Those are rookie numbers!

Mar 21, 2017 1:31 AM

alxkrtn

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TAKE YOUR KID'S XBOX AWAY YOU SHODDY FUCKING USELESS SACK OF SHIT.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MEDIOCRE!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

With 7 hours to sleep, that's 6 hours remaining per day, he could still have a part time job.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, working 4.5 hours per day (7 days a week) is considered a "full time" job now, who's to say how he should spend his leisure time?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean 11 hours daily are some pretty high numbers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleep?the he'll is that?*after someone explains it* I can't sleep.if I sleep than who will kill the dragons

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's this thing called a breaker box. Flip some of those breakers and the XBox won't power on. Very simple. Also - try parenting!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An 14 year old should spend a time investigating other areas of life as part of growing up and spending 11 hours a day on x-box is a bad 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Idea. However - the gaming is a symptom, not a cause. Find out why life is less interesting/rewarding than his games...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At 14 I was exploring other areas of my life, which were mostly done in the bathroom on my own.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weren't we all. :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slow fucking news day if this is on the front page.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

25 hour a day addiction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh.. is 11 hours too much? Shit...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta step up your game to 15 hours, man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 hours? I bought Life is Feudal and hit 100h in about one week

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These types of parents make me angry.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The dumb thing is they then spend 11 hours a day on the internet or watching TV.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

OK so unless he's truanting from school the "11hrs" is on weekends, his free days. And she's taken that away from him. Sad.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Sure 11hrs sounds excessive, but this kid could have no friends, live in a rough neighbourhood etc. where staying in is his only option.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Diablo 3 launch week, 80 hours in 7 days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's not 30+ hours is it even newsworthy?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's right, it's the consoles fault, not hers.

9 years ago | Likes 733 Dislikes 3

I got the preview program & you can set timer & lock that also can be unlocked frm your phone.I wonder her reaction when he starts playin PC

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'd agree, but reading the article makes it sound like he has a serious mental illness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well considering he's still in school (or should be) 11 hours a day is pretty excessive and do you know any 14 year olds that follow their

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

parent's rules to the letter all the time? I don't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but mood swings, violence, swearing. He sounds like a hard kid to deal with generally.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only read the headlines, the rest of that shit is too blurry. Sounds like a handful anyway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lets talk when he pops a shitload of amphetamines and goes on a 30 hour mmo bender

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a discord with my friend, playing space engineers for twelve hours straight, and right before that I had played for five hours.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What is this? casual gaming? Freaking amateur.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

All console gaming is casual gaming

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 17

As an omnigamer, this made me snigger. Or chortle perhaps.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Idk, man. I've played both, trying to aim on console is a lot harder.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#pcmasterrace

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

And before games it was TV causing it. It's almost as if shitty parents are looking for shitty excuses for their child's shitty behavior

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Those kids grew up and are now parents, still watch TV 11 hours per day, but mad at their kids doing the same as them but with games not TV.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shitty child's*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But it's totally not the parents fault. It's 200% the gaming industry's fault and their evil sinning ways!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe parents should look into why their children are playing so many videogames, instead of assuming it is a videogames/discipline problem.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's logical! Shut your voice creator!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

14yo- let's see, go outside with people that don't understand me or chastise me for my interests, or get cathartic release in gta...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So he is a casual gamer?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to grow up and not be a parent

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dream achieved +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a parent, I get irrationally angry when I hear other parents say stuff like "I can't get my child to stop playing video games"

9 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 7

My teacher friend had a 4th grader falling asleep in class bc they put the old PlayStation in his bedroom and he stayed up playing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight white male with no kids i'd say, Bitch, yes you can "head and hand movement"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I can't get myself to stop playing video games

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Its called a power cord. Pull the fucking thing out. It aint that hard. My mum used to do that when i was being a turd.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

My mom used to pull the fuse and cut the electricity to my room so I had to sit in the dark reconsidering my life choices

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then when they throw tantrum you can threaten to whip them with the power cord!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

id just completely ignore them as i walked away in hopes that theyd start playing again, rinse repeat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or to delete their save files while they're watching.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom used to pull the fuse and cut the electricity to my room so I had to sit in the dark reconsidering my life choices

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't even need to do that, I think all current consoles have parental controls built into them now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy. Take away the power cable. Manage when they get to have it. Bam.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

That's what I convinced my coworkers to do. Kid's misbehaving? The controllers go to work with mom.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My mother did that with the cable of the TV- my sister and I just bought a new one...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol my dad sold my brothers gaming consoles when we were kids. I still laugh about it we got home my brother went to his room and it was

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom ran mine over with the car. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gone and he let out a blood curdling scream bahaha. But he quit his shit after that so I mean it works lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That didnt work for shit when I was a kid. You just get a spare cord for when mom's away. Try interacting with your kids.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Video games have been a huge coping mechanism with depression for me, makes me feel like I accomplish things

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You speaking as a child who played too many games, i did so because early on my parents stopped playing with me. By 14 its too late

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

right? just get out your jumper cables and teach him a lesson.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

For everyone saying she didn't discipline him, it says right there on the article that she took the Xbox away and hid it out of the house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After it became an issue. It could have been managed long before it became a problem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure if these replies are sarcastic or not. The right kind of video games are one of the best things you can spend your time on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

if it's a mobile phone or Ipad, don't take the device away, take the charger and hide it. And watch the horror in their eyes when

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they start using it less and less to conserve battery

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called, "adults that shouldn't have children."

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My step-son mouthed off to his mom once in front of me, I calmed walked to the circuit breaker panel, and turned off the power to his room.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Just... discipline your child

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 5

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

That's like saying "Just get a job" to unemployed people. A lot of people don't know what to do or how to go about it correctly.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

On that note... Waiting for Andromeda to install.

9 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 5

Europeans get to play the game in 2 days :( waiting for a key from g2a, they wont send them out early. *Shakes fist*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

G2A? Go fuck yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

EA deserves the least money the can get. Yeah fuck G2A, no offence on that :) were it on Steam i would have paid the Steam price.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The easiest way to avoid giving EA money is to simply abstain from buying their rubbish though. Just saying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm in the middle of a break from an 8 hour marathon. On a related note, EA thinks I moved to South Korea today.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've been playing the trial it's good can't wait for it to drop

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My condolences. Enjoy your knockoff Mass Effect.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

I'm enjoying it! It's like the book Coyote in game form. Keep yo expectations in check and you'll probably have a great time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel so bad for you. Not only did you buy it, but now you are going to play it too

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 25

4 Hours in, it is fun.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I've put a few hours into it. It's alright. Next to the other big games that have come out in the last few weeks though... meh.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah I am really enjoying it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Was fun when Xbox live decided that I wasn't online two hours in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only got till 2 when i go home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol i only needed to wait 1 hour

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching the clock at my late shift job

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Vpn my gaming bros connect to india server, run origin, profit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

So the kid is at home, not on the streets, not doing drugs or getting wasted.... maybe spend time with him?

9 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 3

Most 14 year olds want as little time as possible spent with their parents, at least in my experience.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Is this a white people thing as Lavar Ball eloquently put it(I would say middle class+ myself) https://youtu.be/jITmG8w4TJ4?t=7m28s

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If the youtube link doesnt take you to -> 7:28, jump to there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

That's why you drive around offering them candy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This comment officer, this one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If my kid ever did this to me I would TACKLE AND HUG THEM UNTIL THEY SAY SORRY. I WILL LOVE AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

how to: edgy 'i hate you mom' teenager

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhhhh my sweet summer child, just you wait. Source: owner of a 14 and 12 year old.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Lol @ "owner". Love it. Source: owner of a 14, 4 and 2 year old.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a 16yr old, I love my parents, but WILL have my alone time.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Exactly. I can barely pry my daughter from her room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of course, i will give my kids their alone time. I won't do anything I wouldn't want MY parents to do. HOWEVER, we should still hang out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the father of a 15yr old, can you at least clean your damn room while you're in there?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1