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Kanye West fighting his friend Dark Vader
RexBry
To be fair, if Maggie Gyllenhaal asked me to spank her, I wouldn't hesitate either.
pandemonious
I REALLY wanted the first edit to be him playing beer pong.
notirrelevant
I'm glad they made him a Jedi and not a Sith
TomAtofromPalletTown
TIL from the commenters that Presidents aren't allowed to take a break and have some fun every once in a while.
wengocerrones
*all the time
portugalovesimgur
Obi-Wan Obami
TheManWhoFartsInYourGeneralDirection
I love you
infiniteyams
For a group of people that supposedly hates Reddit, you sure like the content that comes out of it.
luigidude44
helpidontknowmyname
You just know he LOVES this stuff. Wouldn't you?
luigidude44
yup
VooVeers
I cant wait for that picture of him playing craps to start circulating on my grandma's facebook.
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
It's a toss up between that one and Secretary. GOP loves Democrat sex scandals.
Oshifty
Isn't it great that we won't be killed for this?
noptic
If your putin it that way..
YesImProductive
I'm sure he's just stalin...
PotatoesOnlyKindaPotating
Mao is not a time to discuss this.
ChefG0ldblum
Ewwwwwwwwww, Pump it Up.
Pawprintjj
Eww? Bite me.
MrPredator
dustinforpresident
I can't wait until I'm President and people photoshop pictures of me like this on the internet.
Dreamare
Couldn't you have at least linked to where these were originally posted on /r/photoshopbattles?
trialboy
barrackobarner
kishinlemming
He's holding the cello bow quite gracefully.
PhsikuKuak
Yep but he holds it in the wrong hands...
kosmoshot
Hmm, maybe he had a left-handed cello since he's left handed. I mean, Paul McCartney, Jimi Hendrix, and Kurt Cobain had lefty guitars.
supersecretcodename
left handed cellists play cello the exact same way as right handed people
kosmoshot
Interesting, then again, I know a fair share of south paws who play some instruments with their rights
PhsikuKuak
Left-handed cellos don't exist in facts because you can play fingering or bow with both hands, but it'll be hard to play in an orchestra...
homobean
the ping pong spanking...that's what I imagine my girlfriend looks like when she does that. Because, ya know, I don't have eyes in my butt.
homobean
PLOT TWIST
noonerspisms
You don't have a girlfriend do you? That's them plot twist right?
colorlessJack
template? Please.....for science...
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
You're into some weird sciences.
noonerspisms
http://imgur.com/yRvGqvy
IfYouAreLookingForTheLochnessMonster
... You would... Science with this????
uninquisitor
turn your attention to image #4
kungfufil
Rule 34 works in mysterious ways
IfYouAreLookingForTheLochnessMonster
Indeed...
welloilbeefhooked
These are spectacular.
minabear
The Secretary one though. Michelle would have his balls in a vice.
FratGirls
Does*
zicoz
pretty sure she alredy has.
namelesscynic
And perhaps he'd be into it. Who are we to judge?
ColonelObvious
Well everybody has a vice. Both of them, too
Thephedora
But... Michelle told him to do that. Michelle gets off on that. She gets the best parts while the secretary gets the bad.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I'd say we finally had some fetishist representation in the White House, but I doubt it's the first. But I'd bet they're the most wholesome.
Blendoom
The Secretary was a great movie.
reddreadhead
*joke about his balls being in a vice....President*?!??! Sorry. Bye.
iamthisguy247
All part of the fetish.
minabear
I can't decide if she strikes me as a domme or not
KevinHasAHeart
thats why his face is like that
FrostyLady
Such a great movie! I never see it referenced anywhere!
MarkerSniffer
Sooooo goooooood.
OrionRed
We vanilla types are embarrassed to admit we liked it, and the kinksters think it's tame.
fudgepuppyorangecake
May I request to know the name of the movie? Or is its' name actually "the secretary"?
Wrecklesswisdom
Excellent
FrostyLady
It's "Secretary", yes: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/?ref_=nv_sr_1 (TAKE NOTE! It's a "weird" type of love story, and explicit.)
minabear
I've only seen clips.... but they made me happy
FatherOfFour
It is a great bdsm love story. TW they show self-harming for those that might react to that.
ReverendJ
"explicit" you say?
IThinkWeAllKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
SPOILER ALERT: Is that the one were she sits at his desk for like 2 days straight and pees herself at one point?
Necropants
While wearing a wedding dress.
SadSamWinchester
Yes
fudgepuppyorangecake
Thanks! Multiple things which are quite alright by me :)
FrostyLady
Excellent! I think it's beautiful and sweet - in a wonderfully twisted sort of way! I hope you enjoy it!
qussow
Ball vice, you say?
icypants
WHYYYYY
FLDSMDFR
For your safety, I sure hope not
AllDemCanadianBones
Guess what? It's a fetish!
noonerspisms
MFW reading your username http://imgur.com/VswX3CQ
Dooood
What movie is that?
noonerspisms
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs :)
MistehTimmeh
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1 (not 2, fuck 2).
goodguyC
On a side note, the president officially calls gifs gifs! I'm talking hard G as in graphic gif. As if he didn't need more controversy.
MajesticStallion
Thanks Obama
leeardamer
:)
barrackobarner
BingleyBingleyBeep
Thank /r/photoshopbattles. Those guys are equal parts talented and crazy.
CemestoLuxobarge
,
ThunderAtHawaii
Plot Twist: He posed like that on purpose. Just goes on to show Obamacares
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
Literally!
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
I read this with a nice voice. As though you were actually thanking obama.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
I read it in Jenna Marbles's voice
LoneDirewolf
luigidude44
DreamsNow
Please tell me it's not a fake.
kaIIe
(Partypooper here) It is "fake", as it is a well edited spoof from Jay Leno.
LurkerFrag
It's not a fake.
Elydakai
Secretary was such a kink movie. ex and i loved it eery night
Momof2needsabreak
I love these http://imgur.com/bOuOeOc
TetheredAerialReleaseDevelopedInStyle
I feel like Obama knows what he's doing everytime there's a photo op and it like "here you go internet, have at it"
iamthisguy247
The fourth pic is raising my stimulus package.
FaxCelestis
Go watch Secretary. Trust me.
choney911
+1 for The Secretary.
whutserface
Love that movie.
FrostyLady
A great movie, indeed!
lorddickpickle
do you have an imdb link?
KeekUras
It's just Secretary, no "The". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/
DotheDoYouDo
One of our friends said this was the best movie ever. Didn't forewarn us of what it was about. Pretty awkward to watch in a room w randoms
ChevronOneisEncoded
Agreed, but having him there kinda ruins it
StarveTheEgoFeedTheSoul
Another:
TheGirafe
;p;
welloilbeefhooked
incredible.
Tyriam
This is excellent.
STDelightful
This is my favorite one
sporedom
Same here. Should've made it into his album!
THISISDARIANS
That's awesome
heatherfab
UpvotesForCalicos
This is great.
EpicPublixCustomerServiceStaff
Definitely my favorite one. Probably Obama's too
JesusVEVO
Did you make this?
damagz
Winner winner chicken dinner!
payHOMAGEpupil
I agree with this statement.
ReYo
They don't have any food dude, that's not cool. *head shake*
JesusVEVO
ultimatew
that is so scary...
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
These are amazing. Thank you, Internet.
ScottWPilgrim
You mean reddit.
TypesHR
Thanks, reddit!
tqmidget2k
*Obama*
sowetoninja
Obama is just a normal guy you know, just like us! (except for regularly personally signing of for the deaths of hundreds), but a cool guy!
donnalama
This is why I internet
HogwartsAlumnus
You may get your printout cards against humanity award now.
fhqwhgus
This is also why I love Internet.
fhqwhgus
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
Who put a camera in Internet Headquarters!?
ImGLaDYouCame
Arrow in the knee
Nightblade
the* internet.
fhqwhgus
Not this time! This "Internet" is used a proper noun, complete with capitalization. @AnnaKareninanananananaBatman is correct. ^__^
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
My hero.
fhqwhgus
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
:D