USS Midway VA-25's Toilet Bomb

Jun 10, 2017 9:24 PM

See that thing right there

That's a fucking toilet, mounted on the bomb rack of a Sky raider with a nose fuse and all. This ACTUALLY happened and has a good story behind it too.

"For those too young to remember, during Viet Nam conflict, carriers were So woefully short of ordinance that missions were often launched with only a half load just to keep the sortie rate up so that the REMF's in DC would not send out blistering messages about failure to support the war effort, etc.? Given that the loss rate approached, and sometime exceeded, one aircraft a day, all will understand that there was a degree of reticence to launch with less than a full load -- if I must dance with the elephant at least let's make it worth while.? Nevertheless, the indomitable spirit of the carrier aviators, and their squadron-mates, prevailed in some rather perverse ways (see below).
I have every hope that today's successors to the mantel left at the Cubi "O" Club bar persevere as well.?

Kick the tires, light the fires, bolt for the blue and brief on guard -- last one up is lead.

Back in Nam, I know you weren't on USS MIDWAY in Oct 1965, but thought you'd get a kick out of one squadron's ingenuity.

Yes, this really happened Once again history is stranger then fiction, and a lot funnier:

USS Midway VA-25's Toilet Bomb.

In October 1965, CDR Clarence J. Stoddard, Executive Officer of VA-25 "Fist of the Fleet", flying an A-1H Skyraider, NE/572 "Paper Tiger II" from Carrier Air Wing Two aboard USS Midway carried a special bomb to the North Vietnamese in commemoration of the 6-millionth pound of ordnance dropped. This bomb was unique because of the type... it was a toilet!

The following is an account of this event, courtesy of Clint Johnson, Captain, USNR Ret. Captain Johnson was one of the two VA-25 A-1 Skyraider pilots credited with shooting down a MiG-17 on June 20, 1965.

"I was a pilot in VA-25 on the 1965 Vietnam cruise.

572 was flown by CDR C. W. "Bill" Stoddard. His wingman in 577 (which was my assigned airplane) was LCDR Robin Bacon, who had a wing station mounted movie camera (the only one remaining in the fleet from WWII).

The flight was a Dixie Station strike (South Vietnam) going to the Delta.? When they arrived in the target area and CDR Stoddard was reading the ordnance list to the FAC, he ended with "and one code name Sani-flush".

The FAC couldn't believe it and joined up to see it. It was dropped in a dive with LCDR Bacon flying tight wing position to film the drop. When it came off, it turned hole to the wind and almost struck his airplane.

It made a great ready room movie. The FAC said that it whistled all the way down.

The toilet was a damaged toilet, which was going to be thrown overboard.

One of our plane captains rescued it and the ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins and nose fuse for it. Our checkers maintained a position to block the view of the air boss and the Captain while the aircraft was taxiing forward.

Just as it was being shot off we got a 1MC message from the bridge, "What the hell was on 572's right wing?"? There were a lot of jokes with air intelligence about germ warfare.? I wish that we had saved the movie film."

Thank you Jim Rice for sending these photos.

LEAVE IT TO THE U. S. NAVY TO GET RESOURCEFUL thinking.....Proves the statement about the AD Skyraider..."The Workhorse of the fleet"....Great plane...."

US Aviators from the Vietnam war inspire me greatly. They were given a shit job, shittier situation, with the shittiest circumstances, but at the end of the day they did their best to support the country and it's allies.

Sadly, the Cubi O Club is just a memory. The Marine Barracks at Subic is a hotel/casino. Never again will we hear "Come in, Binictican!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything I ever heard the G.I.'s do is true. That's their legacy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KICK THE TIRES N LIGHT THE FIRES

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The USS Midway is moored in my hometown as a museum. Love that ship!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent shitpost

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you take forever to say nothin

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9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Was the toilet full at least?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess they bombed the shit out of them!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Skyraider could carry "everything but the kitchen sink." They wanted to prove that it could carry a sink too, but had to improvise.

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Sadly I think CDR Stoddard was later KIA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love American military lingo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had heard this story, or read of it rather, but never seen good documentation of it - this is awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

REMF stands for "Rear End MoFo"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close, E - echelon "REMF's"referring to the assholes in the rear with the gear.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The skyraider was the plane to do it.

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It could carry more in ordinance than it weighed, quite a feat.

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Not familiar with the numbers but sure was a workhorse with both the USAF and USN.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Each shit you communist bastards!

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Communist bastards have better spelling.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Communist bastards get in line to eat shit cuz it's all the powerful equal comrades can afford to give

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't spell "eat"? Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat*

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

It's communism. Each was better

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't know why, but it was a bit hard to understand what I was reading. I got the gist of it, but some of it looks off

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It was copy-pasted from a chain email is why, but may have actually happened.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look it up, it actually did happen

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I know it happened, it was just the wording was hard to read

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rise of precision munitions has changed this a lot. In Vietnam, you'd have launch a half dozen aircraft to maybe destroy one target. 1/2

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NVA: "Oh look american plane try to bomb bridge again they guna miss" *gets smacked by first LGB dead center* NVA: "What the fuck"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Today, one aircraft would have a decent chance of destroying multiple targets on one flight, should they be tasked to do so. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Exactly. A few years ago you still needed 1 Boeing to destroy a premium quality skyscraper.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We have a fuse now that can count floors of a building as it drops through it. Then goes off at the appropriate floor for maximum effect.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's cheaper and more effective, and frightening to less advanced opposition.

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As a modern Ammo troop, this makes me proud. I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.

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I thought it was IYAOYAS? I was Avi though so not sure.

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IYAAYAS is Air Force. IYAOYAS is every other branch. Munitions systems, aka Ammo, is Air Force. Everyone else is called Ordinance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh I just remember hearing the Navy's stupid AO cadence, good times! Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy knows his stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ammo for years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently Ammo, I'm at Beale supporting AFCOMAC.

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