Mar 21, 2019 11:39 AM
Modoor
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Made in Africa.
UserID23
Ronaldinho!
PressureWashington
(this seems appropriate)
0x1CEB00DA
as a Kraut: he should contact one of out Soccer Clubs ... pretty sure their reaction will be
BenDickinson
Meanwhile in England we wonder why we can’t win the World Cup sitting down eating crisps and playing computer games...
Armithel
other guys like "He..HEY..Fu-...FUc...DAMNIT" then swipes at the guy lol
Lauradora93
Sand for extra effect
honeybadgersRus
I hope he gets signed after this clip.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Fuckin SEE YA. This guy should be earning that pro money.
Was that a cross over?
GENERALDISCOMFORT
thats is some serious control
Aerisot
I can't wait to watch him play for Germany or Europe.
Bogwoppit77
Europe aren't a football team.
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
Krashtestdummy
dodger77
First time I thought he was somehow burying the ball!
thirdbb
better than the 20million a year players
kkanne20
holy fuck
BobLeuMoche
sick !
aLilBlindKid
He really doesn’t do anything with the ball.
ferrbot
I was thinking that too, the point of deceptive ball movement is to make progress up the field or create space. But he’s fun to watch
GodCommentMaker
Africa has a lot of unnoticed football talent. Imagine how well the kids would develop if they had access to 1st class training facilities
gingerkitty
That can be said about a lot of countries. My friend was a talented club soccer player in so cal and he came down to baja with my family
one spring break. He ended up scrimmaging with the federales , they blew him away.
gayhorse420
European clubs even in shitty leagues and lower divisions have scouting networks all across Africa. If you're talented, you will be signed.
daboogiemansta
mercbrit
The man has skills! Sign him up!
Gargoyle929
Wonder if he can do that with shoes on?
DevilMayP00p
Did anyone notice that the other guy tried to slap him?
HD2composer
Breaking ankles
IDidntThinkItWouldBeThisHard
You gotta wonder how many players deserve to be in the World Cup and don’t have the resources to get there
Very few. If you're even somewhat talented, some scout will watch you play during your youth. Even in Africa. Even teams playing in 1/2
second and third divisons in the shittier european leagues have scout networks in Africa. The chance that you'll never be noticed is slim.
greg20151975
Sing him up
rijstewafels
I wonder how that skill transfers to grass
trekkiedane
That's what I came in here to post.
fowlersleftfoot
Probably. It’s the ball he’s using that would probably make it impossible to recreate.
CoolHandRK
...and a fully inflated ball.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
memesaremyoxygen
Is that squishy muffinz?
rainbowmechasquad
Playing fifa street and trying to rack up the points
intestines
'nice' - Sergio ramos after dismantling that guys legs
OF37
Mr. Red card Sergio Ramos, I hate him how dirty he is
friedspud
Fuck ramos
Ninjainslippers
50/50 challenge eh? You can go in if you'd like but you may wind up with a career ending injury. -douchebags
Zaplyn
*Pepe. Also steps on the guy after he goes down.
z3r0n3gr0
Please get this kid right now a flight ticket to some fancy soccer team
BulboPls
He won't be as good on actual grass
justarandombloke
Defo not Cardiff tho
UncleBiscuits
I have a friend who can defend very well against fancy players. He just stands still. It works all the time. Let them dance.
Whyareyoudoingthis
They'll only scold him for playing well and then teach him how to fake injuries.
luciferian669
Erm, about that
rubymiltey
You need more than skills to get into a division 1 football team
dunkyclone
You need acting skills to get someone else to get a penalty for making the ref think that they made you cry
JHawke
A passport for one?
PiggyWobbles
you need different skills than that to get into a division 1 football team
PointsFromCommentsOnly
So really, just know how to dive
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
*ball control skills
pareidoliaperson
Ball tricks aren't everything you need in football. It's fast strategic thinking and teamplay.
gprogri
thank you!
SirChucklesLaughALot
Futsal would be a better fit, much more flicks and tricks involved
craighchrist
Football*
Ellimem
The Brits invented the term, Americans popularized it. You created your own misguided monster.
LigLuryJr
A monster that we never, ever use... They are the ones blindly fanning the flames off stupidity as usual. I mean Hand Egg/football too?!
Cuppateaxiii
Fooosball
aPokal
Fußball.
Tadaaaaaaaaaaa
It's called football. F.o.o.t.b.a.l.l
Soccer
Haha, nice one!
ZombieJonSnow
"Hello? Fancy soccer team headquarters? You know that new talent you been lookin for? Well listen to THIS!" *holds phone out to dirt field
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
I wish I could favourite this comment.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
findtheotters
theblackhole08
Autobus
realdale
•Soft thwacking noises•
UserID23
Ronaldinho!
PressureWashington
0x1CEB00DA
as a Kraut: he should contact one of out Soccer Clubs ... pretty sure their reaction will be
BenDickinson
Meanwhile in England we wonder why we can’t win the World Cup sitting down eating crisps and playing computer games...
Armithel
other guys like "He..HEY..Fu-...FUc...DAMNIT" then swipes at the guy lol
Lauradora93
Sand for extra effect
honeybadgersRus
I hope he gets signed after this clip.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Fuckin SEE YA. This guy should be earning that pro money.
Modoor
Was that a cross over?
GENERALDISCOMFORT
thats is some serious control
Aerisot
I can't wait to watch him play for Germany or Europe.
Bogwoppit77
Europe aren't a football team.
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
Krashtestdummy
dodger77
First time I thought he was somehow burying the ball!
thirdbb
better than the 20million a year players
kkanne20
holy fuck
BobLeuMoche
sick !
aLilBlindKid
He really doesn’t do anything with the ball.
ferrbot
I was thinking that too, the point of deceptive ball movement is to make progress up the field or create space. But he’s fun to watch
GodCommentMaker
Africa has a lot of unnoticed football talent. Imagine how well the kids would develop if they had access to 1st class training facilities
gingerkitty
That can be said about a lot of countries. My friend was a talented club soccer player in so cal and he came down to baja with my family
gingerkitty
one spring break. He ended up scrimmaging with the federales , they blew him away.
gayhorse420
European clubs even in shitty leagues and lower divisions have scouting networks all across Africa. If you're talented, you will be signed.
daboogiemansta
mercbrit
The man has skills! Sign him up!
Gargoyle929
Wonder if he can do that with shoes on?
DevilMayP00p
Did anyone notice that the other guy tried to slap him?
HD2composer
Breaking ankles
IDidntThinkItWouldBeThisHard
You gotta wonder how many players deserve to be in the World Cup and don’t have the resources to get there
gayhorse420
Very few. If you're even somewhat talented, some scout will watch you play during your youth. Even in Africa. Even teams playing in 1/2
gayhorse420
second and third divisons in the shittier european leagues have scout networks in Africa. The chance that you'll never be noticed is slim.
greg20151975
Sing him up
rijstewafels
I wonder how that skill transfers to grass
trekkiedane
That's what I came in here to post.
fowlersleftfoot
Probably. It’s the ball he’s using that would probably make it impossible to recreate.
CoolHandRK
...and a fully inflated ball.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
memesaremyoxygen
Is that squishy muffinz?
rainbowmechasquad
Playing fifa street and trying to rack up the points
intestines
'nice' - Sergio ramos after dismantling that guys legs
OF37
Mr. Red card Sergio Ramos, I hate him how dirty he is
friedspud
Fuck ramos
Ninjainslippers
50/50 challenge eh? You can go in if you'd like but you may wind up with a career ending injury. -douchebags
Zaplyn
*Pepe. Also steps on the guy after he goes down.
z3r0n3gr0
Please get this kid right now a flight ticket to some fancy soccer team
BulboPls
He won't be as good on actual grass
justarandombloke
Defo not Cardiff tho
UncleBiscuits
I have a friend who can defend very well against fancy players. He just stands still. It works all the time. Let them dance.
Whyareyoudoingthis
They'll only scold him for playing well and then teach him how to fake injuries.
luciferian669
Erm, about that
rubymiltey
You need more than skills to get into a division 1 football team
dunkyclone
You need acting skills to get someone else to get a penalty for making the ref think that they made you cry
JHawke
A passport for one?
PiggyWobbles
you need different skills than that to get into a division 1 football team
PointsFromCommentsOnly
So really, just know how to dive
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
*ball control skills
pareidoliaperson
Ball tricks aren't everything you need in football. It's fast strategic thinking and teamplay.
gprogri
thank you!
SirChucklesLaughALot
Futsal would be a better fit, much more flicks and tricks involved
craighchrist
Football*
Ellimem
The Brits invented the term, Americans popularized it. You created your own misguided monster.
LigLuryJr
A monster that we never, ever use... They are the ones blindly fanning the flames off stupidity as usual. I mean Hand Egg/football too?!
Cuppateaxiii
Fooosball
aPokal
Fußball.
Tadaaaaaaaaaaa
It's called football. F.o.o.t.b.a.l.l
z3r0n3gr0
Soccer
Tadaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha, nice one!
ZombieJonSnow
"Hello? Fancy soccer team headquarters? You know that new talent you been lookin for? Well listen to THIS!" *holds phone out to dirt field
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
I wish I could favourite this comment.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
findtheotters
theblackhole08
Autobus
realdale
•Soft thwacking noises•