MRW I just did a 16 hour shift and she tries for some sexy time.

May 14, 2017 9:44 AM

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You had that same smirk at the end?

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Ruined!

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Just like with your job, if you can't do it she can easily find someone who can.

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Hell yeah, those grape Flintstones vitamins were the best

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Make whoopi? Nah, but at least you'll get to meet her.

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Swayze fucked up that throw on purpose, selfish ghost.

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"the mind is willing but the flesh is tired and spongey..."

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No ghosting!

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He made it before he died so it's not in bad taste

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I am literally watching this scene right now for the first time...

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I want Patrick Swayze to be the angel who lets me into heaven and he says there's no more pain and you are loved and all is forgiven

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Or give you a Roadhouse kick to the face down to Hell

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Goddamn it I bet this happens now

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Where do you work to have a 16 hour hard-on??

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The viagra factory.

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In front of a mirror ... ;-P

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Done a 24 hour shift, it was over time, and I got 4 one hour lunches so it wasn't terrible

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Actually, the hardest I've ever been was after coming home from a 10 hour night shift at the tire warehouse. I think serotonin has 1/2

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something to do with it. Fortunately my girlfriend at the time was waiting for me at home for some absolutely incredible morning sex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Supermarket security agent? I know they are having 16 or even 24h shifts

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...or hardly working!?

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The morgue!

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For a quick second you made me thought this was another quality AbortedFetusNecrophiliac post. Dangit.

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Necrophilia. The urge to crack open a cold one

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You have a bright future in marketing

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Better than no -philia at all.

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I don't think that would stand up in court as a defence

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...you're right. I mean I can't speak from experience but there is definitely case law.

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