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I'm not claiming this as my own, just thought it was pretty neat.
Sep 19, 2016 6:54 PM
Butthugger
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I'm not claiming this as my own, just thought it was pretty neat.
tippytruck
Crazy how nature do dat.
TheMwarrior50
"My god its Jason Ward"
meggsandbacon
@stormchaser101
MadVillainousDave
Some might say, it found the shaking........ Orgasmic. (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
NarutoSexyJutsu
I slept through this earthquake. I went home sick and my mom ran in my room and threw me over her shoulder and took me outside lol
FranxNBeans
Somebody needs to make this a dickbutt.
lizizzdashizzz
My fat ass thought that was a cake.
Zephyrium
GettinSprucy
Illuminati confirmed
archadious
olympia is home!
choover25
I remember that day.I was in 6th grade and the lights start swaying. Sat under desks then we sat on the field eating snacks until 3.Good day
ZensoSi
Neat.
thebirdwhoflew
Bullshit...
boccs
I find this pretty hard to believe.
CoCoKunt
My husband said the sidewalk rolled likes waves that day. I believe.
HOLAKOOO
my brick apmt building rolled like a hula-hoop, and i was in Mt. Vernon, 100 miles away
boccs
Well, see, that's the thing. I don't think that sort of activity would create so subtle and symmetrical a pattern.
Merfgar
I was there and experienced that earthquake. I was 11 years old, right before middle school and loved the feeling of the earth rolling
isaidhelloyoufooliloveyou
Me too! My teacher's computer was shaking across his desk here in Vancouver. We were so excited that we had survived the 10 second shockwave
pfshfine
Was that the Nisqually quake? My high school in Ferndale, up by Canada, got damaged from that one.
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
We felt that shit down in North Carolina too man
gorgosaurusrex
I remember everybody was freaking out and I just thought it was awesome lol. I was 11 too!
zbaerenlovesme
My teacher laughed and told us to watch the trees sway outside. Some kid told us to get under the desks instead. LAME.
TheMedicineBandFromMedicineLand
Geophysicist here: flower is the surface wave, outside of that is the P wave follow by perpendicular S wave :)
friekman
Would all 3 be going on at the same time?
SexDrugsDubstepVEVO
In other words: That's how i fingered your mom
SwarmLord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo
friekman
Are there any more items like this online?
magundi
✨????✨Gotta love geophysicists. Science rocks!✨
madhatterzhat
Are we really going to start this schist?
magundi
I consider us alloys. ???? Beer for you. ;)
Stealingtheusernameoftheguywhoexplainsjokessoicantoo
looks like a sideways bajingo
TexasRaised
When Mother Nature has to literally draw it out that she's in the mood
vlej
surely we're doing a good job fucking her... did we hit the wrong hole??!?
WinkingBlinker
I think the whole event was the result of her turning on her vibrator...
BrazilianThunderPanda
I remember that day. I was contracting @ Microsoft & the ground shook. Some guy ran in to the underground garage to rescue his Porsche.
JebediahJones
Does he just keep a sand pendulum set up in case there's an earthquake?
zbaerenlovesme
They do at my college?
boccs
Right? Seems kind of unlikely. Doubly so that the quake, and surface it was shaking, came out so symmetrical.
MemeMcgee
Earth WAS a female all along!
doesmyusernamereallymatter
I remember that earthquake. I was in 4th grade
NakedByTheComputer
Same here! Weird seeing my hometown on imgur
doesmyusernamereallymatter
I was on Ft Lewis when it happened. Weird to think about it now
derpderpdu
The Eye of ..... make something up.
QueenCousland
Sauron's coming back?
Euffy
Definitely eyes. Amd I'm usually a perve.
CaveCanem
Everyone else is seeing vaginas. I think you and I are the only ones seeing an eye
HabeusDorkus
Found the women
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
I'm with you
AfroSamuraiRM
I mean, there is a certain slang for vagina....
CaveCanem
This eye isn't whispering, but touche.
Buckbeak1486
Goddamn it... The Earth has a seizure and still is a better artist than I.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Awww
myrkurenglar
.... Than I do. -English grammar book, probably
AmyTheAussie
"Still a better artist than I do". English grammar book says you're wrong too.
bravecatgaming
if the earth had a seizure, I think all of us would be dead
lewlewlemon
Lolololololol, this needs to be top comment!
SuperAmazingPerson
+1 for excellent grammar. Thank your english teacher.
yattadog
"than me".
Hullaballoonatic
Prepositional phrases, people!
Snarkoleptic
But you have fantastic grammar so you've got that going for you, which is noice
chrispretorius
Yeah dude, have you seen nature. Best graphics ever!
GitRightStik
/r/Outside is calling you home
CossackHD
Crazy how nature does that!
NinjaCongo
The resolution is breath taking.
BitLizard
But IRL is so pay-to-win.
jizzbiscuits
Hate the story though
omcho
For some reason all the NPCs hate me.
ExtremelyHappyGuy
My video card can't handle that... I think I'll stay indoors.
Felderburg
It just had the right tools (in this case, a sand pendulum). Just find your tool. ......phrasing, but, still.
Buckbeak1486
I need a scanning electronic microscope to find my tool...
Felderburg
Are hippogriffs nearsighted or something?
Buckbeak1486
No, but I wasn't role playing my username.
Origamigilan
Earthquake knows what's up
JustYourAverageNerd
that looks like a *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
Shoumpue
As an Olympian, everyone remembers exactly where they were that day
dragonfliesfantasize
8th grade y'all
UraniusCrack
so how was Rio?
zbaerenlovesme
Kelso Longview too!!
chocolatecatwizard
Very true. Im from Tumwater and its currently replaying in my head.
NotMe0125
Ha ha! Me too! I was sitting at home, not signing up for classes at THS where I should have been.
shinymetalassassin
I'm from Tumwater too! I remember it clearly as well.
choover25
Bremerton here. 6th grade and the lights started swaying and we had to sit under our desks. Mrs. Argyle was mad that we were laughing.
NotMe0125
Think we should mention that it was actually called the Nisqually quake?
gorgosaurusrex
I certainly do! I was sitting at my 5th grade desk.
HOLAKOOO
me too, my apartment was doing the hula-hoop action. and it was made of brick.
spahrtm
I definitely do. It was registration day for Tumwater HS. I was at home sitting at our dining table and my sister was napping on the couch.
SAIKOsean
Redmond here, I was sitting in my 6th grade class and thought it was odd that the bookshelf was shaking.
OlivePowerRanger
Wait earthquakes can hit Olympia. Now i gotta be afraid of volcanoes, earthquakes and sasquatches
eekbarbadurkle
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/puget-sound/message-from-megaquake-drill-it-will-be-bad-so-be-prepared/
Doog111
I was in that one and lived on Capitol Hill. You could see the skyscrapers and needle sway. Yes, be afraid, it's due for a biggie.
gettodachopper69
That's why I avoid the viaduct like the plague!
Applesauce1969
lul neckbeard so funny
benmyfriend
No joke, the new tunnel being dug by bertha is going to be way more dangerous. It is insane that the project is even being done
meskarune
At least there aren't any venomous animals.
fadedgiant
Black widows occasionally.
gettodachopper69
Lots of homeless drug addicts, which is close enough.
KarlHungusssss
yeah, i'm pretty sure pnw is actually due for a "big one" that is supposed to be way more damaging than the california "big one".
SpruceCaboose
Eh, not quite. Intervals average like 450 years, and it has only been 316. Course, earthquakes can also do whatever they want.
KarlHungusssss
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
samsonguy920
Anywhere there is a volcano there can also be earthquakes. The west coast sits along a lot of fault lines, as well. I can't help you with>
samsonguy920
> sasquatches, except maybe to tell you to quit teasing them.
itsthevoiceman
Ring of Fire
SAIKOsean
2001 was the last quake up here, I remember my 6th grade class shaking to this day.
CelticScribe
I was in Jr. High science class. I was worried that the beakers and bunsen burners would topple over and shatter.
chocolatecatwizard
I was in 1st grade, i honest to god thought it was a stampede of elephants coming through Tumwater Hill, lol.
choover25
I was in 6th grade when it happened too! I wore my "I survived the Nisqually earthquake" shirt that my dad got me the week after.
MostlyJeffGoldblum
I remember being really little and thinking that the building I happened to be in was being shaken as a test by a big moving table under it.
YouThinkThatsBad
I thought someone was sharpening pencils on the other wall, then it was carts on the roof above me, then the shaking. We were all confused
zbaerenlovesme
I was in 9th. It closed school for the day! BEST DAY!!!
MrFireworks
5th grade in Puyallup. The cabinets by my desk flung open and threw pens, pencils, rulers, etc. at me.
sniffumevoli
I was at home. I remember asking my little sister to stay where she was while I went to wake dad. He came running out of the room at (1
sniffumevoli
The same time I went for him. When I asked about it later, the earthquake didn't wake him, the lamp next to the bed had hit him on the head.
10000Bees
Don't forget the flash floods, hurricane-force windstorms, and frequent hipster sightings. It is a terrible, dangerous place.
gettodachopper69
Exactly. Please don't ever move here. It's terrible....
10000Bees
just don't tell anyone about all the good things and we'll be fine.
gettodachopper69
Shhhhhhhh
zbaerenlovesme
The coffee, good lord the coffee!! AND THE HOMEBREWS!
gettodachopper69
Yes...the coffee and beer are also undrinkable....stay awayyyyyyyyy!
zbaerenlovesme
hahaha
billyjoelsballs
Is that one of those "vaginas" I hear so much about?
donkeymoney
No, here's one of them:
OriginOfOrion
....feels like a bag of sand
moarDuolingo
Heh. 1st thought that occurred to me. Also "no one's idiot to think stuff like that". NOT the case, evidently
ReleaseThePasta
We need a that's a vagina gif
missastromccluskey
no
dumbking
Yes and with this one you can still pick the flower....
Swift2568
"I've never had vagina. No body ever seems to throw it out" - Ralph
EYBAYBAY
Thank you Mother Terissa for helping me find the G spot.
LunaticScientist
It's a whispering eye
agumonkey
Guardians of the clit
BurritoTBaggins
But where are the balls? Vaginas have balls right? -Eric Cartman probably
BoomerKeith
"and here are the vagina's balls"
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
As a Virgin dont they
WoopDeFrickenDoo
I was about to type this. Damn. I'm not the special snowflake I thought I was.
Ariltongadottir
Nope, virgin vaginas has a flower, hence the term "deflower someone" No flower, not virgin. The more you know! ;)
Machiavellianism
Because they both shake all the time.
supermeatboi
i think you mean virginias
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Thatsavagina.gif
prolificchicken
i wouldn't know
LOlivingVE
That's the next post over
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I believe it's "bergina."
temujin9
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
ellisDtripp25
Not me VAGINA,I licked that problem long ago
gardalf
For me, it's more like a dog whistle.
classicrapeydolphin
Yep! They feel nice and dry, coarse, and sandy!
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I know mine does! :D
DumbBr0ad
Sometimes I get a sandy vagina.
SubZeroWithAFever
No wonder Woodhouse is gay. (Bonus points if anyone gets the reference)
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Ani are you okay?
420blaizeofgloryhahaha
"I hate sand...its coarse and rough and it gets into everything"
dicklashanks
Only if you get the ones that ask for a manager
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Sithrak
CenturianImgurian
Then how in hell did Anakin ever have children?
JustHereForTopComment
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Ew ew ew. Oh god! It feels just like sand!
SoulHeart
midichlorians.
doritobandito84
Tatooine bruh.
Spice002
It's a Georgia O'Keeffe "flower"
Memes4Cheap
its a vagina yo
jwoytk01
No way. It's not blatant enough to look like a vagina.
thatsLMFB
Those are vaginas, this is an eye
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
*Georgia O'Queef(fe)
OldIronsides
Wait, wasn't He in A Wrinkle in Time?
cyberspork
You mean a vagina
shakexandxbake
It doesn't matter Woodhouse I'm leaving! Go nuts! Hang a bunch of Georgia O'Keeffe posters..?
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
Wait, I got it! Casablumpkin.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
"Rosebud"
Pand3lang
She didn't intentionally sexualise her works, that was how the audience interpreted them. She even told the media multiple times
PickledSpider
I was hoping someone would say this. I saw her exhibition at the Tate modern, going in thinking that and was very wrong.
dasklaus
Even worse, her first husband was the one who started it (very much against her wishes), as he marketed her.
Forestsky
.
RadicalDud
This is not what female genitalia looks like...
TouchThaFishyyy
Yeahhh... except for it kind of does. Source? I have female genitalia.
dasklaus
As the owner of my own set of female genitalia, go to the doctor if yours look like that, please.
JulianHausen
.
aboredandlonelyperson
"The flowers in your painting, what do they represent?"
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4758102/ms3.JPG
LilGirlInAMiddleEarthWorld
The natural occurrences of tectonic shifts is really natural vagina art.
codevii
It does look suspiciously like a vagina!
Williciousness
It's a Georgia O'Queef "vegene"
NowYouAreBreathingManually
Pweew I thought it was only me who could see pussies on those paintings.
lazerhosen
Really? Those paintings are infamous for it... that's the reputation they have in the art world...
a4tsyus34name
Kind of sad, she said herself many times they were not genitalia, but alas, that's what she will be remembered by.
Casswigirl11
Yes. I learned this at her Santa Fe museum.
NowYouAreBreathingManually
Hehe, I was being ironic mate!
Guybreezy
I learned about Georgia O'Keeffe from Breaking Bad.
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I learned about Georgia O'Keeffe from Island of Dr. Brain.
lazerhosen
I had forgotten the reputation until I watched it, up to third season now. Finally know what I was missing.
SenYarizui
Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.
buhhwheat
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.
brawndopeddlerton
samesies!
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
Double samesies!
RadicalDud
Looks more like a fucked up eye.
MichaelScar
I've got an O'keeffe print in my house, it make women want to fuck, because of the implication
mikeyMN
That's why I'm going with a boat. Out on the open ocean. Anything could happen.
DonnaHighfield
Because the of implications
OtterAvalanche
Refresh my memory... how? I've seen BB but haven't watched it since it ended.
IMaedThisForYou
Jesse and Jane made plans to go to the gallery to see some O'Keefe stuff one time. Nothing spectacular just a comment on the subject matter.
OtterAvalanche
Ah, here I was worried there was a plot point around it lol
RyanGooseling
I learned about her in everybody loves raymond
octataral
I'm just having a shit after rewatching that episode randomly!
ProfessorFlora
I learned about O'Keefe from JumpStart 3rd Grade. Unfortunately, they covered mostly her landscapes.
IAlwaysFavouriteCats
Fuck that was one of my favourite games growing up. Sadly never completed it because of a bug.
ProfessorFlora
Honestly, I've tried to replay the jumpstart games as an adult. Theyre too old for most computers to play nice I've found. works, but barely
BourbonBuck
Why unfortunate? Those are amazing too.
ProfessorFlora
True; I was just attempting to make a joke about 'surprisingly, something aimed at kids didn't talk about vagina-flowers'.
IridescentLotus
That makes me a little sad that art education isn't a little more widespread
Toderdj
Care to enlighten a peasant?
IridescentLotus
I'd say Google can show you more than I can tell, but she painted flowers that shall we say embody femininity
pizzarollsandoreos
Something something...Georgia O'Keefe's flower being widespread.
glastonbury0
I learned about Georgia O'Keeffe during a school field trip to New Mexico
DoctorTurkTurkleton
I learned about Georgia O'Keefe from that guy's comment
TheCapitalistCommuter
Did you just assume their gender?
grootybooty
The username is Guybreezy... did you just assume he assumed their gender?!
UpNorthInAFuckingIgloo
Triggered!!!