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FlintNorth44
Did people just forget to write "too" when adding?
Chimaeraxxxxx
Mythbusters approved
Sjg437
Morkath
This bag keeps giving me C4 and blasting caps, got a tool to fix that?
DulothX
That doesn't sound broken. That being said... More C4 and blasting caps.
RhymingEverything
I'll need more than a rope and hook to climb a wall, BAG
milante
There is no problem that cannot be solved with the proper application of high explosives.
zombywoof68
"ACCIO C-4!"
cyounghmfce
Because The Right Tool Bag For The Job was somehow offensi... oh i see now.
chaos021
I really wish I had a DM using this stuff.
fbeckAwardWrecker
GSA catalog has them....
franksfiles
“too”
Trowserbear
The cursed variant is Links bomb bag
Onlyhereforthelaughs
What happens if I throw the C4 back in the bag and detonate it..?
Lulabel73
Arcanum3000
Why would you give your players an unlimited supply of Universal Obstacle Remover?
Bignholy
To watch them grab one too many packs and blow themselves apart. Or for the *cursed* item to stop working once they demonstrably WANT C4.
barnwolf
Wait, so that's not the specially recognizable bag that the military uses to carry around C4?
T3sl4co1l
I wonder if such an item can be found on @HomeDepotAisle15
Mostlydeadpool
"right tool/toy for the right job."
T3sl4co1l
tool/tool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Afewflowers
So Mary Poppins' bag
khyronthebetrayer
I was thinking more along the lines of Felix the cat's bag
Andromus
You know what they say, as the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.
TyrannosaursInF14s
NaughtButOne
It's a DnD-adjacent joke, but the grammar is a bit fucky. It's a magical bag that always gives you what you need for the situation at hand.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
If that doesn’t qualify it as an OverPowered Item, I don’t know what is.
fr33land3r
Enchanted bag of blasting caps
WonderfunkJones
Is this an SCP?
HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto
No, op posts item ideas for DMs to add to their D&D type games.
TunnelRat13
No, SCP-C400X is headcanon now.
JCBalance
What a toolbag
2074red2074
What if I need to fight back against a Russian invasion? C4 and blasting caps?
nukesontheway
Why is mine always full of dildos…
TheEvenPrez
Childhood is thinking you need a better sword. Adulthood is knowing you need rope
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
The several silk ropes I have in my closet agree with you
Mooxman
I need this framed on my wall
leshana
Wisdom is using C4 and blasting caps.
SithElephant
The wolf was wiped out in the UK almost entirely by trapping, not bow and arrow or guns.
jthatotherguyb
All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope - Murphy
Itslibbytime
I got my rope. I got my rope RIGHT here.
CriticalCritic
Now that there's a good fuckin rope
Goldmarble
The fuck we gon' need rope for?!
clil16
The soap
69thStPepper
Sounds like the cursed version saves time
Mostlydeadpool
"Why did you buy that? it's got nothing but C4 and blasting caps?!" "I bought it because it has nothing but C4 and blasting caps!"
69thStPepper
It's not the best solution to every problem, but it will make every problem go away
Mistruths
It's not the best solution to every problem, but it's A solution to every problem.
Mostlydeadpool
"some collateral damage may occur. some friendly fire may occur. please consult someone with a higher wisdom score before using this item."
69thStPepper
Spoilsport
Mostlydeadpool
"we didn't want to add that. but Infernal Barristers said we wouldn't get any more blasting caps if we didn't. damn infernal barristers."
The22ndDoctor
Very few problems exist that can't be solved by the liberal application of C4 and blasting caps.
kickedoutofthehole
C4 is mostly show… give me plain old ANFO and some boost-rite sticks.
probablyobvious
"don't worry, it's a shaped explosive" "what shape?" "Spherical!"
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
You can use it to light a fire, just don't try and stamp the fire out
nasukkin
Doesn't work on poor gambling habits. https://youtu.be/kGo959uECTM
DameDePiques
"When I have a problem, I throw a Molotov cocktail, and boom! I have a whole new problem"
TunnelRat13
You know in two weeks someone is going to post a video of them using C4 and blasting caps to hammer a nail now.
Pentacus
A nail requires force to drive it into a surface, what better way to generate force than with C4 and blasting caps?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Too much C4 and blasting caps? Believe it or not, more C4 and blasting caps.
LittleIrishTurnip
Strangedays2026
confanity
How about making a lovely merengue?
confanity
I meant *meringue, but I guess that one works too....
TunnelRat13
The airiest meringue you've ever seen. I guarantee it. (note, I guarantee nothing, do not attempt)
Baalzak
For everything else, try introducing wolves.
TheDoctor506
But too many wolves? You guessed it. C4 and blasting caps.
CommentGuru
The Dark Lord's fall will be punctuated in the history books by C4 and blasting cap strapped wolves.
dmarting
A true meme connoisseur
Quizz25S
LefthandedLink
When in doubt...C4.
WheresMyComb
And blasting caps
erikleorga
CuntCrotchula
daranthered
I miss when you could buy dynamite at the hardware store. Removing stumps used to be way more fun.
ScionofOgma
I mean… it’s not actually that hard to make. Hell, there are a ton of old books that explain how to make nitroglycerin the OG way
daranthered
Yeah, I'm smart enough to know how, and unlike some neighbors smart enough not to try.
ScionofOgma
That's fair, I like keeping all of my fingers and hands as well. Nitroglycerin is wildly unstable when being made, fun from a distance only
daranthered
Yeah, the reason I miss TNT at the hardware store is that it was by nature stabilized.
ScionofOgma
Add Black Powder to Nitroglycerin, dynamite in its original form is now yours
bladderinfection
I love my wife too much. Whatcha got for me?
TheDreadPirateMontoya
Hookers & Blow!
ElkThorvald
glasses
TheSmithMachineIsASquatRackOfLies
That username. Please tell me the story.
bladderinfection
I wanted something safe for work and does not invite any questions if they happen to overhear it.
howdoyouturnthisonagain
Please tell all of us that story.
TheSmithMachineIsASquatRackOfLies
Wow. Sure. A Smith Machine is like a “safety squat rack” and it’s s great tool for beginners. Zero hate if you need it. Many do…
TheSmithMachineIsASquatRackOfLies
It’s like a free weights bar on a vertical axis rail. You can engage the safety hooks with a twist of the wrist. The problem with this is…
TheSmithMachineIsASquatRackOfLies
that you don’t gain the benefits of using stabilizer muscles with a Smith Machine. You’re only depriving yourself of functional muscle…
thatsecondweirdguy
You're not gonna believe this buddy! C4 and blasting caps!
BeelzebobRoss
tibris
I got the same thing, but also 5 pounds of roofing nails...
butthurtnevergetsbetter
If explosions don't solve your problem, did you really use enough C4?
bhobby1212
Excavate the basement and develop more homes for her
JacaByte
Excavation facilitated by C4 of course
bhobby1212
There are two types of people in the world ones that get the implications,
JacaByte
Maybe you see two types of people, but I C4
4Outof5DentistsRecommend
I also choose this guys dead wife
bladderinfection
“For me!?!” as I hand her the brick with flashing red lights. She tosses it into my mother’s car as she speeds by, flipping us off…