It’s The Chaos Countdown!

Oct 8, 2015 4:50 AM

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Hello again, Imgur! Last time we met, we introduced the chance to win your very own private island. In true Imgur fashion, the community banded together to imagine a delightful haven exclusive to Imgurians. Well, if we’re ever going to found Imguria, with crowning capital city Serapls and volcanic wonder Mount Javert, we’re going to have to start racking up those chaos points! (Thanks to @TheDoctorCallo and @Portmantwo for their serendipitous collaboration on naming Imguria!)

Now we’re here with a new initiative: blowing stuff up.

Before we start... let's talk about the science of explosions

We’re putting on our Bill Nye hats again (Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!) to look into the science behind explosions. Why? Because science is amazing, that’s why!

An explosion occurs when a substance is changing rapidly from one state to the other while emitting intense heat or producing gas that manifests in the form of a blast wave or shock wave. In short, there’s a chemical reaction that may be under intense pressure, and things go boom.

Potential energy exists in three forms:
Nuclear: explosion caused by fusion (two atoms fusing together) or fission (one atom breaking down into many)
Chemical: two substances come together and form an exothermic reaction (i.e. energy is released into the atmosphere)
Physical: explosions that tend to be caused by a breach of a physical vessel, e.g. dynamite, fireworks, or a highly pressurized gas tank breaks

And now for science in motion!

Every week, we’ll present two items with the potential to be exploded. You vote between the two and the winner goes BOOM. This week: five hundred pounds of bananas vs three fifty-five gallon oil drums.

Will the sacred scales of Imgur be saved, or will the wicked among you vote to hasten their delicious end? Cast your vote here.

Don’t forget to preorder Just Cause 3! Yes, we know we’ve said the P word, but pre-ordering gets you into the Win An Island competition. Here’s to Imguria!

Front page edit: Imgur has spoken! See the results here: https://imgur.com/gallery/MpaMG/

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11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this game actually looks really fun

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Did somebody say Just Cause 3? v

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

People are starting to get the hang of these promoted posts.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Consider that....maybe...possibly, Imgur is selling the ad space AND helping to create the content for them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By all means, make more presentations please.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i like this, it like we are getting spoiled hehehe

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok yes, I am going to buy your game!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kill the bananas.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder how long it would take me to eat 500 pounds worth of bananas....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imgur is turning into another Super Bowl where the advertisements are better than the base material.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

PRIZE: One (1) Grand Prize Winner will win ownership rights to an Island, valued at up to $50,000 USD or $50,000 USD in cash.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Wow, an island worth $50K is going to be a tiny piece of shit incapable of even holding a house.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Location of Island to be determined by Sponsor. All taxes and fees associated with purchasing and obtaining of Island

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(including but not limited to attorney's fees, escrow, and closing costs) are the responsibility of the Winner.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sponsor does not guarantee the Island to be inhabitable, developed or reachable by any means other than a boat

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://www.jc3winanisland.com/

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.....moneys instead you say?!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uh obviously Bananas. Is this even a choice?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

good going just cause. gettin on up there with old spice and ebay... keep it up :) +1

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You already know we're picking the banana's. Just don't take mine.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imguria would probably smell really, really bad.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I like it when the promoted posts try to have a feel for the community. I appreciate the effort.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I don''t know about you guys, but banana is my vote :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who decided to hire Brodie Smith to do this?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I are confused #floridaultimate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is him, right?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But really...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

while i am excited for the game people do need to be aware and read the fine print:

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, can't vote. I REFUSE to be a FaceBook lemming.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad you guys let Achievement Hunter play with this game. Thanks for being awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I logged some 200 hours in Just Cause 2, and only some tiny fraction of that was the story. Was amazing for goofing around in!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banana at the end is what got my upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These promoted posts are slowly becoming some of the better sources of OC on here, most everything else is a repost.

11 years ago | Likes 834 Dislikes 24

It's kinda sad, really.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, "promoted" doesn't have to automatically equal "bad". There's promotions done right that don't bother me at all. Like this one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does seem well researched & designed ad for it's target market. Bill Nye science-y ref, banana for scale , and such.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur also gives them tips on how to advertise. How to reach out to the community and such.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP warner bros records or whatever the douchey one was

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A sad, sad truth

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sad but true

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Advertisements have gotten savvy to viral marketing, and are finally exploiting internet culture properly. Took 'em long enough.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, they do probably have professional graphical artists and tools...

11 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

SO DO I!! But I haven't used them for fake internet points yet.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But are you getting paid for it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not yet! But I'm currently in an IT position working late at night and get to play on Youtube and Imgur regularly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never thought I'd see this type of comment on a promoted post.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

Rage comics...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And top comment nonetheless!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hey its me ur brother

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

your username is a lie

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woah, crikey, it's a wild Sarah!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad we could change your mind Sarah! v

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

nice

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my god this gif is glorious

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh look, it's Sarah. Neat.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Don't even care that this is a promoted post. +1 for Just Cause. SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME

11 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 9

I cant believe I never did that, I attached them to people and watched them fly off(and explode), but never that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooo, I've gotta try that! I only ever tied the tank to a heavy armor guy & sent them flying

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the **** didn't I think to do that???

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Abandon thread!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss that grappeling hook... I was so happy when they released a multiplayer mod in JC2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too although I'm not liking how most of the art assets look reused. "Red-striped oil refinery" already made up half the last game.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do that all the time

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's how we used to get to school in the winter.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That tank needs to be an up-vote symbol. Just saying.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

"riding this to the front page"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Great idea! v

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Leans in and whispers into ear, "I want you inside my Xbox"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YES!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nice try! An island is only the second best preorder bonus I've been promised!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What's the first?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's still married to her.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG Old Spice got a WHITE GUY!

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 4

I guffawed quietly

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

am i missing something? this isn't an old spice post...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. -Because Old Spice almost always has explosions in its commercials.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Racist! :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Don't care, go TIMBER!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Brodie Smith, world-class ultimate player and youtube personality.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He's great. Half the reason why i'm so inspired to play ultimate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 99.6x% completion on JC2, can't wait for JC3

11 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

i, too, am stuck at around the same %. after putting more hours in that game than any other i've ever played- like 250- i had to concede.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FINISH IT ALREADY!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? So you can not complete that one too!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll be quite happy if I can even get to 99% again, it's a lot of grinding.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just joking. I stopped playing it with like 30% lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel, there is an insane amount of things to blow up lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not 100%?!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You should go try. 99.6 is crazy hard. Props.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've tried so hard to get 100% but there are just a couple things I can't find unfortunately. Literally like 4 items in the entire map lol.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There are some things that are just not there, it's impossible to legitimately 100% the game

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You've found one of our precious ancestral skulls! Be most careful with it. There is powerful magic within!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, why is there no multiplayer mode in this game? The mod for 2 was awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

allenware best computer

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

is* awesome. 0.2 Update is about to release and they added wingsuit and such.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe some day soon I'll have a good enough computer that I can really play it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is. They've said there was gonna be multi since the game was announced.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you getting that from? Every article I've been able to find on it says it won't be having it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm seeing that they are considering MP but it won't be at launch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to pre-order this on steam but instead I bought my daughter a twin bed to move her out of toddler one and I'm paying that off.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Besides, with a young daughter, the only thing your PlayStation is playing is a DVD of Frozen... :) Source: I'm a dad :)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for priorities and being a good parent!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Never preorder a digital copy, asshole. it's not like there's going to be a shortage of ones and zeros when it's released.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 28

I respect your opinion but it's stupid

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your input and the eloquent way with which you expressed it.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Calling someone an asshole probably isn't the best way to convince them to see your point of view.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, but it can be amusing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pls dont preorder digital copies. pls.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

I will do as I please with my own money.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1