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Hello again, Imgur! Last time we met, we introduced the chance to win your very own private island. In true Imgur fashion, the community banded together to imagine a delightful haven exclusive to Imgurians. Well, if we’re ever going to found Imguria, with crowning capital city Serapls and volcanic wonder Mount Javert, we’re going to have to start racking up those chaos points! (Thanks to @TheDoctorCallo and @Portmantwo for their serendipitous collaboration on naming Imguria!)
Now we’re here with a new initiative: blowing stuff up.
Before we start... let's talk about the science of explosions
We’re putting on our Bill Nye hats again (Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!) to look into the science behind explosions. Why? Because science is amazing, that’s why!
An explosion occurs when a substance is changing rapidly from one state to the other while emitting intense heat or producing gas that manifests in the form of a blast wave or shock wave. In short, there’s a chemical reaction that may be under intense pressure, and things go boom.
Potential energy exists in three forms:
Nuclear: explosion caused by fusion (two atoms fusing together) or fission (one atom breaking down into many)
Chemical: two substances come together and form an exothermic reaction (i.e. energy is released into the atmosphere)
Physical: explosions that tend to be caused by a breach of a physical vessel, e.g. dynamite, fireworks, or a highly pressurized gas tank breaks
And now for science in motion!
Every week, we’ll present two items with the potential to be exploded. You vote between the two and the winner goes BOOM. This week: five hundred pounds of bananas vs three fifty-five gallon oil drums.
Will the sacred scales of Imgur be saved, or will the wicked among you vote to hasten their delicious end? Cast your vote here.
Don’t forget to preorder Just Cause 3! Yes, we know we’ve said the P word, but pre-ordering gets you into the Win An Island competition. Here’s to Imguria!
Front page edit: Imgur has spoken! See the results here: https://imgur.com/gallery/MpaMG/
beleginwaffle
jackaroo2221
this game actually looks really fun
CaveCanem
Did somebody say Just Cause 3?
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TheWholiganOfGallifrey
People are starting to get the hang of these promoted posts.
thatsnotright
Consider that....maybe...possibly, Imgur is selling the ad space AND helping to create the content for them?
bsin21
By all means, make more presentations please.
Albador
i like this, it like we are getting spoiled hehehe
PontiacDude
Ok yes, I am going to buy your game!
BobotheButtClown
Kill the bananas.
arcspace
I wonder how long it would take me to eat 500 pounds worth of bananas....
duskesko
Imgur is turning into another Super Bowl where the advertisements are better than the base material.
radioactivbadgr
PRIZE: One (1) Grand Prize Winner will win ownership rights to an Island, valued at up to $50,000 USD or $50,000 USD in cash.
UrbanPagan
Wow, an island worth $50K is going to be a tiny piece of shit incapable of even holding a house.
radioactivbadgr
Location of Island to be determined by Sponsor. All taxes and fees associated with purchasing and obtaining of Island
radioactivbadgr
(including but not limited to attorney's fees, escrow, and closing costs) are the responsibility of the Winner.
radioactivbadgr
Sponsor does not guarantee the Island to be inhabitable, developed or reachable by any means other than a boat
radioactivbadgr
http://www.jc3winanisland.com/
thespottedbunny
.....moneys instead you say?!
omnibahumut
Uh obviously Bananas. Is this even a choice?
trilith
good going just cause. gettin on up there with old spice and ebay... keep it up :) +1
Giraffeeatingabanana
You already know we're picking the banana's. Just don't take mine.
mefteef
Imguria would probably smell really, really bad.
SugarSmack
I like it when the promoted posts try to have a feel for the community. I appreciate the effort.
Derryght
I don''t know about you guys, but banana is my vote :)
OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs
Who decided to hire Brodie Smith to do this?
himtopp
I are confused #floridaultimate
BAMFnerd
That is him, right?
SomePeopleDontThinkItBeLikeItIs
But really...
radioactivbadgr
while i am excited for the game people do need to be aware and read the fine print:
Thereminista
Meh, can't vote. I REFUSE to be a FaceBook lemming.
AliasBecauseReasons
I'm so glad you guys let Achievement Hunter play with this game. Thanks for being awesome.
Byzil
I logged some 200 hours in Just Cause 2, and only some tiny fraction of that was the story. Was amazing for goofing around in!
thepasswordisbutts
Banana at the end is what got my upvote.
MikeinatorXD
These promoted posts are slowly becoming some of the better sources of OC on here, most everything else is a repost.
hippopoopamoose
It's kinda sad, really.
MagnorCriol
I mean, "promoted" doesn't have to automatically equal "bad". There's promotions done right that don't bother me at all. Like this one.
Wolsie
Does seem well researched & designed ad for it's target market. Bill Nye science-y ref, banana for scale , and such.
CAPITALLETTERSAREMYFAVORITE
Imgur also gives them tips on how to advertise. How to reach out to the community and such.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
RIP warner bros records or whatever the douchey one was
MMPRMastodon
A sad, sad truth
DunksForDays
sad but true
UncomfortableTruths
Advertisements have gotten savvy to viral marketing, and are finally exploiting internet culture properly. Took 'em long enough.
Sveniat
I mean, they do probably have professional graphical artists and tools...
Shepsus
SO DO I!! But I haven't used them for fake internet points yet.
stackoverflo
But are you getting paid for it?
Shepsus
Not yet! But I'm currently in an IT position working late at night and get to play on Youtube and Imgur regularly.
sarah
Never thought I'd see this type of comment on a promoted post.
SwisssSwisss
Rage comics...
meeksmcgee
And top comment nonetheless!
414nametoolong
hey its me ur brother
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
your username is a lie
414nametoolong
http://imgur.com/sbI4dVT
MikeinatorXD
Woah, crikey, it's a wild Sarah!
JustCause3
Glad we could change your mind Sarah!
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ChuckBuckshot
nice
vuhii
my god this gif is glorious
ViktorSalami
Oh look, it's Sarah. Neat.
OttoDaDog
Don't even care that this is a promoted post. +1 for Just Cause. SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME
2dozen22s528
I cant believe I never did that, I attached them to people and watched them fly off(and explode), but never that.
CoeusDarksoul
Ooo, I've gotta try that! I only ever tied the tank to a heavy armor guy & sent them flying
ILIVEINAFREAKINGWELL
Why the **** didn't I think to do that???
QuadrilateralEnix
"Abandon thread!"
CultofCedar
I miss that grappeling hook... I was so happy when they released a multiplayer mod in JC2
causality
Me too although I'm not liking how most of the art assets look reused. "Red-striped oil refinery" already made up half the last game.
aceandduce
I used to do that all the time
Levistras
That's how we used to get to school in the winter.
beleginwaffle
That tank needs to be an up-vote symbol. Just saying.
FenyxKnight
"riding this to the front page"
JustCause3
Great idea!
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VigorousWhale
Leans in and whispers into ear, "I want you inside my Xbox"
beleginwaffle
YES!
shadowsspectrum
Beautiful.
TabbyTim
Nice try! An island is only the second best preorder bonus I've been promised!
ChachaHippos
What's the first?
TabbyTim
CoeusDarksoul
He's still married to her.
ASithInTraining
OMG Old Spice got a WHITE GUY!
shpanky
I guffawed quietly
TheGoneAwayMan
am i missing something? this isn't an old spice post...
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
It's a joke. -Because Old Spice almost always has explosions in its commercials.
OddOod
Racist! :)
mratio
Don't care, go TIMBER!
Tunisia
Brodie Smith, world-class ultimate player and youtube personality.
Matt10AE
He's great. Half the reason why i'm so inspired to play ultimate.
HamBanjo
I have 99.6x% completion on JC2, can't wait for JC3
AndySlash
i, too, am stuck at around the same %. after putting more hours in that game than any other i've ever played- like 250- i had to concede.
Fuzzykittenz
FINISH IT ALREADY!!!
Heavymettle
Why? So you can not complete that one too!?
HamBanjo
I'll be quite happy if I can even get to 99% again, it's a lot of grinding.
Heavymettle
I'm just joking. I stopped playing it with like 30% lol
HamBanjo
I feel, there is an insane amount of things to blow up lol
RainyEvergreens
Why not 100%?!
doctorwoohooo
You should go try. 99.6 is crazy hard. Props.
HamBanjo
I've tried so hard to get 100% but there are just a couple things I can't find unfortunately. Literally like 4 items in the entire map lol.
ReallyBigRocks
There are some things that are just not there, it's impossible to legitimately 100% the game
Beegeezee505
You've found one of our precious ancestral skulls! Be most careful with it. There is powerful magic within!
noOChere
It is literally impossible. http://justcause.wikia.com/wiki/Just_Cause_2_100%25_completion_list
Wrkncacnter
Seriously though, why is there no multiplayer mode in this game? The mod for 2 was awesome.
PhilFrox
allenware best computer
Jman100
is* awesome. 0.2 Update is about to release and they added wingsuit and such.
Wrkncacnter
Maybe some day soon I'll have a good enough computer that I can really play it
tullojs
There is. They've said there was gonna be multi since the game was announced.
Wrkncacnter
Where are you getting that from? Every article I've been able to find on it says it won't be having it.
RogueDarkJedi
I'm seeing that they are considering MP but it won't be at launch.
Wrkncacnter
source?
RogueDarkJedi
http://www.engadget.com/2014/11/23/just-cause-3-wont-launch-with-multiplayer-but-square-enix-says/
somegoodusernames
I was going to pre-order this on steam but instead I bought my daughter a twin bed to move her out of toddler one and I'm paying that off.
mrclnmrt
Besides, with a young daughter, the only thing your PlayStation is playing is a DVD of Frozen... :) Source: I'm a dad :)
heyjude168
+1 for priorities and being a good parent!
StandardDeviant
Never preorder a digital copy, asshole. it's not like there's going to be a shortage of ones and zeros when it's released.
BaeCaughtMeSlippin
I respect your opinion but it's stupid
somegoodusernames
I appreciate your input and the eloquent way with which you expressed it.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Calling someone an asshole probably isn't the best way to convince them to see your point of view.
Sacurason
No, but it can be amusing.
StandardDeviant
Pls dont preorder digital copies. pls.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
I will do as I please with my own money.