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Aug 3, 2017 1:10 AM
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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Asterfix
Okay but why tho?
xt1031
How did you get your carpal tunnel again?
GradiustheFox
We can all laugh, but somewhere there's an efficiency advisor doing something just as silly as this and taking it very seriously.
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
This feels like the work of a potential serial killer.
JimKongElectricEel
This should be done on different types of paper as well... and different humidify levels
CaptainGigidy
:(
snazzily
Well... To drain that pen it does
MamasaurusRex88
We're you bored, curious, or both?
MegatronPewPew
Y tho
237BeforePictures
Astonishingly focused.
Hoop66
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
TrixiHobbitz
All I see is some massive carpal tunnel
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
how could he not use checkered paper for that?
DE888Wms
Does that mean a BIC is worth 29,249 smiley faces? :)
inilix
But how many Toyota Corollas is that?
irasna
This is why having a job is important.....
McGreed
Dude, you have issues but at least it seem you are happy.
crispymartyr
http://imgur.com/uJCHhwO
ConflictedOnTheUserName
I usually use my pen for 2 days before I lose it... this guy was dedicated.
Pulunen
That would be about 15k smileys per day.
Spacelordmuthamutha
Miles of smiles
Whoamioooooo
Well come on now it totally depends how big the smiles are.
pudgychicken
those are really cute smileys
DUDEWHOA
third page down seven over
pukeface666
Wow. All I have to do is wake up to run out of smiles.
Inphinitie
I read this guy works at the DMV
EposSatyr
Is that where all of their smiles go?
lVicholas
Impressive, but measuring the change in ink volume for say 100 faces and then extrapolating to the total ink volume is more efficient imo.
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
how much free time do some people have?
kellinquinnfrompiercethehorizon
Purple
TapatioHotSauce
3
BklynPunisher
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
icuponq
school
RelevantForOnce
16 hours, 25 minutes
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
Enough to do something productive, but we are a complacent bunch of weirdos. Myself included.
Refelemele
Absolutely
Tudedude
Amphetamines
RiftCaster
one standard ballpoint pens-worth
OmicronPerseiEight
yes
LaTransDragon
Agree
ManimalDeification24
Much
WhatIsMyPurposeHere
Pip pip cherio
VampireBill
I feel this needs to be done at least 100 times to get an average.
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
YEAH! STATISTICAL DUDE!
Syrpynt
Don't forget to measure the diameters and arc lengths of every smilie too. Create a normalized curve with a 5 sigma confidence range.
yourmomloveme
ruferto
thanks for volunteering
YouMakeMeMeh
I like the way you think
Morkney
Satan confirmed:
boomchacle
there is probably a machine in IKEA that does that
GentleMartini
Hold my beer...
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PrepaidBanana
My office has one of these and plenty of pens. Tomorrow will be a busy day...
fylatelingwithyourmother
Or, hear me out, done by a machine having consistent strokes and pressure
sebacarde
This is how weird trends start on YouTube
manue
I love the internet
CompoundSentence
But would that really be a representative sample?
GerberLegalTeam
So you're saying it should be a thousand then.
CompoundSentence
Moar!
cnt44
It would if 3 separate people did 100 trials each
Charlie01472
100 trials, show a true mean with 95% Confidence interval. As long as you're already taking times to figure this out that is.
OwlOwlOwlIt
Only if you have randomized selection from different production cycles of pens
JustAwokeFromAComa
And what is a "standard ballpoint pen"?
watdafuddafokinfok
I don't know if I should feel sad for the pen or not...
relsky
I don't know if I should feel sad for the person or not...
EldoradoYourHorseBitMeInTheButt
It got to spend its entire life making happy faces if it were a human that would be a pretty perfect life.
MaterialisticWorm
that was so adorable thank you
watdafuddafokinfok
Ooooooo... someone is getting sooooommmee
EldoradoYourHorseBitMeInTheButt
:)