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Jan 12, 2018 2:45 PM
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frankensteinsmonster13
zoodlenoodles28
Read it all. Was not disappointed. Thanks Hoemar
jaaaassephhhh
I was waiting for this to be a troll. Thought it was going to end with Lil Lunatic asking for 3.50
Istherenothingleft
Dr pepper is the best
Tlaxxil
I would watch this movie
JhericFury
Okay, I'll hand it to you, that is one of the most weird abusive ex stories I've heard, and I've heard a few.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
This was exceptionally difficult to read on mobile, but I powered through, if ya wanna date crazy be ready to put out some fires
DaCrazyBeggar
How dumb does one have to be to continue a trainwreck this fucking long, man.
squishcat
i know we go crazy for those we are obsessed with. love has nothing to do with it
bigeasy44
8tracked
No TL;DR is why Imgur is a shithole country now
D1RTYPENGU1N
That was an epic fucking journey
Embronyx
Yeah but did they actually get married? I wanna know
SendMeYourVideoGameIdeas
We can confirm that no, they did not marry. Her tweets lead to believe that she is single, but his account says she's engaged. So who knows.
Embronyx
Very interesting, thanks for the update!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
So morale of the story is this person is a cowardly little pushover
ManPlodTurd
This is a fucking shooking story...+1
RogueLawyer
'Reasons why I won't fuck my aunt: 1. She's 52. 2. Oh, right, she's also my aunt.'
DrKriegersClone
http://images.entertainment.ie/images_content/rectangle/620x372/Jon-SNow-got-2.jpg
SierraSykes2
thoushaltnotpass
"181 more replies" thank you, but I'm not committed enough to read that story.
Dalaad
It was so worthi it tho
EBcondensate
So after the first incident with the girls at the game the dude is like “Whatever, totally not a sign of true character.” High school love.
obligatoryguy
You have my +1 just for putting the bio screenie in #10 right after the pic of the tweet with the image in it, instead of at the end.
Highlander8795
Hoemar’s Odyssey
ZergSuperHighway
This is all I wanted. Thanks.
Chawzilla
So disapppointed this long ass story didn't end with the Loch Ness monster asking for tree fiddy.
HPCmonkey
right?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I can retell it if you like
herpderpsmokeherb
My thoughts exactly, I was waiting for it. 3 mins and 50 secs to be exact.
SpaceISIS
if this is true, that girl may be legit crazy, but this dude is the dumbest MF'er alive.
TheFlyingSheep
Well she was basically abusive. Threatening him and suicide to keep the relationship going is a classic tactic
liala
the cousin too how can she say yes to a girl that just proposed to another guy lol
mrsturm
[shookedness increases]
Kundalinikidd
I have had my share of psychos, but this puts a new perspective on things....
Green11ndys
Took date bowling. She drove, worst driver ever, almst die. Date went aight. Next day snapchat story was her in bed with her abusive ex, smh
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Heretofukyouover
i feel you
Lunaura
I get called crazy... but I got nothing on this chick hahaha damn. I just have really bad anxiety and might yell or cry, wtf even is this.
AnathemaNoreh
90% of this is YOUR own fault for staying after it was clear soooooo early on this girl is psycho and needs a psychiatrist
rudejohn
Don't talk to OP as though it's his story. It's old and has been reposted here a dozen times.
AnonOmis1000
Ok so I totally agree, it this was during highschool. Horny boys do dumb shit
GuardsmanMiku
He put himself in harms way but it's still her fault
ScubaDiver17
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
This girl put in too much effort. Most crazy girls just allow themselves to get knocked up - she has his baby and he's tied to her for life.
Rapiecage
I thought that was why she wanted to fuck after the car thing. Trap him with the baby. But Lil Lunatic was also incompetent, it seems
MMAgCh
After the "driving/speeding in the oncoming lane" part she should've been locked the fuck up one way or another. Hopefully the story's fake.
RideTheStimutacs
"I told her I'd stay with her because she was driving and almost killed me". Yeah, ok, what about IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT?
Rapiecage
after that she wanted to bang, and you don't wanna miss out on that
srsfaceI8C
Kid was clearly in high school. Teenagers aren't known to make the best emotionally healthy relationship decisions.
MrPeebles
People put up with some dumb things when they're young, though how the families were letting this go on I don't know either.
MrNightfish
Seriously. I could sort of see his side until the family dinner, but after "I shared your location with me while you were asleep"... I'm out
MrNightfish
Not that I necessarily believe this story. :3
CorrelatingGIF
sounds like a movie plot
MrNightfish
I would agree, except it does not seem to be based on a franchise nor is it a remake so it cannot be a movie. :3
brainstrain
Yeah, dude is dumb a shit if this is real (which, maybe, 5% of it is lol)
TheLunaDiviner
Just made it through this story on mobile....
TheHaloFollower
Same
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ohhappygofuntime
The story was funny, but your gif at the end made me laugh way harder than I should lol
TheGreatBlueHeron
It should have ended at "but my gf went crazy".
AttackOfTheSloths
Clicking on pictures loads them quicker for some reason for me. Made it a little quicker
TheLunaDiviner
Same. But the dividers aren't defined so I scrolled too far and had a go back to find the right panel a few times
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
Same
RideTheStimutacs
It could've been half the length if the guy didn't just tweet a few words at a time. There's a character limit for a reason.
Skrai
Me too. None of the images would load normally so I had to zoom in on them. Totally worth the effort, though.
WombatWhomper
Lol right? Scrolling through black to try and find the next giant picture
Telkesh
*click* no that's the one I saw *scroll and click* same one *school and click* I'm lost. Shit I missed one. *Scroll up* that's the first one
WhatBilboHates
Got the popcorn out for this one
boopsboop2
My phone never loads long images right away
pennarsson
scott1234500
3467 F.W. (future world)
ILoveMeAGoodTime
2102.. can’t you do math?
therealjosh4fun
I scrolled through to the comments to fix the not loading picture bug
TehGuard
I had a dumb bug where only the first picture showed unless i clicked into the empty areas where the rest should be, annoying af
KernalMustard
I still have it
Totsmacgee
Same here. Then it was itty bitty so I had to zoom.
fOrceez
Yeah wtf is with that
deamonsatwar
I app have it to. Fucking sucks
Therearetoomanyusernames
SAME! Ugh....that was frustrating...
LittlemissEm
Same
StalkerMagnet
"so I'm there staring at my girlfriend on my cousin in shookness"
superpaul79
"Consider yourselfs invited."
RandomMachine
what a time to be alive
chenac
*shookethness
SchrodinergsSpy
I had to google that one.
OneFootInTheGravyTrain
I kinda liked shook as a slang term, but stood up in the present/future tense really irked me
GoodBadGibus
'And there he stood, shooked to the bone."
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Shakespeare "fuck that's good, why didnt I think of that"
AngryMadmoth
shakespeare made mom jokes, so that's probably very close to what he'd think
Serverdamager
dyxj
Shookness
ChancellorMatt
Crazy
lordfwahfnah
"LOL"
AntRam95
Crazyhotbitch
tzxAzrael
psychohosebeastexgf.
G0LDENface
Fake.
JustM0nika
whirrrrkachunk
I like when people are too gullible to notice big discrepancies in stories and then immediately assume whoever disagees with them is stupid.
JustM0nika
Who tf cares if it happened or not
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Well, its now 2018. Wheres the update?
darkraix
.
lynxbird
He ded, no more updates.
SendMeYourVideoGameIdeas
As of January 3rd, he said that she was engaged, but no other information given. https://twitter.com/Hoemar___/status/948705576309182464
Rapiecage
his twitter handle is right there. Go dig
jamandcheeseontoast
So I checked... no update :/
Zardif
no update on twitter.
asmallcat
The update is that "everything is 100% true" was 100% a lie.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
How could i have not seen that coming?
GuardsmanMiku
I believe it, i have a friend that had something pretty similar happen
UndeadLahmacun
I had to learn to, that stuff like this is very much possible.
eggtato
Storytime?
MorrighanWolf
Sauce?
asmallcat
Common sense.
SoyouthinkyoucanPrance
Don't be so sure homie life is crazy
TheMexicanNinja
The Boondocks taught me that
rusrsdude
If you can find a source, that'd be great.
asmallcat
Find a source where some rando on twitter who is lying for attention admits it? GL me.
asmallcat
Find a source where some rando on twitter who is lying for attention admits it? GL me.