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Aug 10, 2016 9:21 AM
ashIG88
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HalloweenAintTillManana
Another way the Jesus thing is bullshit, if God came to me and said I could be savior of all people and get to heaven I'd die right now.
Whitetiger7654
Jessica Alba has to be the prettiest person I've ever seen.
pastathundersauce
Dogs don't think you stupid cunt! - science probably.
MakeItBackAlright
Interesting fact, dogs don't naturally bark, they only do it with humans and dogs from different regions have accents that match their owner
hamooshka
As a tradesman, i can confirm Jackie Chan definitely speaks truth.
iratepirate
well, some could get on your shoulders..
sc00basteve
Head and Shoulders is sometimes used on people's Shoulders. It can be used to treat Tinea Versicolor in which case you would rub it on them
Rishabwarr
Who else came here cus of the hot girl on the thumbnail
ashIG88
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Gary-Oldman-Yelling-Everyone-Leon-The-Professional.gif
superfluen9
Except, that's not the point with #4
SuikeyShirasu
Well...do dogs think on barks, really?
IllegalDuckling
http://www.vitalgaitway.com/sites/default/files/malefemaleskeleton.jpeg
iJug27
I wash my shoulders with head and shoulders
SenorCulito
Skeletal structure is different for men and women, the female pelvis is smaller with a larger opening at the bottom, for a baby.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
like anyone who doesnt have a degree in the field would see the difference.
PandaDander
Generally speaking you can judge the gender of a skeleton by how straight the coccyx is.
dekket
I need to know who #1 is.
Zixtank
Jackie knows what's up.
fogucksouryelf
Who still eats fish sticks?
Sztywniak
Please note that not all of my quotes on the internet are things that I actually said or thought about - Winston Churchill
Vitty
I spent all day turning myself off and on again. It didn't work
lewisnel
I use head and shoulders on my shoulders...
bushpotato
The cow thing is silly. They observe baby suck titty, obvious conclusion is that something worthwhile is coming from aforementioned titty.
MoveAlongNothingtoSeeHere
Why do people always think milk from a cow was such a mystery?!? Not that difficult to figure out once you see a calf feeding.
ToastedFreak
glasshole13
Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?
Aerolfoz
Given that "It was a dream all along" was awesome the first time I saw it, yes...
Aerolfoz
As in the first piece of work I saw that used it. It may have been a lazy cliche, but I wouldn't know that
ArandomDane
NO NO NO, that is not how life expectancy works. If you are already 33 you would not be expecting to die at any moment...
JacenSolo
Yep. Seems logical to me!
P00pdalla
http://imgur.com/qOxNYtB
Siegerose
Is this kid on drugs?
DaddysHome
#2 i dunno, i work in a kindergarden. i use alooooot of glue
shark805
A Star Wars game like No Man's Sky was most closely accomplished in Star Wars Galaxies.
a55mu11e7
yea...but something that's not 13 years old would be a nice improvement. Also not a DLC/Micro-transaction ransack of my bank account.
Sauroctonus
I just want an X-Wing and freedom... Maybe an E-Wing, if it's not too much.
j0lt78
B-Wing is where it's at.
realmdweller
How I miss that game. I know it's been kept alive by fans but for some reason it's just not the same.
Ashboomstick
A new X-Wing: Alliance/TIE Fighter/X-Wing game would be the tits.
SirDistic
YES
GloriousComment
Until now, I never realized that I, too, assume all skeletons are male.
Pauu3r
LazloP
In college I took a class on Forensic Anthropology that spent some time on ways to tell the difference. It was pretty cool.
ZachPutland
I feel like most of the skeletons the average person sees are male like from war remains. And if they're female it's sometimes specified
MedicalDoc
Are you sure?
dalamcd
God damnit, internet.
NituaRS
Rule 34.
warick
Which is weird, because the pelvis is one giant hole.
Alcard
MoochingSloth
The pelvis is one of the ways to check gender. Also, ribs and skull shape.
warick
Yeah, but to an untrained eye...
MCGrannyHands
As a former A&P tutor I reflexively check
blueknot
"Head & Shoulders" is a dandruff shampoo. You clean your head with it; and it keeps the flakes off your shoulders.
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
This looks like a job for... Captain Obvious!
EverythingDynamite
TysonGoesOutside
Voltair
I've heard it's a terrible Dandruff Shampoo.
Cortezdelanoche
MIND BLOWN!!!
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
When I was 10, I would put some on my shoulders thinking it was to wash my shoulders
QuiteADapperAsshole
*vigorously lathering my shoulders with shampoo* what now?
TysonGoesOutside
You're using it wrong. Let me get in there and help ya out.
ArbitraryCommas
Smooth.
Nathanfake
it appears that you like DapperAssholes
iAmNature
Or just assholes in general. He's into butt stuff
TysonGoesOutside
QuiteADapperAsshole
I'm using it right. My shoulders are just really hairy. Get in here and help.
TysonGoesOutside
QuiteADapperAsshole
https://media.giphy.com/media/1tK61mF7P7x4I/giphy.gif Curtain's open for you, buddy.