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Sep 13, 2017 6:56 AM
thegreatkumquatmassacre
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tinytimbeckybright
Hubba hubba... I'm moister than an oyster
iamonlyhereforyoupeople
My old man use to compete in the standing chop, it's pretty crazy sport and the camaraderie was awesome
iCanHearYouClemFandango
I could totally do that but I don't wanna. Also me:
jamil1234567891
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-29-2016/G_vFsX.gif
Sheldonian
Pounding wood with other dudes?
Ryang256
How about a saw powered by a buick V8?
Barjack
Stihl fun to watch
ButterflyHeimlich
Logger Sports in Squamish, B.C. got me into this.
PhilCokesBrain
Is this a lumberjack off?
Styxwash
To the top with you
MadStach
#4 even has a lube wrangler.
twatlord83
You sir win he day!!! This made me chuckle greatly!
veganfarts
judemansfield746
This disturbed me
HavocWraith
I literally snorted with laughter at this comment. Thanks for making my day a lot better
twitch1105
heyo!
baguettesofdestiny
How does this not have more upvotes
purplechemist
This. This is what I am thinking also
baguettesofdestiny
Thankee sai.i mean there are only a finite number of good puns at one given time and point of the universe and this! This is a good one
squip
HAAAAHAHAHAHA that was fucking GOLD Jerry! Gold!
IAmNewHere
Chopping wood seems like a euphemism for making an erection go away.
Marshizzle
I guess, if you want to make a tree really happy...
Ninjawelle
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Matrican
Man! Maaaan! Man! Man man! MAAAAAAAAN!!!
BeringerRD
Aren't most of these games in Mario Party 2?
T1Diabeeta
My ovaries!!!
fromastafunk
Mmmm burly, bearded men being manly-men...this is just softcore porn!
beezzarro
The fact that I notice they haven't got steel toed boots shows me why I wouldn't fit in there
BeefyWeefs
I'm pretty sure they wear chain mail under their pant legs/shoes. Not sure though
Beeseik
Chain mail is required to compete. But the axes are sharp enough to cut through it. A buddy chopped 3 inches into his foot live on ESPN.
beezzarro
That or chest hair sure
baronnapalm
Yeah the axes wreck chain mail but it sure does fuck up a chainsaw some good.
Toohastybyfar
First thing I noticed. Puts the shits up me
myweaknessisstrong
I noticed too...is it for a better grip on the log?
LupusGrey
dubone99
There does not seem any reason at all that these men have shirts on.
mxms8
I grew a beard just watching this
KBCoco
I feel sorry for the guys with low testosterone when they don't win.
AllGoodNDaHood
So this is how they choose Miss Canada
GingerLaird
Exactly like this, but with boobs.
Schabenbaron
IAlwaysUpvoteSensibleChuckleGIF
I believe I owe you this upvote +1
AliBarber
Real genuine loud belly laugh from me over here. Cheers. This should be top comment
ThatDeadGuyFromGameOfThrones
False. This is a grade 2 gym class
DanTheReactionMan
Canadian gym class. Source: I am Canadian
Totsmacgee
I always hated climbing the giant logs. Gave me splinters.
DanTheReactionMan
Splinters make you a man
Powlvl9000
Lol yes that's how we do it????????
Imalwaysready
I was going to make a comment, but I can't come close to competing with this one. Good job.
JudgeVegas
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
RubNipNotgay
an actual lumberjack, or one of those with the tractors?
VizenFatale
I'm willing to believe you're a lumberjack, but calling BS on you being the entire state of Oklahoma.
JudgeVegas
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
opdeliversifrequested
I sleep all night and i work all day.
BeautifulSound
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers.
ifteguy
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
SuicideClown1996
Oh he's a lumberjack and he's ok. He sleeps all night and he works all day.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
What is this the training scene to Mulan
neuroeuro
As is a tradition, of course this is good day for Canada therefore the rest of the world.
foesmono
And now the lumberjack dips his arms in the royal pudding. As is tradition
BriniMartins
Moose Canada*
Rehanshaikh
take my upvote you filty squa!!
Tiahansere
Yupp, not a knot in sight.
NotifweJammit
All good for the Win!
rightjabslip
They make me shiver in my timbers
smadge1
Oh man, you should see the ladies that do this, wowow
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
yuraf
I'm both scared and aroused.
NarcissusInc
OK, I didnt know I had a thing. Now I do.
Sternmeyer
No gloves. No eyepro. No steel toes. Get these yahoos off my work site.
Beeseik
Chain mail socks, gloves screw up grip, steel toes around logs are a way to lose toes. Sawyers wear eyepro, gloves, chaps, and earpro.
AdmiralPellew
Weird how they don't cut of more of their own limbs
MustardDuck
Well we dont know how many limbs they started out with, do we?
HolyOldMackinaw
A girl at a competition I went to in college cut her own leg off. That was pretty gross.
imAUser
Those ones dont make it to the show
spaceraptorbutt
My university had a woodsmen team. Most wear chain mail around their legs to prevent limb removal
spaceraptorbutt
But I did see a lot of nasty toe and hand injuries. One guy got an ax imbedded in his foot right behind the steel toe of his boot
CocoaSandwichCookies
As a female...damn this is pretty hot
dullguava
Explain to us in detail exactly how this post arouses you and what specific aspects of it.
Magicflutefreddie
Yeah...All those muscles do something to me
Trvekvltarsehole
Yes. Consider me primed and ready for mating season.... oh god. That's gross. I'm so sorry.
Tashok
Prepare your inbox https://imgur.com/kJGLm4U
Trvekvltarsehole
Lol it never happens.
Tashok
https://imgur.com/mVVnhUR
SomaSantutxu
Oh logs, that's cute
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SomaSantutxu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS7z3dJNgz8
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
Is that you?
SomaSantutxu
No, It is an sport where I live. That man is 65 years old and He chopped the car in 1:30.
KolyaLegend
Have these people clear Irma's debris already.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
First thing I thought. Make all those trees into fuel!
Beeseik
Some of them are, actually.
repostmodern
How many wood chucks would chuck wood in a sports tournaments if wood chucks had sports tournaments to chuck wood in?
Katateochi
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck.... had opposable thumbs?
johnnydangerous
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a would chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, in a sports tournament.
Animaznman
If I were gay, I'd whack my wood to them whacking wood.
QuantumSupersexposition
Second confirmation, from a gay.
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
Gay. Can confirm.
FrozenFoodGuy
I'm not gay, but something about these men makes them highly attractive to me...
Discoduck
Well bisexual people certainly aren't gay, so there's your answer.
Tkeleth
Hmmm... gayish?
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Does this help?
Animaznman
*furiously creates wood shavings*
EdwardLongshanks
Ooo, she even has her own, personalized chainsaw, with name engraved!
Ymgurian
Husqvarna? That's a swedish power tool company.
Rymdblomma
why is she named after a small village in sweden?
ImpasceticFinalP
Nope. That village named after her.
Rymdblomma
she old then. like real old