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The button on the right slides forward to allow the scissors to travel a little farther
When you press the button the blades cross each other
Its really sharp! It cut through three pieces of card stock
One side is designed to be the sharper cutting edge
The blunt side
HoudinisMagicWeenie
Scissor Me Xerxes
blueavocadoisblue
K
C0rasaan
That's some cutting edge stuff
satanismybitch
FISKARS OR GTFO
FezezAreCool
What..what a time...what a time to be al- fuck. This is actually pretty neat
KotMroku
Aren't those... common? I've seen a lot of scissors like that.
unicorndogs
So, how good would it be to cut, let's say, human flesh? I'm asking for a friend.
LeVandegra64
/r/mildlyinteresting comes through once again aaaaand the crowd goes mild
poolaka
OXO makes great stuff!
BestOfMenMustDie
Tell the truth: you're a scissors salesman, aren't you?
beefysoup
You can go from a child's craft class to a fucking Gus Fring scene at the push of a button.
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
/r/mildlyinteresting
Gerardoex
the worlds largest free dating website http://www.whereifoundlove.com
jeroen298
And the crowd goes mild.
PointBlanket
*hits blunt side* man, what if we put boxcutters on scissors?
LackingIngenuity
So they manufactured and sold in Colorado, Washington, and Alaska exclusively?
FuckThisThingInParticular
ArniePye
A pair of scissors are going to get like 5000 up votes. Fuck this place
Echopractic
But they double as box cutters. Scitters, if you will.
chinablue
I have spent days researching facts before I post something and I normally get around 40 up votes, imgur is a cruel mistress.
jared91
Neat
BlackBeltTroy
anirod09
Do not run with them!
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Don't listen to that guy. Youre an adult. Run if you want. -sincerely, Intl Assc of Eye-patch Manufacturing.
TrumpIsAFelon
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT CENTURY IS THIS? Are you using this in motherfucking outer space, you fucking space man from the future???
Wizdos
OXO is the shit.
BlackBeltTroy
http://www.breakingbadgifs.com/gifs/gifs/gus-fring/breaking-bad-gif-gus-fring-210514.gif
CaramelPanda
How many times does it need gif in the link
LisaMarieSimpsonParkfield
I clicked this fully expecting it to be the box cutter scene. I had my eyes half closed in preparation and everything.
iliketopostrandomgifs
Was expecting gif where he cut dude's throat.
MrStudMcMuffin
CarlosBandana
Not the gif I was expecting in a "Gus Fring + boxcutter" context, I must admit.
BlackBeltTroy
Too early for NSFW for me
wahle509
NSFW: http://giphy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-blood-kill-rczY5u5jPdita/fullscreen
RottenHobNobba
If you want, I have a pair that has a box cutter in the finger handles (fingandles I call them) and I can post a pic for your scissor fetish
NotAmused1001
Doesn't it hurt when you use them?
RottenHobNobba
Has a button that locks and retracts the blade inside of the handle so no worries:)
MichaeIJCaboose
I wanna see
plainwhitesarah
What a time to be alive.
SubzeroAK
hehe. blunt side... *hits bong*
bongdk
Auch! Why did you that?!
tarataqa
hehe bong side... *hits blunt*
Beepity
One of these days, it'll hit you back, and then where will you be?
Myotherusernameistaken
It's funny because I'm high xD
daleismymiddlename
me 2
Redbull0329
Nobody cares
MisleadingInformation
This was actually a production error at the factory. In auction these scissors can fetch up to $500,000 in good condition. Good find OP!
IAmLiterallyRightBehindYouAtThisVeryMoment
(yawns)
deeznuts211
I don't know. Demand is pretty low right now and it'll just take up space in my store. Best I can do is $5.
LEEEERROYYYYmmmJENKINSSS
I'm gonna call up one of my buddies to see if he can check it out. He's an expert on factory error scissors.
jehabib
Stop it damn it!
cogs
Nice to see you back. We need a trustworthy counterpoint to the lifehacks posts.
GuyPurson
Scissors? Are you kidding me?
Bent0916
I'm convinced you're IrreleventGIF. When they post, you post. When they disappear. You disappear.
irishnovember
Oh come on. You can do better than this. They are only really funny if they make you doubt for a second before going "naaaa"
MyDogJake
I've missed you.
WaitLetMeGetaBeer
@Misleadinginformation is so hot right now.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Best I can do is 3.50
aneightstorytallcrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
I'll take it.
thehonkypatrol
Only tree fiddy?!
PhantomWood
maybe 2.50
Gamablaze
The price was hyper inflated to due the heavy box-cutter regulations in most countries, causing these to become highly sought out.
TimeFoDat
I hate when the 3D printer accidentally adds new functionality to products and prints instructive symbols on them. Fuckin' rogue AI.
broken
It's called 'Rule 34' and is absolutely great. Disturbing at points, but great. Hard science-fiction stuff.
broken
There's a book by an author called Charles Stross that featured malware that infected 3d printers and made it print dildos with spam urls.
TurdsOfWisdom
Pretty sure all scissors are box openers.
SirDaemos
If you're brave enough.
meeeeep7
But this is WAAAAAY more satisfying.
RabidHobo
Most keys are, as well.
TrumpIsAFelon
If by box you mean your moms vagina, and by scissors you mean my silky voice and veiny penis, then I must concur. BOX OPENED
kckitty217
Or a key. Key teeth are great for opening boxes.
TurdsOfWisdom
What do I know though. I'm just a turd
sesamharold
As a womanizer: In my experience sweet sparkling wine is a perfect box opener.
TurdsOfWisdom
Haha nice. I was going to make a lesbian/scissor/box opening joke but yours is clasier.
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
If not, i've been using scissors incorrectly for a long time.
jamalcolorado
My girlfriend held them upside down for the first 20 something years of her life, so it's possible
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
We all have our faults. At least she wasn't running with them!
Echopractic
This is how I do it http://imgur.com/1yre4ro
ItsWimgurianLeviOsaNotLevioSA
After all my knife safety training that makes me cringe, towards the opener and hand on the blade
AxelYamanaka
Or the wrapping paper glide where you hook the paper between the two ends and lightly glide across, cutting everything along the way.
TurdsOfWisdom
Ohhhh girl I love that. Mmmmmm
Jak1fan5640
Then getting halfway and the scissors catch and tear the paper... Ahh Christmas memories...
TurdsOfWisdom
As do I
Buttcrimes
As do I
YouWOULDsaythat
As do i
EchoOfSnac
I just use my bare hands.
gSe7eN
As do I