I worked retail for a few years. I hated it. But I bet, anyone in here (including myself) did his job, for his pay, and it wouldn't be long we'd be begging to come back to retail.
Irregular hours, poor pay, limited opportunity for advancement, abuse by the public, having to wear dumb clothes, asking for bathroom breaks, seeing thousands of dollars pass through your hands and realizing you get a fraction of a percent if it...
I've worked construction, warehousing, distribution, foodservice. Telemarketing, & Manufacturing — Retail was by far the worst.
A guy in my city was using a bike to transport a satellite dish for his house. A semitruck passed him by at full speed, and the satellite dish turned into a sail, pulled him several meters into the air and threw him into the field.
wfo87Stang
We pay $150 per truck load. I can do it for $125.
YippeeKayakOB
Wind: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTZzZ3oyYjVrb2J3bm5kZGxid3MyeWo4enQwdjRrcDl0dm5oaTFkZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5NIxdqWGp8aCk/200w.webp
tinyfootprints
Shoveling shit beats working retail.
ConfusedConda
I worked retail for a few years. I hated it. But I bet, anyone in here (including myself) did his job, for his pay, and it wouldn't be long we'd be begging to come back to retail.
RummageSaleBubbler
Basically a wing suit. Pictured Franz Reichelt.
Cosmicfisherman
The is how for those with shapes.
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PapaJoeNH
That strapping job is insanely good
sometimesarobot
It's fine so long as he doesn't stop.
MikaTheFinland
He's delivering helium. Easy day today.
AshWilliamsBaronChainsaw
Death stranding gameplay?
Rapbot20
Damn....that core strength
lonelyrangerofthedreams
A blow of wind and he became a a kite
lr94381213000
Maybe working in a factory is better.
beachbum273
WIDE LOAD
Dannoboyo
That's a lot of CRT TVs
Mycologics
1040 likes received from other porters. Well done Same Porter Bridges
JohnnySilverballs
The new Death Stranding looks... interesting.
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Damn these Death Stranding 2 cosplays are getting out of hand
QuiteAmbassador
Kojima, you've done it again!
Agunslingerborn
My name’s Sam, too!
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Hey! I’m Sam!
iambutton812
This one is a lot cooler than the others.
Easykehl
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f1error
Giving an upvote just for the title. Yer a gem!
lr94381213000
What is wrong with working retail?
astrangehop
Irregular hours, poor pay, limited opportunity for advancement, abuse by the public, having to wear dumb clothes, asking for bathroom breaks, seeing thousands of dollars pass through your hands and realizing you get a fraction of a percent if it...
I've worked construction, warehousing, distribution, foodservice. Telemarketing, & Manufacturing — Retail was by far the worst.
m0problems
The public
abcdefg912
Never worked retail, eh?
RadishIsAMeat
other humans
GramGram
Almost everything.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Just the wind resistance of all that - a good breeze is going to eff his day up
TheInitiated
Nope, those are filled with bricks, he'll be fine.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Or a large vehicle passing by
Hendlton
At least if he falls backwards his head will be well protected.
AlexSomething
China has outlawed wind in the cities 20 years ago. It all goes to windmills now.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
You jest, but some people will believe this
thotterpop
Fun fact: you can be fined if you fart near their windmills. Breaking wind breaks the energy generated by it. They're trying to control your farts!
ihateimgurffs
A guy in my city was using a bike to transport a satellite dish for his house. A semitruck passed him by at full speed, and the satellite dish turned into a sail, pulled him several meters into the air and threw him into the field.
With the bike.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Ðid he die?
SmoeAhsolse
No, moments later you could see he was out standing in the field of satellite dishes.
ihateimgurffs
He got up, dusted himself off and continued on. Successfully installed the satellite dish later.
Died 15 years later from natural causes.