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@HileyNoteson Yoooooooooooooooooooooo
I painted a canvas once...
And the internet wasn't happy, as usual.
So, last Sunday, my buddy Fukiplays invited us to watch him play as one of five contestants all competing for the heart of one woman named Rita on a live e-dating stream on Twitch.
My husband, @FrothyStout along with a few other people from our server grabbed our popcorn and tuned into the stream to enjoy the chaos together. During the stream, Rita was asking all the contestants to rate her on a scale of 1-10. Apparently this was not an open question, because when I typed "Looks wise, she's an 8, but personality she's a 3."..she lost her goddamn mind.
Although, I was only participating in the stream as a viewer, she made me feel like a real star when she spent TEN WHOLE MINUTES derailing the E-date to rant about ME, the Bottom™, who had the audacity to type anything in the twitch chat.
You can see the full 10 minute meltdown https://youtu.be/dbGnkkiQtWc?si=wBBynpfz7xVv2L_P
..but here's an Imgur sized snippet.
The following evening, I decided to share the 10 minute video of her tantrum on https://twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka where she decided to make a surprise appearance to the watch party. I'll hand it to her though. She was a good sport throughout the video break down and stayed for the whole ride. For more context, that full video can be found https://youtu.be/UrYc0Xw5AdU?si=g0HdCh8rwwET-4KM
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Shit, man. We play everything...if there's a specific game you like, I guarantee you'll find a shitposting meme loving degen there to play it with you.
Join for the memes.
We share memes in the meme dumpster 24/7
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You can catch her live on https://twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka
RElGNMAN
#17
Exdeath5000
#1 Great googlely moogley
akrabbim
Who are the Chefs?
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decarnatedame
#8 Do it for free, probably.
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"What good is saving a life if you can't put that life in crippling debt?" -America, probably.
Redoneter593
Extreme capitalists, not America. America simply has a freaking crapton of them
Sk3tz0
#42 Are MAD Magazines still around? I haven't seen one for many years and they got really exspensive here.. Use buy them everytime I was able to get them.
TheHuntedSnark
#37 The name of the lab? Lacuna, Inc.
DOcelot1
It's hecking wimdy now
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Dawnbringer551
We're reaching ludicrous wind speeds! It swept away a car!
lanabannana316910
#1 the googly eyes definitely improve the cover. 10/10 solid start to yet another amazing meme dump.
bamblebimble
#34 boomer humor sexism
shyriath
#5 BROTHER NO
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deaththeunholy
#3 2-stage this and just pull the original face over the new photo
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Oooor:
deaththeunholy
Even better! This is your brain without cars
AnonOmis1000
#1
IcyLucario
Oh my god. This comment made me realize I have a shitload of spilled googly eyes in my art drawer, and both 5th and 2nd edition books in my room. I could. I got shit to do and I'm (clearly) already distracted, but I could.
thebigbaka
#45
lovehandlesmessiah
#33 Where was the lemon from? Krypton?
cryborg
#35 We have a 14 year old boy in this house. Little shit is so spoiled!!
Mechapope
Imagine posting a picture calling AI art bad in the same album as a bunch of AI art
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Now you're gettin it
HileyNoteson
#27 yoooooo
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ArcUlfr
#49
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@nosimpleway
nosimpleway
Part of the Girl Scouts mission statement is to get young women ready to be successful businesspeople, so it wouldn't surprise me to learn this eventually became normal.
PwnageHobo
#1 you have covered up the beauty
johnxbear
Beauty is in the googly eyes of the beholder.
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We have enhanced the beauty.
PwnageHobo
But all the beholder eyes are covered :(
DonkeyGoat
#47 You are a legend
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@EvieTheEevee is the real MVP here. I'm just the messenger.
DarthWaiterSE
*gasp* Just like Milla Jovovich! You're the new Joan of Arc! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151137/
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DrunkBobRoss
I love your curated memes. Merry holidays to you and your adorable family.
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You are a celebrity. Thank you, and happy holidays to you as well.
DrunkBobRoss
2fligh2high
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ItWasAllMuffinsFualt
#2 cant stop laughing at the guy in the Santa hats face up top hahaha
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DonkeyGoat
#1
Redoneter593
That's good!
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DarnThisStuff
#23 95mph?!!? Slow down, or at least pass me on my country roads instead of being a tailgating piece of shit since I won't go fucking 95mph. But, seriously, slow down, you may be confident in your driving, but are you confident in others' driving?
trigonman3
A. The driverless car is choosing to go that fast.
2. There are many multi-lane freeways on the way to work.
darkdragonempress
Also depending on area, why are you trusting the fencing will keep everything off the road? Deer and cows have caused quite a few wrecks.
SirBillington
I think the implication is that they're driverless cars so they can go faster, because they're all linked and know what the other cars will do so they can coordinate. If you know exactly how every other car is programmed to drive, you can, theoretically at least, travel that fast safely. I wouldn't trust those cars at all personally, but I imagine that's the scenario they're presenting.
byronwilliams4010
#14 Not even with my glasses and the magnifying glass.
fractalsphere
I took a pic with my phone and zoomed in to see it.
VladThePoker
Used my phone's supermakro, jaysus it's actually true!!
FlavorIntensifies
Don't worry, once enough dead skin and grime builds up no one would be able to tell anyways
TinyOctopus
Been a while. But uh...Here's Chessie mid-sneeze as a Rorschcat Blot. Don't know why she looks like tiny octopus' ex telling him he's not good enough, but whatever.
Hah!
Gestalt7
It's clearly a picture of my parents fighting. And tiny octopus is definitely better than 'good enough', even if it's just coming from weirdos on Imgur tonight.
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brittlespork
She looks so pleased with herself. “Yes… I have managed to convince this octopus and his tiniers to spoil me. Muahahaha”
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ker-Chew!" :-)
mckjm2
#32 I wouldn't say OCD, if anything that guy is making his job easier.
He doesn't have to memorize every single car, he can just ask color, make, model, and he'll automatically have a good idea where the car is.
Redoneter593
It's likely both, but certainly possible they're not OCD.
sfrinlan
#46 Honestly, I assume it's like watching hackers in action. Media doesn't bother showing the dull prep work that goes into these things, they just show the cool action bits. Also, to be fair, if you do have experience, you can do quite a lot of things with minimal prep, just saying
MrCheezypoofs
This is what I thought Mr Robot (at least the early stuff, didn’t see it all) did well. They’d show him lazily chucking flash drives around knowing someone would plug one in eventually. None of the flashy typin’ away at a keyboard counterhacking, just boring spear fishing or brute force cracking a small password.
diezl97
Would it kill them to show some fingerblasting? lol. It's kind of hot, and sooo crucial before the main event.
vegivamp
Hey, some of us like it when it hurts a little. Eh, @butterda .
SirBillington
sfrinlan
Amen to that
darkusblack
I’m not sure if you are talking about anal or comics, film and television. Anyway spot and blood are natural lubricants right?
sfrinlan
Spit yes. You can get a quick session in on spit, but you'd need a lot of blood since it's essentially the same viscosity as water, and that much blood is unpleasant unless you're both into blood at that level.
darkusblack
Wait. You weren’t supposed to take it further. Great, now I got grossed out from my own grossing out. Lesson learned!
sfrinlan
One of my favorite ways to respond to jokes like that is to take them completely seriously. It amuses me 😀