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Nov 16, 2020 12:14 PM
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NationofSchrad
He's supposed to pardon a turkey, not a jive turkey.
Rosie2003
Don’t give him ideas
babbleon
45th President pardons a turkey named Donald J. Trump.
Bytencoder
"Mr. President". That's right America, let that sink in.
Scaramucci
In America, all past presidents are called Mr. President.
StaticXster70
I love the mouth drawn like the sphincter that it is; nothing but verbal diarrhea drops out of that thing.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
The kind my ex used to get after drinking that would splatter the entire toilet bowl
FelineFatal
Omg his mouth is a butthole! Bahahahaha!
NotADodgeBallCannon
It's a butthole in the comic too! That makes it twice as funny!
dfhowes
Well, yeah. That's where all the shit comes out.
UncleRat
I roast duck for Thanksgiving and let people know I will be serving duck so they beg off because they don't know how good duck is.
b1candy2
1) he can be pardoned before being charged. Ford did that with Nixon. 2) He can only be pardoned for federal crimes, not state crimes
CrazyOhs
Never realized how much his mouth looks like a wrinkled asshole
poopknifeMAN
Hes gonna pardon tiger king
UselessIgnacio
The hands are too big.
ThePastmaster
Mittens.
Swinglowmysweetballs
lol, and while trumps speaks gobble gobble, he has putin in his thoughts
Ilovebuns
This would be a great idea for a southpark episode.
Raxiel
I wouldn't be surprised if he eats it this year, just out of spite
RhinoNaut
This is Cartman levels of sneaky, so yeah he might just try that when he finds out he can't pardon himself.
TurtIeproof
He has claimed that authority in the past.
rabbitron
he'll resign on his final days in office and lapdop Pence will pardon him.
13390f1393nds
Hand need to be small
QuiteADapperAsshole
Something's wrong with your turkey. It's got an extra gross and floppy neck, even for a turkey.
ArthurT
A pardon is an admission of guilt. What did the Turkey do?
IAmGodot
Except that it isn't. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard about Ford's justification in pardoning Nixon but have you actually looked into it?
ICanSeeYourPixels1
It's basiclly just saving a turkey from the slaughter.........then that parden turkey will just die from old age
BootsDusty
OntDave
Moved on that turkey like a bitch. When you're famous you just grab em by the drumstick.
remarks61693
It's not respect, its just that he feared touching the turkey might have consequences
ahnteis
He's probably remembering the eagle.
Bmxtucker
Fuck I wish that eagle had pecked his eyes out.
Theotokoss
"This bird is seriously dangerous, but beautiful." This can be said about me too!
Violaquin
Beat me to it.
FuzzyX
So what you are really saying that if women want respect from Trump they need to attack him first!
PosthumousExile
It's why I carry a knife
somethingawesomeandgreat
Or was it Bernie?
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Theotokoss
Oh God, do I need to Google this? I WILL GOOGLE IT NOW
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Theotokoss
Glorious.
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Theotokoss
He has better reflexes than I expected
Melondwarf
If it means he spends the rest of his life like the pardoned turkey, I'm all for it
Zahnradfee
We could tar and feather him.
Bojovnik84
I dont wish it upon anyone that has to eat him. Talk about gamey...
PleasantPeasantPheasant
In an enclosure where he only gets grains, mealworms and water.
ihavethelowground
So does the phrase eat the rich work in this case?
OntDave
Not for tRump.
Zahnradfee
Because he is not rich.
Enoan
Don’t think he’s actually rich anymore, but the point stands
epicnGamePilot
As long as it lives the way it does in america the book by Colbert
Ynigmatyk
Fuck no. That orange shart cannot get off that easy. Every year we pardon 1 turkey for its crimes against humanity. DT must pay for his.
MissSpelledTattoo
Melondwarf
The turkeys have about 1-2 years lifespan after being pardoned
Ynigmatyk
Look back on 2020 at tell me 1-2years isn't enough time to really fuck shit up
Melondwarf
Well, consider as well; the turkeys are also caged in, with no control over their lives, what they eat and when, holding no power whatsoever
Melondwarf
He's spent the last 40 years avoiding jail time, if pardoning himself as a turkey is the only 100% way of getting him locked up, so be it