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Kitten Tax
2sday
#10 damn, brutal
Gen6Gzus
I definitely got a high score of like 10,000 on the dino game during a power outage
abridgements
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Hipstersayswhat
#5- you fat fuck
Fishnuggs
I feel so dumb for not doing #4
dietderpsy
Pour like a pro - Turn the glass upside down over the hole then flip it all at once.
flowseeker
I learned that from quarts of oil.
Ingridsub
#17: BE AWARE: Pact App is ranked super low, with lots of complains!
DemSumBigAssRidges
#2 Just buy a decanter you weird, wine blending fuck...
Lucidalabbra
Bevrocktagon
Yeah I'm sure imgurians need advice on how to get more ice cream
RogueEnthusiast
That fruit fly one escalated quickly
Shugashuga
Couldn't you just put a candle out? Or is it the element of surprise that gets em?
Grimlockagogo
"burn em right the fuck off."
ElCabaro
Just burn the devil out of it
katanatripsis
It's probably more satisfying than the jar of vinegar with dish soap trap, though I doubt as effective.
CountTyroneRugen
We always use glass jars with a bit of banana inside
SuzetteTheSmoreSchnappsGirl
leave an open can of beer out. they literally drown themselves in it.
OsirisOsirisOsiris
The vinegar trap one sure is effective though.
katanatripsis
It is. It's the best thing ever if you do any brewing and need the flies to piss off.
ProperHomeless
#11 isn't the amount of time toasted equivalent to the toasty-ness?
themarcmac
I would agree
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
#11 is a lie it is in fact the level of toastiness, unless it's a more expensive toaster and even then it's probably not 100% accurate
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
I think what they meant was most people assume the number corresponded to the heat of element
JadeNB1729
Do they? Do such people not notice that setting the number higher makes it take longer to toast?
tuxyq
It's neither, unless you buy an expensive office one, it's an arbitrary number based on a bi-metal thermostat.
monkeyboi620
Did you learn that from Tom Scott's video? It sounds a lot like that.
tuxyq
That and testing on the three toasters I've had access to since (one a similar high-end model to the one Tom had)
wolfpreist
#18 doesn't seem too safe, there's a difference between a damp garment with 90% of the water gone from in and a fucking cube of ice.
TimothyTRiG
Tom Scott says that the numbers on a toaster have nothing to do with minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY.
pipskidoodle
Scrolled through the comments to find you
HalifaxSamuels
#5 Don't they just shove the first scoop harder into the cone so the second one can't fall off as easily? They're ultimately the same size.
HappyFluffyCloud
They also use different size cones, depending how many scoops you want. The waffle on the right is clearly bigger.
ellei
But I want to believe this....
Tchyrimi
Yeah they do. Source: recently left a Marble Slab job. The people that go and pull this shit are dicks.
Tchyrimi
to clarify I mean the customers
uusseerrssuubb
#20 Orange Julius has a secret menu that serves burgers. Workers are trained to deny your request at least 3 times.
JayBlaze
That how-to-pour one got me
SilverKytten
#12 My speakers are on the bottom, though..
kingoffools13
#1 or you have sleep apnea, get tested.
sj2890
I get 7-8 hours of sleep every night and I drink a full glass of water in the morning and I'm still exhausted.
Beelsebooob
Came here to say this - now I don't need to, +1.
Sweetnfluffy
Or you're iron levels are low
LukewarmBeans
I have a hard time getting out of bed so drinking water is the next task.
BlacksmithSam
Thank you!
Dickbroke
Or just drink water
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
My dad has sleep apnea and I probably do too since I get 7/8 hours of sleep and I'm always tired, but we can't afford another one of those
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
things, and his is always a massive pain to get new parts for because insurance
jarrenthebaron
Does snoring always accompany sleep apnea? I'm always tired it seems despite getting 7-8 hours, but my fiancé said I hardly ever snore.
Beelsebooob
It's a very common association, but seriously - go see your doctor, it's really easy to test for. They just put an O2 sat, heart rate, 1/
Beelsebooob
and breathing monitor on you for on night. You can sleep in your own bed fine. 2/2
baileyrene11
It does not have to include snoring! Some people simply so breathing and start again fairly silently. Ask your doctor if you can do an 1/2
baileyrene11
...overnight O2 monitor as a first step. 2/2
Fifivefo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5WrWncDZw
Beeroclock94
That's a nice kitty
GuessImUsingThisUsername
Thanks not mine a friends
rm23fx
The toaster minute thing is bs. I set my toaster at ten and it pops up after 3 minutes.
JackVanFrost
#2 I wouldn't recommend doing that with sparkling wine...
WarBear
The Pact app seems to be doing pretty poorly, having only 2.9 rating. Gonna give it a try though, who knows...
JamieFisher
Apparently it charges you if you don't complete your "pact"
ConcertoForOrchestra
I used pact. I loved it! I only stopped because I couldn't have my phone with me at all times. As long as you get your shit done, you get $$
somenerandom
Seeing as ice- cream is charged by weight(x price for 100 grams) , I don't really always want to get the biggest scoops possible.
isiteverythingyouhopeditwouldbe
Depends on where you go. Frozen yogurt places here charge by weight but normal ice cream places by how many scoops. :)
CrazyCatLad
Yeah, likewise here in Pennsylvania at everywhere but frozen yogurt places.
jojacob
#10 is pure evil
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
What if you leave a good review detailing all the fun you're having?
jojacob
Calm down Satan
gvair
Everyone tried #18? I don't want to waste a 60 dollar shirt on this
msilluminaughty
I use a couple of spritzes of wrinkle releaser, but a spray bottle of water would work too.
Llamahunter
I do it daily with dress shirts, looks almost as good as ironing but takes no effort. Use a wet washcloth instead of ice cubes though
gvair
Thanks, will give it a shot!
Rwwtgv94
@fuckenbozo
TalonCorps
Well it's not really a grilled cheese sandwich now is it? More of a baked cheese.
dietderpsy
Actually we call it a Royale with cheese.
nextgenpants
Well this was a confusing glitch...
SpecimenSpiff
Haha! Oh shit. First laugh of the day.
WalterMatthau
Do you use an actual grill? Cause I bet you use a frying pan. Making it a "griddled cheese sandwich"
Marikhen
Do you use actual cheese? Cause I bet you use "American" cheese *product* making it a fried dough and American cheese product sandwich.
Isuckatbeingagirl
Always use real cheese, not all Americans eat kraft singles
sammichm
Cheese on toast ftw
Marikhen
Do you use actual cheese? Cause I bet you use "American" cheese *product* making it a fried dough and American cheese product sandwich.
TalonCorps
You got me.
WalterMatthau
http://imgur.com/423vtWI
TalonCorps
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Wine in a blender? WINE IN A BLENDER?! *thick french accent*
rbudrick
It works.
BassTapir
Shitty wine. May as well try.
Biznatch231
THEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES!!!!!!
TheFrostyPuma
TheIronMaiden
I've done it. It actually works quite well.
PandraPierva
HON HON BAGUETTE
citizenkayt
DumbBr0ad
A oui bonjour hon eiffel tower
TermsOfServiceDontApply
As a Frenchman, I gagged at this "lifehack"
SanKa13
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Put your wine into this /a/NzQDx and wait. You troglodyte.
HalifaxSamuels
That's a decanter. Historically, AFAIK, they're used to serve wine that has a sediment in it to help separate sediment from the wine.
Rentaldog
Gold star.
MidnightRising
You're correct. What you should really get is an aerator. They're not pricey-- maybe $20.
TheUltimatePunMaster
Haven't you done well?
UnadequateErections
Ne fais pas ça. Ne fais plus ça. Plus jamais.
BillaBong031
ElCabaro
Watch it get shredded to a beautiful oblivion
IndyUndead
I'm through with you
MeEmBot
Who wants weak tennins
MeowAllTheTime
Handblender/stick blender works well too! First heard about it in Tim Ferriss' 4 hour chef book. Takes 20-30 seconds.
Sergio526
You can also poor the wine back and forth between two pitchers for the same effect.
HazyRobot6
Oh lord look what we have here
GuessImUsingThisUsername
It's too late ;)
HazyRobot6
That's my bloody cat
GuessImUsingThisUsername
Not that is my cat
Brokehungryandalone
Ice cream one doesn't work they just make the second scoop smaller then the first, source 4 years working summer ice cream stands
Brokehungryandalone
Best way I can tell to get more ice cream be a personal friend/ tip a lot before serving and/or be attractive (not that I ever gave a shit)