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Apr 1, 2013 4:36 PM
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Thanmaaaan
I don't get it... and I'm not new here... :(
stc02bbb
Excellent April fools joke. Now go fuck yourself.
Spasticlullaby
I'm so hurt right now....
aaran7
well played.
eeeb
I'm upvoting this so others can share in my deep disappointment
solaslunas
i don't really get it. someone want to link the source of this joke? I know i'm not alone on this
AntiDownVoteActivist
FUCK. YOU.
Hannahstarzz
You sick bastard.
ScubaSteve6933
What is a dumb, and why should I be watching mine?
wibblywobblytimeywimey
I'll watch your dumb if you watch mine, deal?
StrangeBrewAndCanadianBaconForBreakfastEH
I think that was fastest I have ever transitioned from child-like excitement to soul-crushing disappointment.
SarcasticParrot
i literally said aloud "ah you fucker"
causeyoumakemehappy
For one, brief, glorious moment I was happy.
pretzelator
Me too. :(
Cliquot
Upvoted, so others could feel the same pain and disappointment that I did.
Duskorn
Meatlion
...wow
FireIsTheCleanser
There's a special place in hell for people like you.
Woooooaaaaaaahhhh
Could someone please explain this?
IamHERO
Some dude moved into a house and found a safe in the basement that couldn't be opened. Everyone's been wondering whats inside, and now this.
Woooooaaaaaaahhhh
thanks! I didn't remember the original upload!
randomowl23
Was I the only one who saw this coming?
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randomowl23
....Okay?
bob7777777
I knew by the second image
ElliotReid
Calm down, Satan.
CaliNZ
You son of a bitch. You got me. +1
BiffTHEBearKiller
I will find you.
triplemint3
And i will make you suffer, because death is mercy.
PricklyButt
"and kill you"
dpetrukhina
I can't even tell you how excited I got.
revenantape
you have made yourself a powerful enemy today
Solderious
The second I saw the caption and the first picture, I scrolled down the page faster than road runner. Well played OP, well played.
lillybeanie
WORST APRIL FOOLS JOKE ever! I cried.
chwynd
hussh... lets cry together
DorineDearmas
You dick.
AndritosRetardos
Has it occured to anyone, that maybe they got the safe open, but something inside killed them? And is now loose..
tentoes
I love this! I mean, in a nightmare-inducing kind of way. Should check if there's any new SCPs.
lemonwaterice
Okay, that was good. +1 to you, good chap. However, for getting my hopes up, fuck your eye socket with the business end of a scorpion.
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CousinKuma
you know this is shopped right?, and badly at that.
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Pretty sure both ends of the scorpion are all business.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Sodomized with a cactus.
KnitTurtleKing
I need to remember that one... Thank you my good lady/sir/alien.
Landcaster
Your example is one of the few instances where the business end may refer to either end.
Andox
Which end means more "business," the two pincers and claw teeth or the poison stinger?
iNeverRejectTheNullHypothesis
I think you'd receive the entire business. Like, 100 of them.
bizzyann
Ha! "business end" +1
LokiGirl
BjarkeDuDe
Bookmarked.
baltica
Best GIF ever.
xOrpheusx
lol`d at "with a cactus". +1
acfreakman
I second that reply.
DasDovian
I concurr with the seconding
NeoDarkElf
I second the concurring with the seconding
thepiratenurse
I totally heard the theme song...
Nonjudgemental
I Love You
CoeusDarksoul
I was about to say "It's not right! No semi-circle!" and then suddenly... "With a cactus." Bra... f*cking... vo!
Groose
never gets old
nickimunaj
tehpolarbearr
I love the "With a cactus" additive.
stretchboogie
This will definitely come in handy at some point..
TURNIPSLOP
That was perfect.
Andox
...No thank you...
Wisherex
I'm not actually mad, just feel like sharing =D![]()
CranberryHorse
I want a picture of you actually doing that. There will be blood...
Andox
I'm, um...flattered? Horrified? I DON'T KNOW!
CranberryHorse
You're flattorrified.
CoeusDarksoul
Oddly enough, I'm OK with this... figure the rest of Imgur is too when I ponder on it.
LokiGirl
Imgur has spoken, OP must deliver.
ProsecutorsWillBeViolated
Preferably in GIF form.
CallMeMahoney
I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE SAFE.
emmajustine
ME TOO! HAS THERE BEEN NO WORD?
AngryRedBear
https://twitter.com/MysteryVault
CatsIsTheAnswer
Thank you! I'm so grateful! I'll throw a bunch of random upvotes to you.
emmajustine
Thanks! They haven't posted in 6 days! What if they're dead?!
emertonom
This is Al Capone's Vault all over again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Al_Capone's_Vaults
CallMeMahoney
This... This makes me want to do something that shows anger of some sort. Such a disappointment.
theromans
they did it live, just some stone that might be worth some money, other than that basically empty
CallMeMahoney
Please.. Please tell me you're kidding. You're kidding, right?
theromans
I'm sorry my child.
CallMeMahoney
MRW you told me: http://imgur.com/account/favorites/iQ1yJrS
Amnemonemomne
i....don't..... what?
n0regretskoala
i dont know... what is this?
MsGingerGrins
Are you both new here?
n0regretskoala
No. Apparently I'm dumb here, but I'm not new.
Akenatyl
No.But, I don't get it anyways.
MsGingerGrins
Oh, it's something that was on the front page in March it was a big thing about this person found a safe in their basement they wanted open