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Edit - RECIPE -
Slice strawberries (or peaches, or raspberries) in quarters, lightly sugar and juice with lemon in a bowl. Set aside in fridge.
2 cups crushed pretzels...not disintegrated but broken up enough to be able pack firmly together, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1 tablespoon cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon of nutmeg, 3/4 cup melted unsalted butter, 1 tablespoon of honey or agave. Add chocolate morsels if you want. Mix, coat tall glass square pan, pack down, bake at 400°f for roughly 9- 11 minutes. Let cool.
Mix 8oz cream cheese with 1/2 cup sugar (a pinch of salt if you please, or not) with a mixer/beater. Mix in 8oz of cool whip or whipped cream and 2 teaspoons of vanilla. I would add a little vanilla bean if I had it. Set aside in fridge. You can also make your own whipped cream, like most people suggest, but I was already going in high and blind.
Add 2 cups boiling water to one large 6oz package or two 3oz packages of preferred (strawberry, peach, raspberry, blueberry whatevs) jello. Let come to room temp. (basically half the amount of water the box calls for)
Pack cream cheese whip mix onto pretzels, arrange drained fruit and press gently into whip mixture, pour drained fruit juice into the jello, stir and pour cooled jello gently all over, not staying in one spot or you'll drill a hole and the jello will seep all up into the crispy pretzels.
Refrigerate for 90 minutes to 2 hours.
crushed pretzels, sugar, nutmeg, cinnamon
butter & agave/honey
Cream cheese, sugar, cool whip, vanilla
baked and cooling
Strawberry jello
macerated strawberries
FrankGalikanokus
Holy fuck I love when my mom makes this!!!
AmityvilleHodor
A pretzel-crust cheesecake with strawberries and jell-o on top? That sounds/looks pretty amazing :o
smnelson
@op Grandma??? .....is that you?
captaingrump
Dang that looks great. How dare you post something that looks so great. You're like some kinda wonderful desert fairy. Well done.
Mediocre00Rebel
Oh fuck yes
harrykiri
nice food btw :)
Jimbrough
It's really good. People in my family been making this foreva
CoopersLanding
Pretzel jello salad!!!
MyNameIsFriday
Yes, yes, yes!!! A thousands times yes! My fav potluck holy grail of desserts!!!
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Your response makes me so happy. Discovering how much hidden love this dessert has is inspiring
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Are you from the Midwest? This screams Midwest.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Im not, a friend asked me to make something called a 'strawberry pretzel salad', told me what it was and here we are. Baltimore rep!
bluefirecracker
Gross.... Where's my slice?!
eeclaren
I just pinned a strawberry pretzel salad recipe earlier this week, wtf
ScrapDaddy
I haven't had this in forever
BattutoSofritoRecaito
I am learning this wasnt just a nostalgic request from a friend, its got roots
aintnoshameinmyminivangame
Thanksgiving. Every year or I am not coming. So good!
boethius
+1 for pretzel salad. Everyone thinks it's the weirdest thing having pretzels in dessert but it's totally the bomb.
PantsInFlowers
But it is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And it's not even a salad. I'm so confused.
holycheeseandcrackers
Don't overthink it. It is amazing!
SnowMongoose
"Salad"
RepostFromLastWeek
Well if ketchup is a vegetable.
JustSomeHoneybadger
It's a cheese cake, but salad sounds healtier
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
That's the most midwestern dessert I've seen on imugr
PacMayne
Okay so as someone from the Midwest I've got to ask, what is it about it that makes it very midwestern?
AbyssinianRem
A good example would be to watch documentaries on Amish cooking. No joke.
Cometdrop
It's got Jello as an ingredient and they called it a salad
Dani3113
Utah is famous for jello salad. Jello in everything and everything in jello. No joke my gma put carrot shavings in green jello. "For color"
possumK
That looks amazing!
MFJones31
The only thing I hate about this post is that I'm not eating any of it right now.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't get to eat it either...i got to try all the bits tho, and one with chocolate is coming
chefrk
Other than your use of macereted, looks tasty!
chefrk
Macerated....sorry for my stupid fat fingers.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
But.. they are soaked in lemon juice :(
chefrk
My bad...looked like they were just cut up.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Oh i didnt show the step where I put them in a container with lemon juice and a little sugar, i thought I could get away with just saying it
OrbitusII
Yo this is the shit, grandma used to make it and hot damn it was good.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
I just had something like this recently and it was some of the best shit I've ever had.
DennisThePeasant
This stuff is the cat's tits.
ilovemybeard81
OMG my mother in law makes this every Christmas!! It's one of the main reasons I look forward to Christmas!!
Kiotetravels
Whipped cream is not that hard to make. Cool whip is disgusting. It's whipped sweetened Crisco. Gross. Other than that, sounds yummy.
slappyhamsalads
So? Cream is just silky cow puss?
slappyhamsalads
And jello is boiled down beef carcasses? I don't see the problem with whipped plant vegetable shortening.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
I was asked to make this for a gift (i know) and have never made my own whipped cream, so baby steps
Tattooedpineapple
I make a killer caramel maple whipped cream
SankingDragon
Personally i like my whipped cream with vanilla and a pinch of kosher salt, but no sugar. Experiment! But he is right, cool whip sucks.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Ants got into my sugar so I used my fancy sugar, the granules may have been too much...i will try a pinch of K salt next time & OC whip!
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Whats your whipped recipe/any secrets/advice I should know?
NanoChemGirl
This is my favorite dessert ever! Try it with raspberries instead. Sooooo good!
atomicovary
I dunno what this is but I'd put it in my mouth
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
It's delicious.
daisy73
This is my response to life generally
FarmerFrance
This is so sad. Strawberry pretzel salad is a staple of big family get togethers, Thanksgiving just isn't complete without it..
petetherooster
It's strawberry pretzel salad
FlashThunder1944
That's what she said.
PutrescentTumescence
That is, indeed, what she said
37PiecesOfFlair
BattutoSofritoRecaito
I just learned its an Amish thing :D
Dani3113
This is a great recipe. Thank you for sharing!
atomicovary
I think putting things in mouths are a universal thing :P
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Touche
guitarist96
If more people had your attitude, the world would be a better place
smellycat5
I never meet anyone else who eats this! My mom always makes it and it's the bomb! Looks great! ????
vetsrose
This is my favorite ever! I thought I was alone in it too lol
BattutoSofritoRecaito
You have good taste! Any advice from Moms version?
celestialseasoning
I use frozen strawberries to help the jello set faster. And make sure that cream cheese mixture creates a good seal so no soggy pretzels :)
MissNotAppearingInThisFilm
Also if you are balling on a budget you can use a bag of assorted frozen fruit. Also, pineapple w/ raspberry jello is bomb
smellycat5
Thank you, as do you! And she pretty much does it the same, just with more strawberries that she kinda dices. So there's some in every bite
MissNotAppearingInThisFilm
My momma makes it too. Just keep adding butter until you die
purplelama
Yes!!! Pretzel salad is the shit!
wheretostart
My partner has celiac, diagnosed 30 yrs ago. Her g'ma made this for her all the time with GF pretzels-so yum! GF pretzels don't get soggy!
TinaTinaBoBina
Took me a minute. I kept asking myself wtf are girlfriend pretzels. I'm not that bright.
smellycat5
You're not alone my friend
boopityboopboop
Good to know that there's gluten free pretzels! My mom is recently gluten free so it's been a new food adventure for me to cook for her.
wheretostart
Ener-G brand was all there used to be, so we know those are good for this. Glutino is ok. Snyder's makes some now though!
wheretostart
There's lots of GF food now. It's one of the good things to come from the GF fad; those w/celiac have a lot more options and food labeling.
shorticia
There is a co in Cali that makes the best gf pretzels ever! Wish I cld member the name.
boopityboopboop
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DotheBabyIsaac
I'm just weighing to say that on first sight I thought no way, but this stuff is SO. FUCKING. TASTY. Super easy too! Great for summer bbq's!
theaecy
If you call something involving jello a "salad" then you are DEFINITELY from the midwestern US.
bronypokey6918
i hate that shit and i am from missouri
haruharu94
This is a popular dish in nebraska!
jebbadiahgoodson
Michigander here. Can confirm.
TotallyNotSarah
As a Michigander who has eaten many jello salads (including a variety of this one), I can concur.
SharkDemon
East coast too, in Delaware and people flip their shit over this like it's crack
delilahviolet
It's popular in the south east as well. I have an aunt who brings this to every family function we have. Quite tasty
RickAndMortyForeverAndForever100YearsRickAndMorty
Trend breaker: Washington state. Though my moms family is from South Carolina
boopityboopboop
It's the best kind of salad
DreadPierateRoberts
or the 70s
DaniaAudax
They should do pineapple and lime jello next.
shorticia
My gma made lime jello with shredded cabbage and carrots. Miss it, surprisingly good.
purpleppleater1965
Yea my mother makes this salad. It is the most delicious salad ever
holycheeseandcrackers
It is!
TrumpIsAFelon
If you call something involving anulingus a "salad" you MIGHT be a prisoner
Jacxy
Or Saskatchewan
gearsmith
I was confused a moment on the lack of greens, thanks.
knotImpressed
This is God's truth. I cannot upvote this enough.
Konjing
I'm surprised one of the layers wasn't mayo.
cyno01
Probably was in the original recipe.
NotWelcomehere
It's a dessert salad silly...
LordKrondor9000
If there is a thing that exists, Southern folks can and will drown it in mayo and call it a salad.
jackstrawsbuddy
Dessert, like pears with mayo, cheese and a cherry
NotWelcomehere
What pray tell is that conglomeration of sins called?
jackstrawsbuddy
I think it's pear salad. It's bizarre, I know. Usually comes served on a piece of lettuce
Lucidalabbra
Or you're Mormon.
Avidinha
I was going to ask if op was Mormon.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Haha, Im not in the least, but hey, the more you know!
THErealestSlimShady
My first thought. I've got lots of Mormon family and this is every single ones line-up of "food"
BattutoSofritoRecaito
I am learning so much today!!
LCPLunderground
I came to say the same thing! Definitely a stereotypical Midwestern dish you have made. I was certain you were Midwestern.
SugarplumPatricia
This looks really good, I hate jello, but I know my boyfriend would love this. I'm gonna try it. Could you send me the recipe?
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Sent ????????
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
As an Australian I was so confused by the salad with no vegetables in it.
rannmann
Fruit salads are a thing. But this, this is no salad.
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Tbh I don't think you need to be Australian to be confused by this
theaecy
You are from the midwest I take it though, correct? :)
BattutoSofritoRecaito
Born & raised Baltimore, Md. A friend & his mom would have it in North Carolina every spring, his mom passed & he asked me to try
CompressedInfo
Eh... midwestern enough
BattutoSofritoRecaito
And make something called a 'strawberry pretzel salad'
MmmCookiePoops
Im from NC and I could never get used to jello with salt and cinnamon.
BylawsBarrister
Also a North Carolinian. My family does a congealed salad with jello.
BillyBaloney976
Hi hon!
CrosswalkNinja
Let's go O's!