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Cat tax
Sep 22, 2016 8:52 AM
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pineapplewalrus
I'd like to see this race between Bolt and cat bolt
TatsMagee
Bullshit...!!! Nobody has ever survived turning a shark on its back...
SodaCracker
TIL that the little robot vacuum you can get is really just a group of rattlesnakes in disguise.
DiaZelArd
Elephants actually can jump but because of their sheer weight they'd instantly break their legs upon landing.
istealthepixelsfromreposts
I dunno man my cat is on the tubby side.
ieatassbutonlyonweekends
Usian bolt won gold tho
fitchickiexo
So wombats shit bricks then
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Essentially.
ashgrave
Not my house cat
xXGemDragonXx
#1 paradise for dirty minds
roburtguy
my domestic cat doesn't run
tacattack
They tried to pull the platypus' bill off until it jabbed them with its venomous spurs. Then they left him the fuck alone.
PirateRubberDuck
Elephants can jump! Only once though
DerpyUserID
I can lick my own ears too. Just... Need... Ow. Dow ma jahs tuck.
MakeGoodChoicesAndStayHydrated
Is that some sort of sick Jar Jar joke?
DerpyUserID
yenagrrl
I find the preying mantis one a little strange.
TurtBurglar
The elephant one is adorable
bfranks4life
Your mom is a shark who also goes into a trance when on her back.
TheBlackBolt
I beg to differ with #2 - https://youtu.be/RZRSJdIZkSU
Assfullofbread
Wow. What the hell is that trampoline made of?
Stickybeaksyd
Stofand
dogs can't look up
BigHairySandwich
Neither can humans
Stofand
Deep
umbrellamaker
Well that was Quite Interesting
pavelevich
I'd like to see a domestic cat and bolt doing a 100 m. Do you smell that? It's the smell of bullshit
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Have you ever tried to chase feral cats?
kennygomien
Arya Stark has.
jiira
Domestic cat runs roughly 30mph on short sprint. Usain Bolt has made humans speed record of 27.4mph. If only the two could compete.
Rifneno
What are you, stupid? The fastest land animal on Earth, the cheetah, is a cat. You think a fun size one can't outrun a HUMAN?
StarterCake
I read that as "A moose can fly using its antlers".
ireadyouremailz
Last week i was driving casually when one "hovered" across the road in front of me, it looked like hovering because they have rather thin >>
ireadyouremailz
>> legs compared to the massive body and huge antlers.
Snaggley
I read as "a moose can feed on flies landing on its antlers"
Talmorean
Canadian Air Force project M-00Z3N
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
That would be simultaneously majestic and terrifying
SharkyMcSnarkface
"OH CANADA MOTHERFUCKER, SORRY ABOOT MY PROFANE LANGUAGE" -flying moose probably
cutthroatink15
It's bad enough we have geese, but the thought of flying meese? Or is it mooses
PistolsOBrien
Mice.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Whats bad about wombat poo rolling away?
tastytastymurder
They must have either very powerful sphincter and Anus or oddly shaped to make cubes
Mycologics
That's what I wanted to know. I mean nice feature but what is the use
RubNipNotgay
maybe they save it for later?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
The use it for territory marking, and poop on elevated places like rocks/logs/mounds.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
OP lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
jiira
They're very territorial and mark their territory that way.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Ah thank you!
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
OP lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Don't spread lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
JupitersWitch
Pffft, when I do it, it's a crime.
purpurguin
Thats because Becky's shower isn't your territory.
JupitersWitch
That's what she thinks.