Break dancing Tortoise rudely interrupted by jealous Tortoise. Tonight at 11.

Feb 26, 2017 3:43 PM

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Tortoise helps upside-down tortoise get back on his feet

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Way to help a bro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is this the fake news i keep hearing about?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liberal media.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Random comment: Is anyone else as hungover as I am today? Jesus fuckin Christ.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I love tortys so much

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that's friendship

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thanks brah!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tortoise Code

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even a freaking thanks mate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me a minute, I'm coming. Hang on, be there soon....still coming

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bender knows the struggle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruce: I GOTCHU REGGIEEE!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

*Milhouse:

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I feel like being able to flip themselves over should jump to the top of the evolutionary to-do list for tortoises.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how he speeds up and bulldozes through to finish the job. Comin' through, choochoo mthrfkr!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Don't make a fuss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing they've survived to this day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just happened to be listening to club music when i clicked on this and it synced up just right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in fact someone should edit this with flashing lights and "party hard"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prequel:

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Hung af

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Aaaand, I'm spent

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm amazed the rescue Tortoise had the brains to come over and flip his buddy

9 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 3

He doesn't. He's trying to mate with the other turtle. It was flipped over by a human and then filmed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I can't help but think it's a lady on her back and a male rescuer trying to get lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My pet tortoise will follow people around if it thinks they have food

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Turtle-bro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! "Rescue Tortoise" +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can train bees to to put balls in holes. Animals are surprisingly smart in ways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Male turtles flip female turtles over and over again to make them too tired to resist sex

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

They're smarter than you would think.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Birds migrating 1000s of miles is driven by instinct, then a tortoise flipping it's own species back over for survival isn't that cray.

9 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

Norm of reciprocity

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Z

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True, I'm just amazed at it

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Me too. That they have that level of understanding

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