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Aug 23, 2018 9:12 PM
LuchaGringa
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greenmote
There are actually men in there too. Congrats and take this upvote.
justsignedupforthishit
+1 for gender equity. But really, I only needed the one half.
TimothyTRiG
That last guy with the water is fucking gorgeous and 100% my type.
ICollectThings
Added to the collection.
GSDPupper
fedmoney
That can't be OSHA approved
SavgeHnry
They won't put out many fires dressed like that.
shutupfland3rs
Awww puppies
IgnisLycanthropus
TooFarHMC
I didn't know Fit Friday was a thing on here. Had to make sure I didn't accidentally go to The Chive.
TheGriffin
That last one. Yes. That's exactly what I'd like
UnicornofP
I appreciate he equal representation. +1
legitchrispratt
A few of these individuals would certainly not be capable of carrying my fat ass. Or swinging an axe. Or holding the hose.
litterallysatan
Hoes
legitchrispratt
myselfasme
Actually, no, to show that much muscle definition, a person has to be dehydrated to an almost dangerous level. They would die trying to help
dickdontcare
A lot of them are real firefighters in my town. They're posing for an annual calendar sold to benefit Toby's Fund, an animal rescue org
LuchaGringa
Wish I could upvote you more so people could see what the photos were for.
dickdontcare
https://charlestonfirefightercalendar.com/ if you want more
somerandomusernameee
The firefighter with the baby made my ovaries explode
astrangehop
He stole that baby. Where do you think firefighter s come from?
GambitLW
yeah i'm stealing this gif
MurphyPandorasLawBox
I have a feeling that some of these photos do not, and bare with me here, depict actual firefighters.
Assfullofbread
alongjacket
The ones with the dogs are real fire fighters. Posing for a calendar for SPCA in Charleston. Source: I know them lol
FunAlternativeFact
Outrageous.
AudaciousCheeseburger
A fascinating conclusion, I will have to do some research here.
korndogg83
Fighting Fire with Fire didn't depict actual firefighters?
Captainfantastic00
OptimalDelusion
the men have bigger breast than the woman (not that there is anything wrong with that)
OverpricedCrayon
I dont care what a firefighter looks like as long as they can carry my unconscious body out of a burning building.
ilhares
I hope whoever they are, they just leave me there. If I'm not conscious, they shouldn't risk the injury.
OverpricedCrayon
............or that.....
fewe
I appreciate you for putting both men and women in this
BetweenTheWoodsAndFrozenLake
Um. I identify as a fire and this in fact triggers me.
hal9000xp
Good lord, that first girl is gorgeous.
hal9000xp
And the one in 3,5,7,9 and 11....
Musicjunk
This made me genuinely lol
Solkanarmy
most of these people are woefully underprotected to go into a burning building
astrangehop
That's probably why they have no body hair whatsoever
RandAIFlagg
#6 and #8 are the only ones I actually believe could possibly be firefighters
RickHalcyon
By your logic, why not #10?
RandAIFlagg
I'm curious what you think my logic is
RickHalcyon
I was suggesting it was doggos, but I realized you skipped #4, so the joke broke. My laugh was a gaffe. My prank stank.
RandAIFlagg
it was actually because the poses didn't scream "professional model"
RandAIFlagg
which 10 could arguably have fit
RogerDoger4561
I know #4. He is. I played football with him in college.
RandAIFlagg
right on, he just looks too jacked for the job haha
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
+1 for both men and women.
Maahes0
And doggos, you forgot doggos.
WelcomeToMagrathea
Why the heck can only male firefighters have doggo companions tho?
lebensmuede
Ha! Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
JezusChrizt
Captainfantastic00
AlexisActually
This is the only time I will upvote this overused lol gif
ididitforthelolz
Unless you are bi why would you want both? Why not two separate posts?
CocoPuppyFlyer
Because I'm a female fighter and want to be represented but wow, those guys are hot! And I'd put my money on they're all real firefighters.
TheMershedPerderder
Because one will go to the front page, while the other doesn't even have enough votes to show up on mobile usersub.
ididitforthelolz
What is the point of getting something to the front page if it doesn't have enough interest to get up votes?
AmActuallyACat
Wat
quattroformaggix4
Some of us that like seeing man meat view FP instead of user sub. Being a predominantly straight male audience, only females make it to FP.
quattroformaggix4
I enjoy the ladies also, but it’s one sided objectification & honestly, not fun being bombarded with a very narrow ideal of female beauty.
DiracsDelta
I’m pretty sure some of these people aren’t actually fire fighters
MNfirefighter
Accurate
Pafolo
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
There’s a group called “Firehouse Dolls” and it’s 100% female firefighters, volley and paid.
dmbelafan
https://media.tenor.com/images/26aba18fb7f7bfbac205c5443f9d9118/tenor.gif
Berserker75
attagirl
In my experience, most firefighters don't look like that.
DeniseReade
Pretty sure if they were, at least half of them couldn't get my unconscious body out of a flaming building.
Dudeman117
That's what the tool #7 has is for.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
But not all firefighters go into the buildings.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
No, but men with puppies make a great calendar.
IPAle81
I know two firefighters from two different states and have met quite a few. Never seen anyone look like this. Far from common anyway.
attagirl
You're not wrong. I've been working in fire for three years now in a few different places both municipal and wildland. Most don't.
implayingbasketball
Dang, which I would have read your comment before setting my house on fire.
robthelob20
You really think they would take sexy pics in a firefighter's uniform for a purpose OTHER than fighting fires?? What is this world coming to
NotFakeSanta
I am pretty sure one of them has been in a movie, if you know what I mean ;)
WolnyLogin
Which one?
?1
NotFakeSanta
Guess
imnickson
All FTFY
ColoneISanders
Crazy but I literally said those exact words before reading your comment.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
I didn’t realize that you made almost the same comment I did minutes before I posted mine and now your comment has 20 times the points. +1.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Shut up piromaniac..!!
StapMeVittles
How can you tell? Looks totally legit to me
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Women can be firefighters, asshole
hodorgoestomordor
Half... I'm betting half aren't firefighters.
Ryang256
Ok.. so of the women in these pics which one do you think is most likely a real firefighter. My vote is #1.
medicmDog
Their gear is way too clean, lol. I dont know any FF who's gonna spend $1000+ for a photo shoot for new gear.
pennyeater
Yeah like the little lump in #2, no way could he pass the fitness exam
DukeDarkwood
That's not a lump, that's a baby. How rude!
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
Half of these people don’t pass physical test for firefighter
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Believe me buddy you would be amazed at the body type variety that can pass the test.
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
Body type may vary, but being a firefighter requires being able to move an unconscious adult out of a building, a 50kg women can’t do that
WellAckchually
Some of them are dogs.
dadpuns
I still remember the first time I downloaded that Jenna Jameson firehouse scene. Thanks for the memories, LimeWire!
korndogg83
Fighting Fire with Fire
SoooooOriginal
I actually have that on DVD! That's how old it is.
NegativeCommentMachine
Bonding over porn
Undroid19
And the viruses.
fbutt09
That's what warez.com was for...
highqualityraterotica
Still worth it. Thats how i found heather.
WillDownvoteForDrinks
Ah, Heather. Young me was so grateful.
highqualityraterotica
Current me is still occasionally grateful.
buttbuttpartywagon
People would be surprised with the types of people in any profession... but yeah I haven't seen an ultra jacked fire fighter
mattbl
Don't they sometimes have a ton of downtime, in which they could get this jacked?
buttbuttpartywagon
They absolutely do and absolutely could... but, from my experience around fire halls (father) they much rather watch sports on TV. Even with
buttbuttpartywagon
An awesome stocked gym inside the fire hall my brother and I were the only ones to use it
Tankynumnums
Was thinking the same thing
Snooj
I'm going to go out on a limb and say none of these people are fire fighters.
alongjacket
Actually the ones with the dogs are. We have a calendar done every yr here in Charleston for SPCA. I know some of these guys personally.
Snooj
I was wrong.
boatymcboatfaceplant
I might be wrong but I doubt a firefighter would consider bellybutton ornaments convenient
Sirensquiver
I thought so, too. Maybe they usually have a smaller, less dangly one and this one is for the shoot?
aLonerDottieArebel
I wear a belly button ornament at work. No one sees it and it doesn’t get hot
boatymcboatfaceplant
Interesting. I wasn't thinking about the heat or anything, just figured with the quick changing and all it might get snagged on stuff.
aLonerDottieArebel
Nope! Our shirts are always tucked in! The only thing that “snags” is my radio strap under my turnout coat during a fire
madethisforonething
Yeah that shits gona get hot quick
aLonerDottieArebel
If a navel ring gets hot through the three layers of gear, I can promise that’s the least of our problems.
FullMemeAhead
Fellow firefighter. Can confirm.
somerandomusernameee
I doubt they’d wear them regularly but for a sexy photo shoot they make sense..
gypsygamer66
When you have a belly ring you can never take it off. It closes up in seconds.
rainyrivers
I just put mine back in 2 years after taking it out while pregnant. It's a smaller gauge now but it's in.
ikagawa
I'll take "Shit I Made Up" for $500, Alex!
gypsygamer66
Well mine did I guess I'm wolverine
gypsygamer66
Well mine did :(
Lowflyingbus
You've hit the "Daily Double"!
paleblackfish
You cant really take them out often, the hole will close up pretty fast if its not in
incorporeal5
I know a bunch of male firefighters with their nipples pierced.
DangerousNoodle
Can confirm. Husband's bestfriend is a firefighter and both his nipples are pierced.
Inappropesmagotes
Does he wear them when he is with your husband?
mrd0dman0s
What does a firefighter look like?
SpicyLava
First of all, no makeup, no manicures. Second, have you seen how firefighters eat? Like the world is about to end.!
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OKiluvUBuhBai
Hot. Still would.
Bukkhockey
Did you post your fisty firefighter selfie as an example? Yup, you did.
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echonite
But those people all had the underlying muscle to carry the heavy loads and the endurance to do the job.
danidactyle
When I did the academy we didn’t wear make up hair was always up and braided, and I looked pretty damn funny in the men’s button up.
RickySpanishhhhh
Why does this sound oddly hot?
danidactyle
Idk men’s button up shirts?
Jojobeed
Check my bio
GambitLW
i'd buy you a drink! you'd make a great wingman!! Especially when we pull out our enormous collections of our cute kids pics.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Checks out nicely.
YuenglingAde
Tommy Gavin. Rescue Me.
DeniseReade
Like someone who could carry 50lbs of hose up 6 flights of stairs while wearing a 20lb breathing apparatus.
harriFamBaron
While wearing 40lb of protective gear
Stupidperson810
Who the fuck is down voting this? There's something for everyone!
drosophilamelanogaster
Not if you're not into "muscle stud" guys or "pornstar" women.
slacker92
Even if you are a non-gendered that waffle, there are puppies!
DangerousNoodle
Probably those who know most, if not all, of these ladies and gents aren't firefighters so they're upset. Just can't enjoy the scenery.
GambitLW
just because they had their pics professionally done doesn't make them any less firefighters. Reminds me of the ""
DangerousNoodle
I didn't say I agreed with them, just pointing out why some were probably downvoting.
GambitLW
Some trolls just want to see the world burn...
GambitLW
just because some got their pics professionally done, doesn't make them less firefighters. just like the "I'm an engineer" BS.
G1ngerBoy
Some people seem to just downvote anything and everything. Some speculate that these people are Australian
hal9000xp
Probably the same snowflake fucks that down voted your comment.
IMadeThisAccountToDownVoteStuff
A cat person
PD78
Perhaps some of us disagree with sexualization and objectification of important members of our society. Perhaps.
ihadsexualrelationswithOPsmom
I got what you’re saying and I value your opinion but, I disagree
PD78
Thank you for a civil and respectful show of disagreement. Walk in peace.
LuchaGringa
Most of these are from calendars that are sold for charity.
PD78
I wonder if perhaps they could raise more money for charity with different photos - and also, whether this "conditions" people to (1/?)
PD78
connect charity with semi-naked or objectified bodies. As in "I won't support your charity unless you get naked".
DrSharkbite
I said oh lord Jesus it’s a firefighter
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NotifweJammit
Alwaysupvote sweet brown
DougForcett
Looks like somebody's got time for that.
knudude
@DrSharkbite puts out a fire. ;)
DrSharkbite
MusicZombie
I GOT BRONCHITIS!
shuya82
Literally loled thanks for that.
RepresentativeOfNorway
"Literally loled" i think i've found the whitest phrase yet!
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
I thought "Thanks dad" was?
RepresentativeOfNorway
That's sort of situational, it only really works after sex...
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
It was just like my first time riding a bike, my dad had ahold of me from behind.
DougForcett
Holy Shit.