Touch da fishy

Jul 7, 2024 12:06 AM

2 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

Abra kadabra yeltzi bye!
You now are infected with toxoplasmosis gondii!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew chewy sushi fish. Had that last time I ordered a roll. Really ruins it of its not just right.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twice as nice as rice,
A fi-shy prize so drea-my.
Cats. Love. Sa-shi-mi.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nigiri or California roll? "both"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Remember folks…they use those paws to stand in their litter box. Which is where the shit and piss. But go ahead and let them paw at your food🤷🏻‍♂️🤮

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tower, we are ready for takeoff.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1. I respect his effort.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Makes me want to order some sashimi for my little floof demon. Not sure he would eat it, as he doesn't seem interested in human food beyond sniffing, but hey it could be an awesome treat for the both of us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I approve of this post. Always touch da fishy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir? Sir!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No more sushi, Chef-san. Sashimi only. Arrigato."

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Bad kitty!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;Gato malo!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This fucking casual can't even use chopsticks.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither can you, without thumbs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sushi is traditionally finger food.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor cat doesn't know how to eat sushi.

2 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Chopsticks are a nightmare without opposable thumbs.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Twice as nice as rice,
A fishy prize so dreamy.
Cats. Know. Sashimi.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm a Murican... My sushi skills are bad.... Cat has bad sushi skills... Wait I'm a cat, sweet I'm a cat.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You take that thing your with hand and put the whole thing in your mou-"with forks?" NOOOOO

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alright, time to take your balls

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's too late, I've already been snipped.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aristotle cried.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just cause he likes Sashimi more don't be hatin'. Also, that is probably the healthiest way for a cat to eat the sushi, only the meat.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There is no wrong way to eat Sushi. Enjoy it however you want to.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*ketchup*

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I was mistaken.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not that way

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Catsup.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah sure just let it do that, no problem

2 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 17

Perfect little FREAK!: Is what you should've said.
( ˘ ³˘)ノ*

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

Y'all ain't happy with anyone filming anything, are you? "Please only film the most sterile activities for fear of scathing internet commentary!"

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Film it all day if you're going to let it happen, but don't let your cats be little shits like this with your food

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

My cats are so spoiled that they don't even smell raw fish or meat. Not even cooked. Unless is for cats. And expensive

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

What?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The cats will only eat canned food, not human food.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You heard the man!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

internet points > cat choking to death

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 44

Did you perhaps forget that cats have teeth?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be perfectly honest. This is the stupidest fucking thing I've read all day and I've read some really stupid stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The issue is the cat will get a habit of stealing food. Cat eat a full uncooked fish with bones and skin, they won't choke on some sliced deboned raw fish.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah most cats eat mice on a regular basis and are just fine (based on worldwide population). One of ours would just swallow them nearly in one piece. They're totally fine.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why would cat choke on piece of fish?

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Anything can be animal abuse when you join the Imgurian helicopter pet owner circle jerk

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1