oh right they can just do that. now i got this image in my head of the raccoon trying wash the cotton candy but its a trainer trying to wash their spoiled brat of a vaporeon. so they just disappear the moment the trainer lowers them into a bathtub with the trainer going "wait no, fuck, come back"
I want the leafeon. But good lord, Game Freak is trying to live up to their name. Now... does anybody think they're going to pander to the other half of the fanbase and make a Machamp? (Oh god, I just realized they haven't done Lopunny yet...)
That is not life size. Vaporeons should be about 1m high (however that's measure) and 63 pounds. That would be about a third of the mass of an average man in the US. This is much bigger than that!
When it comes to 4 legged animals the height is checked at the withers which is the point right above front legs but before neck/head
depending on the animal, this can mean that the head reaches little or quite a bit higher than height indicated
as for the weight, a lot of pokemon weights dont make sense but we can just assume their bodies work differently being lighter or heavier than their size would imply
If the vice president of the United States can fuck a couch then I guarantee someone will fuck that toy. First off, couches aren't sexy. Still got fucked by the vice president of the united states. Second, Vaporeon is cheaper than a couch. Much larger consumer base.
I think it was either a greentext or Tumblr thing, so typical internet degeneracy. But, tldr - they're mammals, so warm-blooded, but constantly slippery & wet b/c water type.
Zoophilia is a pastime of the wealthy dating back at *least* to the times of Ancient Rome. This is nothing new, and in fact is a lot more palatable than it was in the past.
yeah, but the price variation based on "perceived enjoyment" give the game away. jolteon (32in), vaporeon (26inch) and flareon (25 inch) are 400 buck each, mimiku (20inch so just a bit smaller than vaporeon) is 50$. Pikachu (26in) is 200$ but bulbasaur (24in) is 90$. Gardevoir (63inch) was "just" 450$ like arcanine (60in). Altria (37) and mareep (45) burn em all at 500$ https://www.pokemoncenter.com/search/life-size-plush?page=1
I think a lot of that is just popularity, eevee and eevelutions are popular and to the best of my knowledge there isn't a lot of horniness for jolteon but it's the same price as the other two. From a business perspective if you can make 400$ for something that costs 30 its not a bad idea.
of course, fucking scalper now sell the gardevoir at over 1600€ https://www.ebay.ie/itm/356571897726 while a poor "preowned, clean, as new" eevee is just 36$+shipping
pretty sure you could hire someone to make a bootleg at that rate. It won't be official, but I'm not sure that those of impure intent would care that much. Or they might care a lot - I'm not the pervert whisperer, I can't know these things.
I am very mad that Vaporeon has become synonymous with sex. I like the Eeveelutions, and Vaporeon is one of the better ones. I want to use it without assuming I want to fuck it. Jesus.
I like Jolteom because it's Japanese name is Thunder and when written in Katakana it's Sandasu or サンダース and my last name is also サンダース when written in katakana.
To be fair to that leak; First it originally had a mistranslation (it was supposed to be "maiden" not "young girl"), second is that it's just a 'find and replace' of a Japanese folk tale, not something made up for pokémon.
Look I'm not googling it but it had something to do with some thread that argued vaporeon was the most anatomically fuckable pokemon given size and other stuff. Or something like that, you can delve into that minefield yourself if you really want to know
Never met the “elbowdeep” community we have. Quite a messed up group imo, but they seem to be protected, maybe even adored some people around here for reasons I can’t understand.
All i know is that im missing some kind of context or inside joke with those posts, i dont mind ponies or anything, but i just dont get 99% of em, if they were meant to be funny memes… So i just muted elbow, no offense, but i just dont get it
I'm not entirely sure that's what made that change, but I am welcome to evidence of thatIf they did, at what cost. Posting pony porn shouldn't be glorified on a site that (recently) has a strong anti-nudity stance.
That was the point they realized the hypocracy in the anti nudity stance When they realized that crotchtits don’t get banned while human female presenting nipples do
Haven't had much experience with pokemon since playing red/blue and gold/silver as a kid, but if humans and pokemon having sex is official pokemon lore at this point, just means that there's disgusting people among the decision makers there too. Guess shouldn't be surprised with how many disgusting people are among the decision makers in hollywood, game development/cartoon development not exactly far off from that I suppose.
I doubt he made anything up. I been a furry for a while (since late 90s) and i can tell you that just about the only place you'll find pokemon R34 pics will be on furry porn areas of the internet like e621. There's a big enough intersection between furries and pokemon porn that it's really difficult to seperate the two.
Have you not been on the internet very long? There is a certain rule known as rule34 that basically states the internet can and will sexualize anything, no matter the intended audience.
Only for people who are overly online. For the small kids that make up the majority of the fan base and the adults who only played the games as kids none of this means anything. And I personally envy them because it's never made any sense and never been particularly funny
The small kids... Let me describe something to you. Met up with a couple of friends on Sunday for the community day. One ended up in hospital getting her g as stapled together, the other needed scraping off the floor on multiple occasions
And I can't post this on either of their feeds, but all I could think was, how did a game based on enslaving sentient animals and forcing them to fight get so violent?
Uhhh... What? They're saying if you take the average age of people who *currently* enjoy Pokémon in some form (shows, games, cards, plushies/toys, or other media), that age is in the mid twenties. It isn't "begging the question" to do that, that's literally just how averages work.
The franchise is almost 30 years old and produces tons of stuff that appeals to adults (even if they aren't the primary audience), so of course a large portion of the current fanbase are adults.
StarmineRendezvous
Xenarion
They just had a life-sized Gardevoir not long ago.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Wolfwod
Will they also release a Typhlosion? You know... for the girls...
Frederf
There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman. NO JOKER NO.
RobBobertyYT
You know what? Let's just let people fuck their stuffed animals, who cares? We got bigger things to worry about.
Animus0Seven
Just in case it's unclear... they are going to fuck it...
WarlockWithNoPatron
vash77
ProxyPlayerHD
oh right they can just do that. now i got this image in my head of the raccoon trying wash the cotton candy but its a trainer trying to wash their spoiled brat of a vaporeon. so they just disappear the moment the trainer lowers them into a bathtub with the trainer going "wait no, fuck, come back"
piratejimthedagger
Go team Jolteon!
Sleepingpanda1260
greenking13
I want the leafeon. But good lord, Game Freak is trying to live up to their name. Now... does anybody think they're going to pander to the other half of the fanbase and make a Machamp? (Oh god, I just realized they haven't done Lopunny yet...)
Also, no eevee being showcased? :(
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
StarmineRendezvous
StarmineRendezvous
c0i9z
That is not life size. Vaporeons should be about 1m high (however that's measure) and 63 pounds. That would be about a third of the mass of an average man in the US. This is much bigger than that!
1kaura1
When it comes to 4 legged animals the height is checked at the withers which is the point right above front legs but before neck/head
depending on the animal, this can mean that the head reaches little or quite a bit higher than height indicated
as for the weight, a lot of pokemon weights dont make sense but we can just assume their bodies work differently being lighter or heavier than their size would imply
c0i9z
Isn't Vaporeon is made of water, though? So I would expect it to have the same density-ish as humans.
4vie
Wailord....
c0i9z
The Float Whale Pokémon. It's a sky whale. It has low density because it floats on air.
4vie
So it's less being hit by a cinderblock and more being slowly but fatal smooshed by gigantic pillow if the Wailord uses Body Slam? :P
c0i9z
Getting smashed upside the face with a 400 kilo pillow, sure.
nullbr
The only pokemon I would fuck is Quagsire
cxmpxsxd
Drifblim would be an all too accurate Pokémon to be just lifelessly floating in a child's bedroom.
Smoretank
I have a life sized bidoof ottoman. It does exactly what a bidoof would do. Sit there and be your HM storage slave. Put my dvds in it.
SCP1504
Oh… the Vaporeon one probably isn’t going in a child’s bedroom…
nanamonster
OliverOtter
nanamonster
Howlingowl
AshtonNight
They also made a life-sized Gardevoir, too.
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-10419-101/gardevoir-poke-plush-63-in
3Davideo
I still don't get why Vaporeon got all this. Everyone knows Ditto is the most breedable pokemon.
jplusc
giganticroboticpenguin
Will there be a Carlson Special Edition version?
nickster46
screw vaporeon, i want sylveon
dogboybastard
Oh, people are having sex with that thing, guranteed.....
MisterFluffi
I'm sure some people are just making it watch while they go to town on the gardevoir one instead...
ChaLeGai
If the vice president of the United States can fuck a couch then I guarantee someone will fuck that toy. First off, couches aren't sexy. Still got fucked by the vice president of the united states. Second, Vaporeon is cheaper than a couch. Much larger consumer base.
Poppypoppoppop
So... $400 sex doll
williamshakesbeer
Oh c'mon it can't be.... Well shit it's 520$ CAN.... I thought some of the plushies looked cool, but not that much.
faphappyscreencappy
I mean, given how expensive sex dolls in general are, that's a bargain.
Shovi
Gardevoir i could get, but Vaporeon? What the hell people! WHY!?
LathiArcanus
I think it was either a greentext or Tumblr thing, so typical internet degeneracy. But, tldr - they're mammals, so warm-blooded, but constantly slippery & wet b/c water type.
TyrannusEquus
They are both pokemon. They consent just the same.
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TyrannusEquus
Hey hey, they get lemonade and berries!
mouseasw
There's money to be made in third parties selling "upgrade kits" for them.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Hawtfur is one. I probably can't post the link here, though
JanglesPrime
Wow! Why is it that furries seem to have the most disposable income on the planet? Those things are not worth the price they are selling for.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
last I remember it was 30$; although there was shipping fees too so I dunno. maybe it costs more now.
SailorPupitar
Because they're the backend of most tech industries
justfillingthespace
Zoophilia is a pastime of the wealthy dating back at *least* to the times of Ancient Rome. This is nothing new, and in fact is a lot more palatable than it was in the past.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
what's the difference in "palatability" between then and now?
ShierWeevil577
They knew exactly what they were doing
RufusPimperton
The plausible deniability by doing all the others is what separates the post grad from the experienced marketers
giganticroboticpenguin
/gallery/oh-no-this-is-going-to-get-weird-trOQQ9l
ignotoCiResto
yeah, but the price variation based on "perceived enjoyment" give the game away. jolteon (32in), vaporeon (26inch) and flareon (25 inch) are 400 buck each, mimiku (20inch so just a bit smaller than vaporeon) is 50$. Pikachu (26in) is 200$ but bulbasaur (24in) is 90$. Gardevoir (63inch) was "just" 450$ like arcanine (60in). Altria (37) and mareep (45) burn em all at 500$
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/search/life-size-plush?page=1
trickflo
I think a lot of that is just popularity, eevee and eevelutions are popular and to the best of my knowledge there isn't a lot of horniness for jolteon but it's the same price as the other two. From a business perspective if you can make 400$ for something that costs 30 its not a bad idea.
ignotoCiResto
of course, fucking scalper now sell the gardevoir at over 1600€ https://www.ebay.ie/itm/356571897726 while a poor "preowned, clean, as new" eevee is just 36$+shipping
Rivalyn
pretty sure you could hire someone to make a bootleg at that rate. It won't be official, but I'm not sure that those of impure intent would care that much. Or they might care a lot - I'm not the pervert whisperer, I can't know these things.
DragoWhooves
plus the bootleg one could be more durable than the offical one
BumroyV2
I am very mad that Vaporeon has become synonymous with sex. I like the Eeveelutions, and Vaporeon is one of the better ones. I want to use it without assuming I want to fuck it.
Jesus.
Besides, Ninetales is way sexier.
TheTojo15
This might help you to further understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wHDY4DGRI
princesscindycat
I'm sorry, but WHAT?!?! HOW IS IT SYNONYMOUS WITH THAT?!?!
Abizuil
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1855613-vaporeon-copypasta--2
Don't ask if you don't want to know
SpectralSpider
Alolan
acuteavocado7
PcJunky
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
"Shiny Vaporeon isn't white..."
sparmek
Ditto all the fucking way
shankelstoff
Jolteon is much cooler. Fight me. Btw, I will only accept the first three eeveelutions.
TanktheAlmighty
This is exactly my issue with Gardevoir. One of my favorite pokemon, but I can't even say that wothout people assuming I'm into the weird shit...
Arjac
xerolf
WiiShaker
Ha ha. WTF, man?!
PcJunky
Perfect fit, lol
Oicurai
I may have laughed a little more than I wanted to at this.
Qualtagh
I feel the same about the idea of dressing up like an animal. I wanna cosplay a clouded leopard without it being a horny thing >:|
thatlamer
"Besides, Ninetales is way sexier."
Ironferrox
Ninetails can canonically transform into or at least create the illusion of being a human.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Stealing this reaction
acuteavocado7
i know right?? now torterra....
Holzter
Aw come on now, weepingbell is right there
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Found the one into vore
PorneliusHubertII
I like Jolteom because it's Japanese name is Thunder and when written in Katakana it's Sandasu or サンダース and my last name is also サンダース when written in katakana.
DannyJammy
I guess your last name is either sanders or it's thunders.
You decide which is cooler
PorneliusHubertII
Lol I wish.
bbchaz23
I fuck with Mr. Mime
Blastingassbandcamp
bbchaz23
The foot-jobs
acuteavocado7
big shoes...
HappyToast
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3N4NDg2anVicWwzaDdwcjV6bXJsNjBtbXQ2dmJvbzhvYnJvYTV6MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13PR67zViZjXi/200w.webp
intashu
I found Ash's mom.
420710SLF
Wtf? How is Pokémon related to sex? Damn that furry shit is so weird.
ProxyPlayerHD
welcome to the internet, clearly you're new here :)
darkninja2992
Well it doesn't help that in one game it was canon that some people in the past married pokemon because people saw pokemon as one and the same
KillingTlme
Blame tucker Carlson
Ivalicenyan
Where you been? Pokemon has been horny since the beginning
nanamonster
Wolfwod
There's also the pokemon leak with the typhlosion story in it.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
It started with this study:
420710SLF
Maybe the coming world war is justified.
theredjuggler
Some people look at bellsprout and see that dripping orifice...
DobbyOneKenobi
Don't Google the Pokemon leaks then and preserve your innocence.
SlyeFox
To be fair to that leak; First it originally had a mistranslation (it was supposed to be "maiden" not "young girl"), second is that it's just a 'find and replace' of a Japanese folk tale, not something made up for pokémon.
LtRooney
Trigger Warning: Tucker Carlson's incredibly punchable face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahpFDkhwIx0
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Why is this downvoted when every other link to the SAME video in this post has a decent score?
DannyJammy
Well you see.... "insert copy pasta here"
hickorybakedbeans
In TeRmS oF cOmPaTiBiLiTy
Cheerfulinsanity
Look I'm not googling it but it had something to do with some thread that argued vaporeon was the most anatomically fuckable pokemon given size and other stuff. Or something like that, you can delve into that minefield yourself if you really want to know
420710SLF
I do not.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Machamp. 4 arms…
TheTojo15
I just like machamps because they’re cool………
TheTojo15
Iykyk
ApplesdaKitty
for hugging, right?
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcDB3aWVyenFodjl3bmJjdGMzZDdzY205cjBlN2dpODJwcG55dmRrYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vXys9xqXhZufu/giphy.mp4
whatspaulplayingtoday
but that's just so he can pet 4 cats, right...?
Dstar99a
Never met the “elbowdeep” community we have. Quite a messed up group imo, but they seem to be protected, maybe even adored some people around here for reasons I can’t understand.
Z0op
All i know is that im missing some kind of context or inside joke with those posts, i dont mind ponies or anything, but i just dont get 99% of em, if they were meant to be funny memes…
So i just muted elbow, no offense, but i just dont get it
Dstar99a
Which elbow did you muted? The horse? The dragon? The furry? It’s not a single point of contact with the pony porn….
Qualtagh
they ran off the transphobes, best as I can tell. They get points for that.
Dstar99a
I'm not entirely sure that's what made that change, but I am welcome to evidence of thatIf they did, at what cost. Posting pony porn shouldn't be glorified on a site that (recently) has a strong anti-nudity stance.
Dreypen
Which technically used to full of 60 percent porn
Ironferrox
That was the point they realized the hypocracy in the anti nudity stance
When they realized that crotchtits don’t get banned while human female presenting nipples do
serpx
It wasn't furries that did it 😂 though they did run with it after.
funtimes72
Furries and people that are in to wanting to fuck pokemon might as well be the same thing. It's a disgusting association of sex and non-human animals.
serpx
Man you're going to hate when u find out the official pokemon lore.
funtimes72
Haven't had much experience with pokemon since playing red/blue and gold/silver as a kid, but if humans and pokemon having sex is official pokemon lore at this point, just means that there's disgusting people among the decision makers there too. Guess shouldn't be surprised with how many disgusting people are among the decision makers in hollywood, game development/cartoon development not exactly far off from that I suppose.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Incorrect. Stop making shit up. Most furries aren't into bestiality or pokephilia and there are non furries who are into those two things.
funtimes72
Yeah ok. And most people who beat off to anime and manga characters that look like kids aren't in to pedophilia too I bet.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I doubt he made anything up. I been a furry for a while (since late 90s) and i can tell you that just about the only place you'll find pokemon R34 pics will be on furry porn areas of the internet like e621. There's a big enough intersection between furries and pokemon porn that it's really difficult to seperate the two.
NSFWfrontpage2
Have you not been on the internet very long? There is a certain rule known as rule34 that basically states the internet can and will sexualize anything, no matter the intended audience.
FoamingToad
I wonder if there's rule 34 of the inanimate carbon rod from the Simpsons episode where...Paige, no!
nanamonster
NSFWfrontpage2
I just googled it and yes, there is rule34 of the inanimate carbon rod from the Simpsons involving Bart...
Youhavinagiraffe
Only for people who are overly online. For the small kids that make up the majority of the fan base and the adults who only played the games as kids none of this means anything. And I personally envy them because it's never made any sense and never been particularly funny
FoamingToad
The small kids... Let me describe something to you. Met up with a couple of friends on Sunday for the community day. One ended up in hospital getting her g as stapled together, the other needed scraping off the floor on multiple occasions
FoamingToad
And I can't post this on either of their feeds, but all I could think was, how did a game based on enslaving sentient animals and forcing them to fight get so violent?
Badprenup
SlyeFox
The average Pokémon fan age is in their mid twenties. It has been around a long time.
Youhavinagiraffe
I mean if you define average fan as someone who has played them all from the early generations then sure. Kinda begging the question to do that though
Badprenup
Uhhh... What? They're saying if you take the average age of people who *currently* enjoy Pokémon in some form (shows, games, cards, plushies/toys, or other media), that age is in the mid twenties. It isn't "begging the question" to do that, that's literally just how averages work.
The franchise is almost 30 years old and produces tons of stuff that appeals to adults (even if they aren't the primary audience), so of course a large portion of the current fanbase are adults.
Youhavinagiraffe
Do you have a source for the average pokemon fan age or is that a guess?