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Oct 7, 2017 7:19 PM
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#Quote #Experience #GoodStuff
Illbeoutinaminute
Good advice. Still not gonna follow it though
hugollum
#109 Keep a hat around to conceal unwanted boner.
RoxanneLaWin
He talks about secrets the way someone who'd killed their wife and buried her under the patio would.
silentjay01
#5 may have been true in his day but Now you let the other guy hit first so you can legally claim self defense.
naMretupmoC
i love all of these cept 16 My grandad kicked my ass at checkers then chess, and i respect the fuck out of him helping me get good nuf 2 win
MaxPower0404
Fucking rights! Especially own a rocking stereo system.
Z1ggyStardust
#25 but what happens if both of you are waiting for the other one to let go of the hug?
JARKB
#32 I always tell my parents i love them before leaving and before getting off the phone.
Trentski
“Abridged”
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
#32
limanoa
One advice was typed in bold.
IThurtswhenIP6
80th time this has been posted
hurrayforboobies
And if that don't work blame the blacks, mellenials, and the gays!
cdall
#5- very wrong. That's how you end up in cuffs or paying off medical bills. Should be learn to take a hit then end it quickly.
monkeymuffins
Yeah, that one's a bit... iffy.
sethlife
He forgot number 27.
rnorja
Only real achievement of this adviser is that he hasn't died. What a mentor.
jredfern301
Very nice
MightyChlorians
#50 took me a while to learn. I realized I was expecting things of people and life in general and was constantly disappointed or heartbroken
GentlemanBart
@LilaaK I was doing good until "Avoid Sarcasm".
HankCheckersTheWeirdoAtYourFrontDoor
No ragrets
shaaaaaaaaat
Instructions unclear, now I have a thumb in my butt
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Welp, the only to solve it is by shat yourself then.
lazyamerican
49. Etch it in your memory and learn how to do it. You catch so many more bees with honey than you do with vinegar.
ItsBelvie
"If you want to start a fight you better throw the first punch and make it a good one."
Hutchy01
#51 try to die young to avoid getting asked dumbass questions
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
I'm still waiting for my depression to be unbearable, until then FUCK YOU life! I'll keep on living just to spite you.
Hutchy01
That's how I make it through the day.
Mingusdingus
Sitting down at my computer thinking what people really want now is more unsolicited advice from old men
Mariel141
My 80-yr old grandfather's advice is as follows: "Never explain, never confess, never apologize." "You have to fuck your friends, (1)
Mariel141
... because you can't let your enemies get that close." "You can marry more money in five minutes than you can make in a lifetime." (2)
Mariel141
... "Never scratch your balls after cutting chili peppers." Truly, his wisdom will guide well. (3)
TemporaryUzername
Who is this guy? Do I know him? Why would anyone take his advice just because he's old? I know a lot of stupid old people.
suzkon
I don't think waving at random school buses is a good idea these days.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
We need dem pedobears and cheese pizza! It's good for hugging and a delicious meal.
suzkon
Geez, no idea what you just said, but it sounds waayyyy more fucked up than what I meant.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Maybe my sleep deprived gets the better of me.
StarfishSpencer
As a school bus driver, the kids don't notice. But i think it's nice.
suzkon
Sadly people expect the worst from people these days. Many parents would be concerned when seeing a man waving at random school buses.
Spaznetz
#7: "Never give up on anybody." #17: "Give people a second chance, but not a third." 80-year-old ain't the sharpest egg in the attic, is he?
zsevern
Hard love can help people. If a third chance is needed maybe your enabling.
shuuvin
Exactly what I came to point out
SuspiciousCharacter
Wait I thought you're supposed to put your eggs in the basement
pterodactylptime
basket*, just not all of them
JARKB
I thought Christmas was the holiday where we hide the eggs.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Did i miss a joke here?
realfakegamer
It's a malaohor, 2 metaphors in one, like I'll burn that bridge when I get to it, meaning when I get to a life goal I'll screw it in badly.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Now i get it. Thanks!
nothingtowritehomeabout
#11, sure, great advice, I'll take that one VERY seriously...
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Yeah, it's VEEEEEEERY easy to do it also. Eeeespecially in retail. SOOOOOOOOO right. *Rolls eyes to the back of the skull*
nothingtowritehomeabout
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Great fucking idea, genius
nothingtowritehomeabout
THAAAAANKS
sarcasticbear
Man. You guys are the Worst. I would Hate to hear more of this.
nothingtowritehomeabout