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LouisSlungpue
DobryPolak
stats
I was hoping it was cake.
shakiestrudel
Vwell there you go
delecti
Wouldn't the press just twist the blades in his hand, basically eviscerating his hand and forearm?
manicmalki
I was expecting cake.
Ratheegytiangod
I was hoping it was a piece of cake
Jaanzi
You forgot to coat your press with Mithril.
1978anrypancake
what type of cheese is that
AlienNippleAntennae
*Snikt snikt*
Gaahuund
Velköm tö the hytraylic press zännel
MoldyKumquat
Pretty well executed.
SaintCody
Claw marks on the table and everything
somethingsomethingusernamey
You say that, but some Frenchman has figured out a new way to guillotine someone.
HedonistBeard
Five inches at a time starting from the bottom?
Found the frog
PartVI
I can just hear that guy on YouTube. 'Holy fucking shit!'
OverMyDadBody
Thank you for whuttching and have a nice day!
Gr8tgOoglymoOgly
It's pronounced Hydroolic
Baron29
The sparks were a nice touch
Euclid11010
This is a ridiculous way to cut cake.
ObscureReferencing
I was hoping it would be cake
orangetre141
offbeatwes87
Absurdlylongusernamewithapunortwo
Everyone is always harassing Logan, keeping him from his passion for fine carpentry and wood turning.
ElGiver
That was so satisfying, I had to change my pants.
CirB
Dayum that mirror finish on the cuts..
thElusiveTrout
Should have cut through the table, no?
MatrimsCauffin
Whoa... that’s metal
hardcorecutey7
Adamantium
PW28
Heavy Metal
StarkRG
I expected it to be cake.
deblou
Same
Mxlespxles
https://youtu.be/_r7mWacAlvs
circutracer1511
Wolverines claws don’t make sense. He was injected with Adamantium. The claws wouldn’t just come out sharp. You can’t sharpen them after. >
pyr666
wolverine had claws already, the x project just coated them.
Yes, everyone is aware of that. Changes nothing I said.
Being indestructible doesn’t make them sharp. How would they be sharp enough to cut through thick metal? Also, indestructible doesn’t mean >
TheCovfefe
Exactly! While we're at it, what about quick silver?! He makes no sense, no one can run that fast, and if someone could they would be dead.
The one who makes the least sense, is Storm. You can control the weather because you’re a mutant? No, I don’t think so.
GirthBrookss
Buddy the point he is making is this shit is meant to be enjoyed not picked over with a fine tip comb by neck beards for scientific accuracy
Wolverine is strong enough to puncture and penetrate and cut the things he does. Furthermore, they’d get wedges in most things he cuts.
he is known to have mild super strength. sometimes explained by his healing allowing him to work at levels that would injure a normal person
He’s still not stronger than a top level power lifter, and that’s still not strong enough.
he can lift more than a ton, making him significantly stronger than the strongest IRL human.
*Wedged
Zaboom16
Love that I posted this yesterday and got 26 fucking points
hmsck
31. We didn’t see it yesterday. Sorry. I went back and gave you your due.
Thanks ahahha I was like wtf
HighlandViking
Gradwin
People keep saying its "shadow", but the entire room looks like its in perfect lighting. It doesnt look like ANY shadow i have ever seen.
wtf is going on with that double skin color lol
PlutoIX
v
SwagapagosTurtle
what are shadows
ThaWhiteRanger
Shadows are magnets
but how do they work?
Keairan
Ask the mormons, I bet they know.
comic book shading.
ghostanom
light from the lamp, darker skin is shadow
That is on of the the worst shadow animations i have ever seen in my 36 years on this earth.
RhinoNaut
I suspect trickery was involved. But still, well done.
LifeIsBetterWithTacos
no shit Sherlock
FlyingButtPliers
I was thinking beryllium
CheeseB0t
People don't lie on the internet do they?
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Trickery? He even left claw marks on the table. This shit is the real deal.
riggeroo
Zero trickery. Wolverine kindly let them film him.
Don't be rude. His name is Logan.
ColoradoGirrl
If you want to get really specific Wolverine’s real name is James Howlett.
Cousinkyle
You know, even if wolverines claws can cut metal there’s no way he’s have the strength to push the claws through metal
fiej
Actually he is also very stronk, so i see no problem here.. check his strenght level from marvel database
Eranju
enchanced yaddayaddayadda
DefinitelyNotCrazy
The hydraulic pressed helped with the pushing.
EchoWhiskyBravo
Tell that to sentinels.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
In this gif he does.
LOLOLOOLOL
You must be fun at parties
What are parties?
The theory is that they are so sharp that they cut it without much effort, much like a sharp knife can easier cut
DoLooP
Please, no. Don't try to explain, just believe.
the sexual tension between you and your monster energy drink.
Prunebane
Hah, nice yoink there-- wait, you're the same guy
IceWeaselX
(1/2) That's actually how it's presented in comics and movies, which makes you wonder why the press had to ramp up the pressure for the
(2/2) initial cut. It also begs the question of how he climbs walls with his claws as pitons when those rules mean he'd cut, not stick.
make the blades parallel to the ground.
SecondTomorrow
It's also confusing how the press applied pressure since the claws have blades on both sides.
Most portrayals are single-edged. Backhand slashes rely on the tips raking the target.
faultysage
Placing the claws at an angle so most of the pressure of gravity is applied to the broad side.
That’s what I was getting at.
LouisSlungpue
DobryPolak
stats
I was hoping it was cake.
shakiestrudel
Vwell there you go
delecti
Wouldn't the press just twist the blades in his hand, basically eviscerating his hand and forearm?
manicmalki
I was expecting cake.
Ratheegytiangod
I was hoping it was a piece of cake
Jaanzi
You forgot to coat your press with Mithril.
1978anrypancake
what type of cheese is that
AlienNippleAntennae
*Snikt snikt*
Gaahuund
Velköm tö the hytraylic press zännel
MoldyKumquat
Pretty well executed.
SaintCody
Claw marks on the table and everything
somethingsomethingusernamey
You say that, but some Frenchman has figured out a new way to guillotine someone.
HedonistBeard
Five inches at a time starting from the bottom?
somethingsomethingusernamey
Found the frog
PartVI
I can just hear that guy on YouTube. 'Holy fucking shit!'
OverMyDadBody
Thank you for whuttching and have a nice day!
Gr8tgOoglymoOgly
It's pronounced Hydroolic
Baron29
The sparks were a nice touch
Euclid11010
This is a ridiculous way to cut cake.
ObscureReferencing
I was hoping it would be cake
orangetre141
offbeatwes87
Absurdlylongusernamewithapunortwo
Everyone is always harassing Logan, keeping him from his passion for fine carpentry and wood turning.
ElGiver
That was so satisfying, I had to change my pants.
CirB
Dayum that mirror finish on the cuts..
thElusiveTrout
Should have cut through the table, no?
MatrimsCauffin
Whoa... that’s metal
hardcorecutey7
Adamantium
PW28
Heavy Metal
StarkRG
I expected it to be cake.
deblou
Same
Mxlespxles
https://youtu.be/_r7mWacAlvs
circutracer1511
Wolverines claws don’t make sense. He was injected with Adamantium. The claws wouldn’t just come out sharp. You can’t sharpen them after. >
pyr666
wolverine had claws already, the x project just coated them.
circutracer1511
Yes, everyone is aware of that. Changes nothing I said.
circutracer1511
Being indestructible doesn’t make them sharp. How would they be sharp enough to cut through thick metal? Also, indestructible doesn’t mean >
TheCovfefe
Exactly! While we're at it, what about quick silver?! He makes no sense, no one can run that fast, and if someone could they would be dead.
circutracer1511
The one who makes the least sense, is Storm. You can control the weather because you’re a mutant? No, I don’t think so.
GirthBrookss
Buddy the point he is making is this shit is meant to be enjoyed not picked over with a fine tip comb by neck beards for scientific accuracy
circutracer1511
Wolverine is strong enough to puncture and penetrate and cut the things he does. Furthermore, they’d get wedges in most things he cuts.
pyr666
he is known to have mild super strength. sometimes explained by his healing allowing him to work at levels that would injure a normal person
circutracer1511
He’s still not stronger than a top level power lifter, and that’s still not strong enough.
pyr666
he can lift more than a ton, making him significantly stronger than the strongest IRL human.
circutracer1511
*Wedged
Zaboom16
Love that I posted this yesterday and got 26 fucking points
hmsck
31. We didn’t see it yesterday. Sorry. I went back and gave you your due.
Zaboom16
Thanks ahahha I was like wtf
HighlandViking
Gradwin
People keep saying its "shadow", but the entire room looks like its in perfect lighting. It doesnt look like ANY shadow i have ever seen.
Gradwin
wtf is going on with that double skin color lol
PlutoIX
SwagapagosTurtle
what are shadows
ThaWhiteRanger
Shadows are magnets
SwagapagosTurtle
but how do they work?
Keairan
Ask the mormons, I bet they know.
pyr666
comic book shading.
ghostanom
light from the lamp, darker skin is shadow
Gradwin
That is on of the the worst shadow animations i have ever seen in my 36 years on this earth.
RhinoNaut
I suspect trickery was involved. But still, well done.
LifeIsBetterWithTacos
FlyingButtPliers
I was thinking beryllium
CheeseB0t
People don't lie on the internet do they?
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Trickery? He even left claw marks on the table. This shit is the real deal.
riggeroo
Zero trickery. Wolverine kindly let them film him.
ThaWhiteRanger
Don't be rude. His name is Logan.
ColoradoGirrl
If you want to get really specific Wolverine’s real name is James Howlett.
Cousinkyle
You know, even if wolverines claws can cut metal there’s no way he’s have the strength to push the claws through metal
fiej
Actually he is also very stronk, so i see no problem here.. check his strenght level from marvel database
Eranju
enchanced yaddayaddayadda
DefinitelyNotCrazy
The hydraulic pressed helped with the pushing.
EchoWhiskyBravo
Tell that to sentinels.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
In this gif he does.
LOLOLOOLOL
You must be fun at parties
Cousinkyle
What are parties?
HedonistBeard
The theory is that they are so sharp that they cut it without much effort, much like a sharp knife can easier cut
DoLooP
Please, no. Don't try to explain, just believe.
HedonistBeard
the sexual tension between you and your monster energy drink.
Prunebane
Hah, nice yoink there-- wait, you're the same guy
IceWeaselX
(1/2) That's actually how it's presented in comics and movies, which makes you wonder why the press had to ramp up the pressure for the
IceWeaselX
(2/2) initial cut. It also begs the question of how he climbs walls with his claws as pitons when those rules mean he'd cut, not stick.
pyr666
make the blades parallel to the ground.
SecondTomorrow
It's also confusing how the press applied pressure since the claws have blades on both sides.
IceWeaselX
Most portrayals are single-edged. Backhand slashes rely on the tips raking the target.
faultysage
Placing the claws at an angle so most of the pressure of gravity is applied to the broad side.
Cousinkyle
That’s what I was getting at.