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I don't know how they opened the car door.
May 3, 2017 7:58 AM
Gladius82
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372
I don't know how they opened the car door.
bradthegeek
OP is a smeghead.
conndorrrrr
*confused face* with a sheep and a cow?
tcdriver
Used a whole bog roll in one day
WhyDontICare
Surely you only need 3 sheets? One to wipe up, one to wipe down and the last one to polish.
KrisL187
It's cold outside. There's no kind of atmosphere.
garethGod
I'm all alone, more or less
FoxGodRecords
"Step up to Red Alert!" "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
AzzMort
boys from the dwarf ./.....
SpiceSlag
Look what they've given me for dinner, a pea, on toast.
disruptivedecimal
I earned that pea,it was my pea
BangBangLuckyLuke
Am I pleased to see Red Dwarf on Imgur?
v
HowardMoonsHotpants
Was expecting 'double polaroid' pleased. http://imgur.com/S3F1Z6t
TheMightyElk
Imgur needs a red dwarf day.. Maybe red dwarf Monday? Idk
rocketturttle
Good post smeg head
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/hErZe8v
GummyGopher
My favourite show of all time on imgur? Mind blowing
SneakySquidd
Red Dwarf is the best
PervyGhandi
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rimmeryouaresuchasmeghead
I'm relevant! Smeg
WrongUn
What a shmeeeeeeee-
thatdarnjoe
Just call me Dave chinzano Bianco Lister
RedDwarfIV
I've watched him play this game all night long, and he ain't never lost a ball down one of those holes!
thatdarnjoe
So what is it?
Kaldilor
Pool God, King of the Cues, Prince of the Planet Potters!
Rodltwo
A White hole...What is it?!
Kaldilor
I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
ChloeRed
"A white hole?" "A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it"
Rodltwo
"So, that thing's spewing time...[puts on hat] ... back into the Universe?"
ChloeRed
Precisely, that's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena onboard.
WhyDontICare
A white hole...what is it?
Kaldilor
So, that thing's spewing time... back into the universe?
JudgeMentaI
oh, somebody punch him out
Rodltwo
Only joking!
Spearka
ERMAGERD CREG CHERLZ
RedDwarfIV
THE MASTER OF MAYHEM
JudgeMentaI
always upvote the boys from the dwarf
KingBanana8008
I didn't come here looking for trouble, I just came to do the Red Dwarf shuffle
roselovescheese
Thank god red dwarf finally made it to the front page
brizzer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim,and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer
dalekhead
Defo gonna be singing this all day now
Dayjo
You smeg head. This will now be stuck in my head all day!
Dayjo
Wait! "You can make me tongue tied (tongue tied), tied tongue " etc
xtsnx
ah man, both classic annoying ear worms haha :D
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Yeah he'll never need a zimmer, BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!!
brizzer
He's Arnold,Rimmer More reliable than a garden strimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
brizzer
Master of the wit and the repartee. His command of space directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
brizzer
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner.
brizzer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. No rhymes left now apart from quimmer.
brizzer
We hope they fade us out before we get to "schlimmer". Fade out you stupid blimmer! Rimmer is no smeg head!!!!
ItsCandleJack
Dave Fucking Lister.
jnet1985
That's Mr. Dave Fucking Lister Sir!
martianmartini4
Smeging**
upsidedownyhead
Smegging*
thisistheusernameiwaslookingfor
Everybody's dead dave
SpinyUK
Dave dead, everybody is.
natachan
What about Kochanski?
Bigcurly2000
Who is?
Psymon100
Dave, everybody's dead. Dead. Dave. Everybody. Everybody's dead. Dave.
jesusisherelookbusy
FISH!
motophiliac
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal!
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I will.
FourFiveFire
Fish!
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal!
Crabsforeveryone
FISH!
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal!
jesusisherelookbusy
FISH!
cinemeasctha
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Cat is the best!
WarfritLive
I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice
IAmMonkeyGirl
What a team! Let's go, team. Meeooowww!
SirsMadeline
Fish!
judgingyou
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
cinemeasctha
Fish
RedDwarfIV
Tonight's meal is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Beamisx
Fish!
IAmMonkeyGirl
Tonight's meal is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
SirsMadeline
Fish!
dipstickjavelin
I been fished to death!
TerriMessy
Ashamed that I can tell you the season this took place but forgot the punchline. Such a smeg head.
goodisunpopular
Seems like Season 1, most of the episodes showing Lister's bunk were very early.
TerriMessy
Yup, season 2 looked like this as well but I'm fairly certain it's 1.
Smurfopotamus
It's season 2, the commentary mentions that they added the inflatable banana and things to add color to the set. It was very grey before.
TerriMessy
Welp, looks like it's time for me to rewatch all of Red Dwarf again. Thanks, that was an interesting tidbit.
SirsMadeline
Over the years i've come to regard you all as... people i've met.
Revdrgrace
What a line
Spinaldeath5000
Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast.
KingBanana8008
If you need me I'll be in my quarters... covered in maple syrup
ItsCandleJack
What a guy.
PwnageHobo
Stoke me a clipper. I'll be back for Christmas.
IAmMonkeyGirl
+1, I came to add that one!
Psymon100
And maybe later, some sex
PastaHai
ACE RIMMER!
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
yougottatreatyoself
Your time to shine!
DoktorLurker
"Wait a minute! How did they open the car door?"
BarryAllensSole
http://imgur.com/iZcUNxH
TemporaryUzername
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfnWpV4i7E
rorest
They were being worn by people. Someone wore them to drive, and they hit the gas but couldn't steer.
Foxhack
It was a Jeep or a convertible.
KaliKalikalikalikali
It was a convertible and they jumped in.
liliantbn
The door was open, the key was in the ignition and started the driver was about to close the door when they kicked his head and kicked m out
Cereaza
How did they start the car?
Pokoko333
LeoDicaprioOpeningHisLamboTheWolfOfWallStreet.gif
BarryAllensSole
http://imgur.com/iZcUNxH
CaptainDPooly
What a guy.
MrDrWatson
https://media.giphy.com/media/6g8XtfomGPqjS/giphy.gif
Baroonz
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON ON THIS EARTH RN
AMisterShoe
I heard he pulled his groin doing that.
Burke616
You'd think he could get someone else to pull it for him.
GrapefruitJesus
They kicked it down, duh.
ChanningTastum
foot gate in the trunk
btimup
busdriverdan
With a gun.
duckhostage
With their tongues.
DoktorLurker
Good answer!
battlecoat
Kicked in the window
tehzpoon
Bingo.
xtsnx
and thats why i love this show, such a long drawn out story for a silly punch line and rimmer still missed it :D
Memelord718
What show?! I wanna see this!
xtsnx
#
xtsnx
Red dwarf, you wont be dissapointed :)
Nuhfinator
Here, have a dot.
Thalarctos
What is this, some crap Disney XD show?
Abomb2933andstuff
Get the fuck out.
Hungrypiemonger
see you in oblivion, lol
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
The show's called Red Dwarf, made by BBC
Thalarctos
Thanks for having one of the only civilized replies here. I hope this subset of Red Dwarf fans isn't representative of the whole.
JFizDaWiz
Get fukt
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Thalarctos
No.
BZM007
How dare you
Crawley
Smeghead.
SomewhatEarthBoundMisfit
Redandpurpleunicorns
This is the best use of this gif I have ever seen!
SomewhatEarthBoundMisfit
Red Dwarf had some of the greatest insults I've ever heard, full stop. Any of them would have been appropriate here.
Vectorman2
Probably on right after iCarly and before Doctor What!
Thalarctos
Hehehe, Doctor What The Shit Am I Watching?
Vectorman2
Apparently just some smug jackass in a bowtie talking about timey slimey wimey shit like he is 3 motherfucking years old!
ScammyMcScammer
Cos he's a smeg head
JFizDaWiz
A smeeeeee, he's a smeeeeeeee
LionheartAce
TheUnapologeticCanadian
I can just hear Lister saying, "Burma".
SirsMadeline
Read the whole thing in his voice, lol!
Psymon100
Like FeeeeGeeeee
browsib
Beeeerrrrrrrrmuh
fishjoystick
Show me the way to go home!
PwnageHobo
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed!
jesusisherelookbusy
I had a little drink about an hour ago, to celebrate Rimmer's death.
CommanderPotato
I had a little drink about an hour a go, and it's going straight to my head!
IamDRINKINGaYUENGLING
Wherever I may roam
PwnageHobo
*I had a little drink about an hour ago, to celebrate Rimmer's death!
PwnageHobo
https://youtu.be/DeRVUjl9TWY?t=2m15s