LightlyInsane
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You gotta fight for your right to party!
Remember, the Beastie boys fought for this kind of stuff.
Mar 1, 2018 10:15 PM
LightlyInsane
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Remember, the Beastie boys fought for this kind of stuff.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
Nice. A noise complaint and maybe minor in possession just turned into obstruction and maybe resisting. Good job guys.
shadokastur0776
I can't stand it but I know they planned it
floonargh
Fuck. That shadow? Batman.
artasincc
Modern day Renaissance painting
njomida829
Heeeeeres Johnny!!
DiscoPhysicist
The host
JudgementalChair
As someone whose been in this exact situation, it does not end well at all
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
The fingers in the door frame are cringing me out
TitanThree
NorthernBud
Somebody Narced.
microman55
if they dont have a warrant they have no right to enter.
willi828
Looks like its way beyond a warrant. Im sure they had probable cause.
mailismagic
If the swine had probable cause, let them go to a judge & get a warrant to enter. "...no warrants will issue, except upon probable cause..."
TonyMac711
The dog shadow is easily my favorite part of this
AlmiraUnicornFarts
I went looking through the comments just for this comment! You rock!
Cpeeds727
blackbenetavo
The whole Hodor thing may still be the most disturbing character story I've read.
Cpeeds727
Agreed
AManWhoWasntThere
But it will hurt some hands!!! I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS!!
geekstergifs
Demons and cops both need to ask permission to enter your house. When ya do, boy look out shit gonna get a whole lot worse.
pokerwright
I love the police but unless I see a warrant, I’m slamming that door shut too.
sevenfortyseven
Dont open the fucking door in the first place. Literally laughed at a cop through a glass door, and yelled cops while dipping out the side.
Syrpynt
That one friend who slips out the back and texts when they are back at their place.
Alavar
I'm sitting here in tears laughing cause I jumped out a second story window doing just this and it's bringing back memories hahahaha
2TheGrave
U know there's a ton of people running like hell from this, the back of the house must have looked like an Olympic sprinting competition
PopeHerman
This party don't stop for no city police! WE ONLY STOP FOR THE STATE POLICE!
DukeDarkwood
"When the governor gets here, call me."
xKaliban
Damn right! The Beastie Boys didn't die for nothing!
Foopfoop
Anyone know the story on this?
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
They were partying and someone called the cops. In the pic you can see them trying to keep the cops out of the party
pancreas
why would they invite the cops, and then try to keep them out?
Owlberightback
It was a rebellion. Everyone heard the “fake news” of a race war on our doorstep. Between that and being on the verge of world war 3...
Owlberightback
...no one could have guess it would have been a war of the ages, literally. History has always followed tradition of authority with the
Owlberightback
...young at the bottom of the totem pole. But the generations became tired when their elders became corrupt, injustice fell down the slopes
Owlberightback
and left the kin to the result. But a force is bound does not fizzle away, so does a voice muffled, screams loud. This, was the final battle
Owlberightback
...and OP screwed it up by sucking dick upstairs.
facetofacetoilets
Poor finger placement. Rookie mistake.
NoTalentTech
Just break through the glass window on the door
corbynDallas
Campus police prolly
dwood1776
Good finger placement. Assaulting a police officer = felony
ForgotMyOtherAcct
I mean, if your goal as a police officer is just to arrest people, full stop, you should never have become a police officer.
Snooj
"They call me stumpy but I did end up sending one drunken teen to jail so a lifetime of hell was worth it."
facetofacetoilets
Tactics.
Steven054
Ruin their lives over a bruised finger! That's why everyone loves the police!
kruttlapp
This. I was working security and a bratty 17 year old girl throwing a party in an apt building downtown was mm from chopping my fingers off1
kruttlapp
And it was the third time I was there, having been super nice. She slammed it super hard. Still can't believe I got my fingers out in time2
kruttlapp
Went in the basement, shut off electricity to the apartment, locked the electricity box with a fat padlock and bailed. Fuck em'
Tornadotaco
Dude you know that turned into an awesome orgy in the dark
GyroPunk
It's hillarious that that song was meant to make fun of party culture and instead got adopted by it
victell
The whole album was a satire of bros made by a punk band.
thecolonels
Here it is on a picture as a joke. Not quite adopted by party culture. This is mocking it.
GyroPunk
I'm not talking about the picture specifically but what happened with the song and the BB's very own position on the song
LurkyMcLurker
Don't party open inside
DPHENS
Looks like sabotage.
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Listen all y'all
JokeDestroyer
*hearing police knocking on my door* So what'cha what'cha what'cha want?
AvgWhiteShark
Iiiiiiiii can't stand it. I know you planned it.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
But I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate!
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
That song was intended to make fun of that mentality, was it not? Fun song either way.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Na I think it was heartfelt. They were rebels and barely adults. This was the NWA anthem for white guys growin up without real problems lol.
Sonicdahedgie
Not only did they admit it was parody, remember that it was made by guys in their late 20s.
Conkker82
It really was ment to make fun of that mentality though...
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Yes and yes
gotchasucka
Hey fellow kids, we're just here for a couple marijuanas, that's all!
drinkALLthemilk
stevebuscemi.gif
UncleBuckFutter
HEXADECIMAL
I'm confused, police can enter a house without a warrant or authorization...why? Because of noise???
gotchasucka
They probably heard someone screaming for help ;)
dragonfliesfantasize
Someone might have accidentally invited them in. They're like vampires. Very crafty
Muttons1337
Or if there's something in their immediate view when standing at the doorway.... Fuhgettaboutit
dragonfliesfantasize
Very true. Especially if some one drunkenly leaves it wide open
thesplashingblumpkins
they might be in luck. bottom left girl only took all the other drugs
Avadevinelover
All fun and games till your charged with obstruction and assault for the cops fingers when the door shuts on them
rodrigosanchez
ain't got no warrent, not allowed in.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Ways and Means act 1992 - there's always a way
IKnowYouHateMeYes
They can enter if they believe a crime is being committed, such as drug use and/or underage drinking.
DrKriegersClone
I don't think it's quite that simple. There are plenty of houses and apartments that everybody knows drugs are being dealt out of, but 1/
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
If they have enough to believe underage people are drinking, it justifies the mindset of person within being at risk. Which gives you the
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
power to force entry.
DrKriegersClone
US law, maybe. They're a little nuts about underage drinking. But UK-derived common law doesn't include noise complaints about parties as 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ they can't prove it to get a warrant. If it was just "we believe the high visitor traffic at all hours indicates drug use" they'd just
DrKriegersClone
3/ raid the property on the basis of believing crimes are underway.
dragonfliesfantasize
lovethepool
I was looking for someone else to have focused on that
versperfox
"NO"
LightlyInsane
"HOLD THE LINE!!!"
sushidave
Why yes, it almost appears as if... ewwwwww. Gross man, your gross.
dastrok
What’s gross
sushidave
I appeared that you were juxtaposing the picture of the lady shouting with a image of... ewwwww
MuddyMax
Do you know the definition of juxtapose?
sushidave
Um yeah. It’s like um, well you take one thing and then... mumble, mumble..trailing off
iCantBelieveImNotLurking
Oh this will not end well
LooseyGooseyBrett
Especially with no warrant
Quizz25S
coughresistingarrestcough
newsguycraigevans
Serpico knows what you're talking about
FawkesPorter
I dunno, they're all white...
Ryanator50
white guy here: we get shot by cops too. Just mostly in Canada.
FawkesPorter
White Canadian here: no
Ryanator50
are you from Ontario?
FawkesPorter
Originally yes
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
They’re gonna end up in the back seat of cruiser. Their parents PT cruiser. It will be a long ride to prep school
dragonfliesfantasize
LOL my thoughts as well
Spacier
Talligan
Its the white guy's starbucks cup that makes it
nickolai252
They’re White. They’ll be okay.
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Yep, they’ll live.
SubzeroAK
Depends on which side you're rooting for.
Ochetellusglaber
#teamcops
Treybetrey
sleeek
Fuckin brutal
MrSnowy
They obviously havent heard of the power of FLEX TAPE!
PsychicSpider
I sAwEd ThIs BoAt In HaLf!
Rorlax
THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
SquirtleSquad420
The just gotta delay them long enough to flush the drugs.
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Technically they're not supposed to forcefully enter someone's home no? Warrant is needed I believe.
NightfallEverdark
There can exist exigent circumstances where we can enter without a warrant. Generally it has to be a felony though. Some misdemeanors too.
iwearlittlesocks
I see you got all of your legal knowledge from that half an episode of law and order you caught during thanksgiving
degenerateace
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Only the most reputable sources!
youresorttorepostingcomments
Exigent circumstances
manslut
Probable cause.
TobascoPanda
They can enter the house without a warrant if they can show good cause.
JudgementalChair
Any police officer will smell marijuana in this situation. That's probable cause to enter
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
He's right tho
WhyDontYouMakeMe
A noise violation isn't crime enough to enter a house, but ignoring verbal warnings could be disturbing the peace
CraftedLine
Which they abuse. I was pulled out of my apartment and handcuffed, I called the police because someone kicked my door in.
Beardojon
Nope
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Yes, they can
pilotperson
If they suspect illegal activity or someone in distress, of course they can.
poscduke
If they have probable cause to believe a crime is being commited
CraftedLine
Sometimes they're wrong. In those cases nothing happens to the officers so they continue to break the law.
TheFeralDog
Such as underage drinking
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Tell you what, stand naked in your front window for an hour and tell me how that works out...
HeavenBacon
I do this for all Uber Eats. *texting from illegal prison cell phone
OliverMcDairyQueen
It works out great because you’re in the privacy of your home b
Talligan
theshakashow
Dammit. You can have your upvote
Casparrr
I live across the road from a school, probably won't go well.
feeltheice
you'll be fine. You have a reasonable expectation of privacy inside your home.
0I230
Do it and update us in, what, 25-life(?) years!
Myowngrampa
Is this allowed? I do this accidentally often
bpetersen
"accidentally"
Myowngrampa
;)
ticklefartmagoo
Jokes on you already naked
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Perhaps the joke is actually on whoever is walking by your house?
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Don't tempt me now
ThisIsCanadaWinterIsAlwaysComing
I sang this in my bed to don't stop me now
EatsBees
Do it.
theslowestsloth
*wishpering in the ear "Stand naked at the window"
Elunar
*whispering in the ear* it's free real estate
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Beardojon
No that person can be charged with a crime, but the cops can't force there way in without a warrant.
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Okay, let's say you are stabbing a baby in the front window. Still think the cops need a warrant to come in?
Beardojon
I'm pretty sure I already said any violent crime against somebody is an exception because the victim is letting them in.
Beardojon
I've been talking any drugs and underage parties.
OmegaZen
if a cop is called and tries to tell you to stop what youre doing and you refuse, they don't need a warrant to arrest you.
IronRod
So you mean if you murder someone you can't run into your house and stay there?
Beardojon
No. They can't just enter your house. They can charge you later.
OmegaZen
Lmao no. If they are actively trying to arrest you and you resist by RUNNING or CLOSING THE DOOR on them, they can, and WILL, enter.
Beardojon
Yeah, if they were detaining you and you ran away. But if they see something through the window they can't just enter.
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LuftMeister
Everyoneinthisroomisnowdumberforhaviglistenedtoyou.jpeg
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I'm sad when someone says something dumb and doesn't have the junk to withstand some downvotes.
0I230
What stupidity was said? Asking for a friend.
ShamanShacker
Niceeee burn
bruiserdog
Good one.
gogogadgetharikari
Not if they see say a bong or beer bottles in the house when you opened the door to talk to them.
chewybrian
beer bottles?
Uzernaime
Not needed, E.g. cops saw a guy doing illegal drugs on the porch of that house, they can walk in without and it will most likely hold up
Beardojon
No, they can't walk in or force their way in without a warrant. They can charge and arrest them later.
imsorryicantdecidemyusername
Yea...that's not true
CaptaineObvious
They can do a protective sweep and detain everyone inside pending getting a search warrant, so it's partially true
feeltheice
Unless they can clearly identify it no. How do you know they are shooting up or taking insulin?
completelyordinary
I don't think insulin is usually snorted.
Uzernaime
Ya, cuz cops get no training on drug identification. :/
feeltheice
Please cops mistook donut frosting for drugs. Kept the dude in prison for weeks.
IwishIwereKeithDavid
Or "smelled marijuana"
thesoupoftheday
In Wisconsin they need to send off for the dog.
Jusmar
Cops smelled weed? Isn't inhalation of marijuana illegal?!
DarkZalgo
Depends on the state. In AZ even though recreational marijuana is illegal, the stench of weed isn't probable cause any more.
Frostycopper
In most cases, you need a warrant, unless there are circumstances in which you think it'll be gone by the time you get a warrant.