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Slava Ukraїni!
Nov 2, 2022 8:39 AM
vladrichdemaclant
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Slava Ukraїni!
Titilve74
Looks like a conscript who doesn't want to go to the front... ??
ShieldAnvil1
Do it! - Do what? - IT! - What is it? - NOW! - What? - IDIOT! - I guess....
JuiceJive
This is just the Russian version of this video: https://youtu.be/YNYLVmhrE1g
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I feel like that man is either pretending to be mentally unsound, or actually is.
Velglarn
Slava Ukraini!!
DudelyVanhorn
its almost like drafting people who do not want to fight is a bad idea...
billyrayvirus
Maybe he doesn't speak Russian.
sunnydayingermany
McNamara’s morons and the "war on poverty"
FischersFritzX
Yep, had a coworker who was serving in the east german army (back in the cold war). One day, when the border patrol looked for new 1/3
FischersFritzX
Looked for new recruits*
FischersFritzX
He purposely missed every shot on a shooting test so he wouldn't be ordered to go to the border to shoot those who wanted to flee into 2/3
FischersFritzX
West-Germany 3/3
landran
I for one am comfortable with this level of incompetence from the Russian army
AlltheSarcasm87
They both probably gonna be killed in the name of tzar pooty before the end of the year...
Gvilain
Actually what he said is even worse "Are you stupid" is actually "Pull (tug) your d*ck, bl**t"
SlickWithaLimerick
mistermixelpix
Reminder that "conscript" means no real training. Russians are just being rounded up and sent into the warzone. That's why.
SamuthNBS
Russian officers use rape and starvation to control their conscripts, this seems to gentle. He didn't even hit him.
Tomigami
Screaming at someone until they learn how to fire a weapon is a great way to ensure you're their first successful target
Pentjotal
Well, its pretty much the 1st thing they told us. Dont scream in anger at someone your teaching how to fire live ammunition.
KarlderMarder
to be fair, I've seen far worser videos of US soldieser doing stupid stuff
KeithTheL00N
soldieser :)
PoonieUK
It’s a shame American school shooters aren’t this stupid.
maybeamarecan
when putin is thrown off the top of the kremlin, he won't go *splat*... but more like *blyat*.
RhinoNaut
That's a bit much to hope for. He has a decent chance of keeping this new cold war going until he dies alone and hated like Stalin.
HommeDeFeu
Pffffttttt ... I chuckled+1
DrKriegersClone
The only way he's going to get overthrown is if it's by someone even worse for the west's purposes, whose beef with him isn't what he's 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ doing, but rather how unsuccessfully it's being done.
28dayslaterwasawarning
I suspect vodka may play a part
Razeltirias
He is a very angry considering the other guy has the gun
NekoKamiGuru
Ironically these are the least harmful , the Wagner Group , the PMC contractors Putin hired is recruiting murderers and rapists from prisons
ilsalta
Thank you for the reminder of my childhood.
0ldGregg
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER DONE/BEEN SHOWN BEFORE? IDIOT!" /s. Also, fuck Putin.
EaNasirIsABastard
Well that's kind of the point of the design, you can't pull back the bolt because the safety physically stops you, the idea being if you >
EaNasirIsABastard
pull back the bolt you will see there is something in the way and then remove it. Assuming his training didn't >
EaNasirIsABastard
start at the start of the video, yes he might be an idiot.
manulofdoom
Being born in russia, this hits rather close to home. Also, fuck putin with a samovar!
Subsound
I have family from the area and that kind of sums up their attitude to learning perfectly lol
Fedotia
Classic in my country for guys who REALLY dont wanna go through the mandatory military service. This guy will be cleaning toilets, alive.
RespiratoryRandy
What are the odds he's doing that to not be put on the front lines?
ReverseSyzygy
I feel this might be WHY he gets put on the front line
BigSwede7403
I'd say it's about 40/40/10 that it is either that, he never handled a gun in his life 30 minutes ago, he has cognitive problems.
AlltheSarcasm87
40+40=80+10=90. So another 10 for he's scared and panicking cuz someone is gonna kill him soon, probably the instructor.
TinyLiehon
As a math teacher, please don't write math like that. 40+40 does not equal 80+10. I know what you mean but please don't. It hurts my soul.
BeingABotIsRad
Soul + pain = TinyLiehon
TinyLiehon
Do what you want cause being a bot is just rad. You are a bo-ot! Yoho, jiggydi-hee being a bot is all there's to be.
timxedge
The most efficient way to learn a new task is to induce a ton of stress
AtsaMattaForMe
0callmejosie0
Oh my god ??
RetroSicotte
This is the image of the entire war for me. It cracks me up every time.
MapleSyrupMafia
They found the locations of some Russian soldiers using fake "hot women" accounts...
niceguysfinishintheass
American Soliders in basic training have this issue as well. Not being familiar with weapons of war is certainly okay
TacticoolWolf
A lot of Americans already own or have used the rifles before army training on them..
HenryGant
Don't American soldiers have access to weapons of war at Walmart?
FallingStar7669
The safety switch, sure; fine. But he's told to fire the gun so he .... removes the magazine?
UnknownParticipant67
Maybe he was trying to terminate it's employment as a method of killing people.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
The guy was basically bullied into incompetence so what do you expect? Says a lot about their training methods, which is great BTW
bluemyles
Just got the various processes and steps out order while being put under unnecessary stress by someone who's meant to be teaching him.
tghood
don't the military do the dont sleep for 2 days and on the 3rd day do basic training things. Brain is mush at that point.
PhilKenSebban
Australian Army, not when it comes to range days. If its the recruit's first time with the rifle, you dont want a brain dead dude.
PhilKenSebban
Even when I went through recruits on the first range day, all the yelling stopped, instructors just spoke to you, made it calmer.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
I mean, I get the feeling that it is distinctly possible this particular individual is not motivated to go kill, rape, and pillage.
literallymike
The Reluctant Orc... a Tolkien tale we were never told.
NekoKamiGuru
Read "Unseen Academicals" by Sir Terry Pratchett
Belisaurius1
That sounds like something out of a japanese Light Novel.
Fedotia
Classic in my country for guys who REALLY dont wanna go through the mandatory military service. This guy will be cleaning toilets, alive.
Kralizac
I dunno, I kill, rape, and pillage all I want. The amount I want just happens to be zero.
CaptSchmidtGaming
now think about all the gravy seals we have who are just nutting them selves in jealousy over what their russian brothers get to do.
KristopherGlass
I seem to be perfectly excited to kill, rape and pillage....my own success, happiness and future endeavors :)
drinkthederpentine
Lmao
CaptSchmidtGaming
allowing him self to get yelled at and humiliated and possibly jailed for "stupidity" makes him quite the warrior
nailpounder
not trained at all, yelling is not training. yelling louder doesn't help, even if you speak the same language. Perhaps too much Vodka
Snooj
He looks elderly.
AntiProtonBoy
Also, shit training.
bongmitzfah94
May be motivated to turn that gun on fellow superiors who forced him to be there
choicebutts2
I think he's trying to be re-assigned to the motor pool back on base.
DotcoreJetkill
Ah, yes, my favourite training method: scream at them for not knowing something instead of teaching them. Worked wonders for me! /s
Really241
Wait so it's a "no" to shooting them in the head?
Kafna
Ahh.. basic training all over again.
rockuhard
Exactly. In bootcamp for the Marines, it's not like we had an entire week called "grass week" where we learn about our weapon /s
ojisama
Oh you poor marines with your grass weapons :(
painstream
Made them good against rocks and water, at least!
AlwaysUpvoteChickens
OmnipotentBeing
Later, that night......
ballsoutflyer
"HIIIII JOKERRR"
Simusar
"Seven point Six Two Millimeter, Full Metal Jacket." also, "I'm already in a world of shit."
samanthadlcruz
i seem to recall my drill instructor screaming pretty much constantly...
Pokegeologist
Dad was in the Army back when they'd still hit you. Crazy it still goes on.
prettydumb
in all fairness, if you did this in any army youd get this treatment lol
PhilKenSebban
Yeah, maybe Russian army has shit training but if a guy was on the range but didnt know how to operate the rifle, id be pissed off too.
thricebakedxyz
Holding flashlight for Dad working on the car.
AsidRayne1245
Mmm I'd wager this guy is trying to get an unfit for duty type situation. Not that that is a thing for them, but..
BoozeHound001
That's how my dad taught me math.
Macmurphy
No rounds ejected on cocking, mag came off too easy, Magazine not housed properly. Round never chambered. Instructor should have seen this.
76000BatteryLlamas
I think maybe they are not quite to the point of trusting this particular soldier with live rounds just yet
TheSecondPiewackit
He's got 800 more soldiers to train that same way today before they hit the front lines this afternoon.
Hendlton
Considering their losses in Ukraine, there's a good chance that the "instructor" has no idea what the hell he's doing either.
thescyllaandcharybdis
It’s an ak, it’s insanely easy, literally a 5 year old can do it
rallydude04350
And sadly, depending on the country, they probably do.
genericanamoly
Ooof
PalaverQuader
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU DONT KNOW??? DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah yes driving lessons with my dad where super...
UnknownParticipant67
Typical training instructor in the military. They scream at you for doing it correctly also.
poscduke
While I did get screamed at by my Drill Sgts they also sent through every step in loading and handling my rifle before going to the range
Lampmonster
"DAMMIT GUMP! WHY DID YOU PUT THAT WEAPON TOGETHER SO QUICKLY!" Favorite part of that movie, my old former MP boss said it was dead on.
IntensiveCareBear
Because you told me to drill Sargent!
Lampmonster
Tom's delivery of this is sublime. He's so confused.
Sayagain
Dammit Gump you are God Damn Gifted!!
Lampmonster
I would recommend you for OCS if it wouldn't be a waste of such a damned fine Marine. You are gonna be a goddamned general some day Gump!
TheSecondPiewackit
Actually my DS' were very chill people until you fucked up. They had no patience for stupidity, and their anger was mostly for stupid fucks.
TheSecondPiewackit
I only got yelled at directly once, and got along well with my DS'. One of them confided "We could teach each of you this in 2 weeks if ..."
TheSecondPiewackit
"... training was 1-on-1, and DS' got to eliminate people more freely. We spend most of our time remedial parenting dumb fucks."
Clayman8
In the swiss army, i was reprimanded for stripping my rifle down correctly. After they asked me to do so.
PicassoCT
Private Korinthenkakerlü, seriously though some drillseargants are just sadist, makes them useless
Clayman8
One of ours turns out had active warrants in Serbia...
Excludos
I love my military, where screaming just isn't a thing. It serves exactly zero purpose, including the excuse such as "making you hard" or we
gablestout
In boot camp it does serve a singular purpose: to learn how to function and think clearly and calmly in a high stress environment
Excludos
Yeah, I've heard this one multiple times. It's bollocks. It's more effective to just put the people in actual high stress environments
gablestout
First of all, they ARE in a high stress environment. 2nd, are you seriously suggesting a military forgo training & just send them downrange?
dumalalee
The last thing I want is someone learning in the actual high stress environment for which they should have been trained.
76000BatteryLlamas
It's to make you revert to your training and follow orders in a high stress environment, like if your weapon jams in the middle of ->
76000BatteryLlamas
a fire fight, you already have a memory of what to do in this situation while being stressed out of your mind
Excludos
And yet, people in militaries where screaming isn't common, are still well regarded internationally. It's just a myth
Daxton
For real though, 4 minute training video would avoid this
Thneitis
Not necessarily. Conscripts don’t want to be there, so they act dumb hoping to get thrown out.
TinyLiehon
Why are you trying to help the Russians improve their training methods?
RicheTheBuddha
Well, come on. There's incompetent and then there's just plain sad. We don't want the Ukranians to feel bad for winning.
TinyLiehon
*stares in destroyed energy & civil infrastructure* They won't
Daxton
I'm Ukraine (5th gen Canadian) and they're still human, most are forced into it, I feel bad for their soldiers
TinyLiehon
I stopped after first gen. Only the original 151 for me
szepasszony
My first/last day working at Jimmy Johns, manager put me on the register during lunch rush, then publicly screamed at me for being too slow
OmnipotentBeing
Back in college, I worked at a subway. I quit, when a crackhead came in one night, and threatened me with a knife.
szepasszony
Damn, I'm glad you're alright. I had something similar happen to me working overnight at a motel. No job is worth dying over.