AccidentalStalker
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Got two more today. They don't have names yet.
That's Clancy. He's a little bitch kinda. I still love him.
Murphy! He likes to watch over all.
VictoryWine
Smooth dogs, small and curious dogs.
kirstysaurus
Name them sploot and splat
VinnyIsItalian
Defiantly thought Clancy was the stick at first
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
Thought Clancy was a stick at first...
theIndianaJonesofRandomMode
You fucking love your frogs? I fucking love your frogs
TheAwfulNene
Hopefully the new home will put a bounce in their step
mehilistic
Only if it's a hop skip and a leap away
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
They're good frogs, Blyat.
MonkeysBusiness
Why not giving them French names ? Like Tristan and Josette ?
elyksti
What a ribbiting post, @op!
mehilistic
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
PhotographyRapt0r
Big Murph is a boss
Worble
Big Murph drives a truck with Yosemite Sam mud flaps but Yosemite Sam is a ginger haired frog.
FookingTaserFace
MUUUUUUUUUURPH *slams 5th dimensional bookshelf*
AccidentalStalker
That's EXACTLY how you pronounce his name.
KeyLimeGreen
I'm serious how do you tell them apart?
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
You ask them what their names are.
AccidentalStalker
They look different. :-) Murphy's huge, Clancy is the jittery medium one.
graciel0uie
My cousin has those growing up, one of them would pee on my aunt every time she picked him up. They are so cool!
Silliosophical
Duncan for the boy. Betsy for the girl.
himommythanksjeans
Why do you keep those French people in a glass cage? It seems inhumane
BrothaDarkness
Every time I see or hear the name Murphy I have flashbacks of one man.
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BurtTurglar
You killed Ben! NOOOOOooooo....
StalkerMagnet
They're adorable!
Brosius
They're an invasive species in Florida
AccidentalStalker
They are. I'm in Montana. They wouldn't do well to try and invade here.
elvinreyn2718
I love em frogs.
Elonth
should name to boy Tom and the girl Lawsin. so when they hook up they become Tom Clancy and Murphies law.
WallnutSmasher
They are like blobs of paint
Autisticscreechingintensifies
Ive been wanting to get frogs, what species are these?
AccidentalStalker
Whites tree frogs, aka dumpy tree frogs. Read up on them! They are so much fun!
Autisticscreechingintensifies
Where did you purchase them? online retailer?
AccidentalStalker
Murph and Clancy are from Petco. The other two are from a girl on Craigslist who was moving and couldn't take them.
Anthf
Big Murph is a sonofabitch
AccidentalStalker
He is. But is a really cool way. Like the way a cook grandfather is a sonifabitch.
Yamfish
They look like old gum. I like them.
AccidentalStalker
Dumpy tree frogs. Watching them eat brings me joy.
BattleReadyPenguin
Travis and Chainsaw should be their names
BurtTurglar
"Chainsaw and Dave from Summer School with Mark Harman" should be one frogs name. The other? "Scrambles the death dealer"
FurciferPardalis
They look pretty dumpy to me.
AccidentalStalker
I get that reference!
affluentmistake
Thought you named a stick Clancey for a minute... no more vodka for me...
Desaku
Eh, I'm sober and thought the same thing. I say keep drinking.
servingmytimeinusersub
At least you don't love fucking frogs.
squirrelfury
I, too, read the words in the wrong damn order at first.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
AccidentalStalker
That poor froggle!
elyksti
It's a great way to cure AIDS though.
j00niz
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young! Frog on his clit-face!
ThisIsGod
Lets hold off on the assumptions...after all @OP might be dyslexic.
AccidentalStalker
Dyslexia no man here!
ThisIsGod
downvoted by people who don't get the joke...
Artemone
I like frogs too, I'm French, yummy!
AccidentalStalker
SO is of French ancestry. I keep an eye on him with my frogs.