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You know how wonderful salmon can be when you slap it into a screaming hot pan with a some high temperature oil almost at the smoke point?
WEAR A F&$#ING OVEN MITT!!N
Jul 21, 2022 11:24 PM
msaroff4
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You know how wonderful salmon can be when you slap it into a screaming hot pan with a some high temperature oil almost at the smoke point?
WEAR A F&$#ING OVEN MITT!!N
Fishgape
Salmon ain't steak
JustDontCare
That hurts. Lessons learned. E.G. I learned I really should stop frying things without a shirt. I knew before, but I LEARNED after.
88wut
“Oh no. Salmon Pox!”
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
Got bit by the cornballer eh?
Zonga
I prefer my salmon baked, glazed w honey and pineapple juice, and garnished w pineapple slices, green onion, black pepper and garlic salt
ClutterMonkey
If you get hungry bite a blister. They are filled with lemon meringue pie.
TheBakersKiller
LOL exactly the same thing happened to me the other day. Had those two blisters for a week exactly on the SAME spot hahah
AlwaysInTheshadows
Pro tip: hold the pan on a large angle so all the oil runs to one side. Flip towards the higher part of the skillet.
Gameskyjumper
That is the correct way to do a flip.
Muunk
I thought you were saying you got blisters from typing with one hand.
notanoldbitterbetty
So glad I'm not the only one. I was like "man! Typing some fast and hard to get blisters! "
Churchofthesubgenius
Put cocoa butter on the blisters and wrap with gauze overnight, can help them reattach, thing I learned from getting blisters in sculpture
Verbalstunts
Use a little flour in the pan, or on the fish (maybe not best). And stop typing with one hand and fry salmon with the other.
NacLac
Do it the Steven King method. Wrapped in a paper towel and placed in the microwave
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Preferably in the break room at work.
APassingPlasticBag
or just laybit down away from you.....dont slam dunk it into the pan....
MyVelouria
Did that once. The oil burn was excruciating for days.
Metalsmith21
Burnt hand and has to go to work. Makes post about cooking safety. But not a warning about American Healthcare and Wages?
Imadethisaccounttopost
I Have the horrible urge to pop those.. please slap me.
elegba
Oven mitts are used to handle hot things. The way to avoid burns with oil is attention
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
then there's silicone mitts, in case attention misses one
ShushBeQuietSilly
You get Leprosy?
MushinMan
I would never, EVER be able to go about my day for weeks without popping those bad boys. Resist the urge, avoid the scars.
MissJane
Hope the salmon was delicious, looks like you fucking earned it! I'm a chef instructor, it sounds like you knew what you're doing with high-
MissJane
heat cooking oils and smoke points, and hot pans for searing, not many of my newbie students are familiar with those terms :) ps: honey can-
MissJane
Be a good kitchen first aid for burns (& cuts) in a pinch if you don't have a good burn cream on hand! Hope the next fillet is less splashy!
LewdFrog
The line of burn marks running over my arm and through half my face tell you what happens when you do that with frozen vegetables^^
isetprettygirlsonfire
Cooking is dangerous AF. I'll stick with playing with fire.
SpookyMittens
✨ T O N G S ✨
Styreta
Instructions unclear, burned tongue
TheWeebleWobler
speaking in tongs
YouTubeRed
RichardPicture
Instructions unclear, wore thong
ligmabolz
Lighly fried salmon fillegts
Muunk
*tap tap*
CritterrCatcher
*clack*
SpookyMittens
Gotta give em two test clicks. That's the law.
DrZaiusMinisterofScienceandChiefDefenderoftheFaith
Ripplingtwinkie
I usually just wrap my salmon in tin foil and bake it. Doesn’t stop me from bumping the heating element in the oven with my hand though.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Bumped a heating element 1x, skin just melted off. Nasty.
msaroff4
Wrapping it in foil and baking it is basically just steaming it. I want the mailliard reaction.
whatpassesforclever
Sear and rare center is perfection.
GenshiV
Hell yeah! Can't get that beautiful crispy skin & browned top without it!
Zonga
Yeah, but not on your *hand*!
Ripplingtwinkie
That is true. I like the meat *just* cooked, although I do like a nice crust on a fillet sometimes.
Varenvel
dont use it like that , fish is lightly acidic(especialy if you add soy souce or lemmon) and it will eat into metal who you will be eating>
Varenvel
baking sheet works much better and its 100% food safe , we bake fish/salomon wraped in baking sheet , you can use clipers to make sure>
Varenvel
package is closed or "put plate" ontop of it to press down on it
GenshiV
Awww, there were just boobs in usersub and I assumed this was related. But nope, RIP your hand... that SUCKS.
msaroff4
If naked boobs are safe for your work, I want to know where you work.
WellThatsOriginal
They are a plastic surgeon
GenshiV
They aren't but if it pops up in Usersub Newest, who am I to argue? Seriously... sorry about your hand. Burns hurt like hell for a LONG time
Scrown0
That’s a lot of wank damage
vitaminalgas
No lubrication does... I'm not talking from experience at all
downrightmike
-10 dexterity
ogbiggnutz
Humble brag
msaroff4
Are you asking for a dick pick from me? OK:
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
another dick approves
justadudewholovescats
horwoooooooooooooo
Enoan
insaneinthehalfbrain
Looks painful as hell
SerenePrincess013
If you want horror, wait until you get this kinda of lovely bumpy on your chest, arms, stomach, & shoulders... bc the sun actively hates you
pixelsushicat
Been there done that. Never been so miserable in my life.
SerenePrincess013
Wore the only piece of flown linen i had in my closet to work for 2 days after that, bc I didn't want to ruin the rest of my clothes.
OneShot510
New a guy that happened to. Fell asleep on the beach. We were in the military so they wanted to charge him with destruction of Gov. Property
OneShot510
Wasn't drunk or anything, just exhausted from working a 13hr shift before
SerenePrincess013
... they worked him to the state of exhaustion, & also wanted to charge him bc he got a 2nd degree sunburn? How to tell your military is>
SerenePrincess013
Run by absolute fucking morons: Exhibit A.
hnngh
Pat the salmon dry, tilt the pan up to pool the oil away from you. Place the salmon in the non oiled side of pan dropping away from you.
KPuff
Dry the wets and wet the drys. Got it.
PoorSucker
yomahnn
Yup. You’ll even get better browning/crust
hnngh
When you put the pan back to flat, the hot oil will return under the salmon. You can also start with a hot pan, cold oil then food.
averageNerdyGuy
Oui, Chef! As someone who also has kitchen experience, that was well said.
hoellenqualle
Or just put salt in cold pan, salmon skin side down, slowly bring up heat, salmon has enough fat that'll render out (won't stick bc salt)
FishieStardust
I wish I could favorite comments for later
hnngh
Screenshot, save as hidden image. Leave original post link in description. Save in "for reference" folder.
paladindansesgirlfriend
Neat, thanks
TricksForDays
Why are people even slapping it in there. Tilt pan, gently lay into pan.
xdeadfishx
Can't here to say this exact thing. I've never slapped my fish into hot oil.. who does that?
JHRD1880
That sounds like a euphemism.
samterday
Why haven’t you lanced those puppies
FishieStardust
Right? I can't stop myself when it happens
CoffeeZombie
Not supposed to lance blisters in most cases.
JacksCookieLifter
I had to get my burn checked out and while the nurse cleaned it she broke the blister so she rubbed the blister skin off. I was taken aback.
atcggcta
DarthWaiterSE
Agreed, unless it is actively infected, do not lance it or you *will* get it infected.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Lance and get some second skin on those puppies
SomeDetroitGuy
They have invented this thing called "soap". You should look into it.
DarthWaiterSE
I hear it's got microchips in it. You know it's true because I heard it from the googles.
DougDingo
1) soap is not a disinfectant 2) how about after you wash it, dummy? it's an open wound. leave the skin intact.
CoffeeZombie
IIRC, soap & water are the preferred methods of cleaning a wound, but you are right that it remains an open wound after.
freckledkink
The blister is like a scab. It's covering the wound and letting it heal. Getting rid of it causes infecting and scarring. Ask any doctor.