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Sep 15, 2016 4:16 PM
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Evanrudeplz
This is an unfunny joke every fucking year.
u2bist
Would you like extra bullshit with that, sir?
fmbidald
"at the drive-thru at starbucks"...oh my gosh America.
baturro
Come on, if you're going to repost, try to at least change the title
Dannyxrain
As someone who works at a Starbucks Drive through, we know exactly what they're talking about
BriLikeAnEagle
Larry David perfected the art of ordering at Starbucks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT8BFVtFlfU
ChannelingLarryDavid
cannot wait for the next season!
ithinkallinallthismustbethelongestusernameiveeverusedonanysite
Do they do tea?
LetsTravelTogether
Okay wait hold up. Starbucks have drive through?
potatoesmakemeveryhappy
You even reposted the title on this repost. Damn, son.
HateThePlayerAndTheGame
That guy is my hero of the day
Omeg4Sentinel
A Starbucks drivethrough? Wtf?
dunecat1337
Outside of cities they need to compete.
theyreshellfishcoral
They're pretty common....
everblazinglove
Wow! You guys have a drive thru Starbucks?!! (I live in holland)
ithinkallinallthismustbethelongestusernameiveeverusedonanysite
Do they do tea?
PerfectGifComment
Repost. Exact same title.
thecloaked1
Where's the bot when we need it....?
breakfastburner
Motherfucker is always late.
ihatewarmpickles
Shit fam be cool, he's going through some shit, he caught Roberto fucking his girl and ended up breaking down the door and everything.
LoTRFanatic42
Ironically, that was a repost too.
breakfastburner
Hate it when that happens.
CandiedJalapenos
Deanscream
"I want a coffee." "what kind?" "COFFEE FLAVORED"- Dennis Leary.
whitter86
Fucking liar
RomanTheBowler
I've.. I've seen this before. Is it just me?
ShaneKeeling
@repoststatistics
RHMObsession
This is how I frequently order when I need coffee and starbucks is the only thing around.
LasagnaIsJustPizzaCake
I mean from my experience, saying "a medium coffee" works just fine?
RHMObsession
Not nearly as fun
KvatchGuard
No, being corrected on the Italian names for sizes is infuriating, no idea why though
samii1010
To me neither and I go to Starbucks often
iamthee
I worked at a Starbucks. I never corrected anyone. Ever.
KvatchGuard
It's always: "Can I get a large____?" "You mean a VENTI_____?" "Yes obviously wow what was I thinking"
iamthee
I was told expressly not to do that because being rude to a customer is no beuno
KimchiQueen
That has literally never happened to me at a Starbucks
KvatchGuard
They do it all the time dude
KimchiQueen
Guess I'm just lucky ;)
coznestersmiff
Just Georgia things
scientificburrito
Hey! I'm in Georgia and...you're right. I heard someone today say "on a scale of 0 to literally can't even, how excited are you for PSL?"
breakfastburner
Yo @repoststatistics, handle this shit, we need some stats & stars.
RepostStatistics
Can't do atm. Having problems with the API credits. Sorry. The bot will be up the next days again.
breakfastburner
Holy shit you can talk?
IHaveSwagger
I'm guessing it's the human that operates the bot. The bot has to login somehow, right? The human can login. :P
Knutzi
Is that a tall, grande or Venti cup of orange mucus?
Mayokopp
Yes
IChangedMyUsernameToDangerous
The big one.
AnalEscapades
"So Venti then?" "Yeah, the big one." "..."
SomethingOffensive
"Tall is large. Grande is Spanish for large. Venti is 20 in Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in 3 languages."
LukewarmBeans
Username checks out, I'm offended.
LukewarmBeans
Gotta specify sarcasm or this gets downvoted. I'll brave the elements.
SeaPotato
Role models! Nice one!
davesrandomstuff
"Yeah, in one of them big ass cups"
ChocolateSquirrel
We don't make ass cups
jackaldude2
baby size
setaymit
http://imgur.com/mIMZUO9 "it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied"
Knutzi
Right cheapskate-pondscum-bilgerat it is.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
If you're female and you laugh like this, I'd like to make you laugh more
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Do Arby's serve pumpkin spice latte?
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
Better... Pumpkin Cheesecake Shake
SodaCracker
I thought selfies were looked down on around here?
gir2195
@OfficialUsernameChecker
cryptothelea
you gonna yank down your pants?
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
I guess a cartoonishly large wang does get some guffaws
clmns
Don't know why you're getting downvoted
ThammyThotha
SodaCracker
I didn't see your reply before posting mine. You win, hands down...or pants down?
GentlemanScientist
If that's what it takes, yep!
sgtcoffman
Damnit, you beat me to it. +1
thatsnotaknifethisisaknife
Ca-ringe
HighrockTendales
I've heard this before this is not original @OP
deydontthinkitbelikeitisbutitdo
I know.
HighrockTendales
Twat
deydontthinkitbelikeitisbutitdo
front page twat.
WinningBuckeye
@OP Curb your enthusiasm?
BicepWashington
DAMN you beat me to it!
Lobsterfest10k
MILK AND COFFEE! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!
breakfastburner
It's funny because it didn't happen to you.
Stadix
QuiGonGuinn
The original line was stolen from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
breakfastburner
Well LD is my dawg.
obelisksarecool
Even the original poster said he made it up for points lmao
GreaterDog
I expected OP to be Lassannn
MisterMaurice
Goddamnit, Tina Fey. I swear, she's one of the cutest MILFs.
breakfastburner
You're not wrong Maurice, Quality woman right there.
breakfastburner
MisterMaurice
Excuse me, while I go change my pants.
hu3vos
IdeaOfLove
Repost? How do you know? Doesn't seem that unlikely...
breakfastburner
Because I've spent way too much time on imgur for years now.
MrFrench
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/099/383/234.jpg
Stadix
Kappa
IdeaOfLove
Damnit. I've even seen that episode.
thecoon55
I have been on this site for years, I remember this exact post from last year. Same title and gif.
AhDumTheHermit
i do too, this is definitely a repost~
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thecoon55
Not sure if I should be impressed that I remember that or saddened.
SauceOfTheBoss
@OP you fuck stick
breakfastburner
azazyel
"I'd like a coffee please" "What kind?" "Hot"
orangatuan
"What size?" "Cup sized"
Luxzie
thanks, dad
bagofmuffins
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
SFMGifs
Star Trek much?
EmberTheWolf
Never too much Star Trek.
BuckBoost
"I'd like it the same way I like my hookers" "With a penis?" "With a penis".
dianasbananas
hooker with a penis is a fantastic song
nebworb
In fairness they have dark/light roasts.
ibangedyourgf
hot and in a cup cunt
MissLynnLew
As a Starbucks Employee, we appreciate customers like you.
IridescentLotus
Patrick Stuart visits Starbucks
IridescentLotus
Ahem SIR Patrick Stuart
Izael
That'd be me
KaJuN
"Someone spilled maple syrup in my coffee!"
Dsharppe
So I walk back to my car. I'm thinking about what a FUCKING RETARD that kid was...
mtgjbone
Pull up your pants!
CiaphasWho
THIS DENNIS GOD DAMN LEARY
LogicalAbsurdities
"Capuccino, frappuccino, Al Pacino, what the fuck!?"
Bunsen
www.whatthefuck.com
KaJuN
www.blowme.com
StTemporalGrace
Always update Leary.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
Omg Dad!!
gerf
The only time I ever went into a Starbucks I asked for a coffee.I had no idea what they said, and eventually they just gave me a free coffee
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
If I get Starbucks, I only get the blonde roast regular ass coffee
thatswhatyouthink
Me too. Usually a pour over because they never seem to have it brewed when I go.
ToxicPineapple
Same. Blonde and black.
DemonKiller44
"Sir I believe that is a mod you are looking for
poorwhitetrash
I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground and in the freezer.
MonsieurLaPaditte
Dude, that's just fucked up and shouldn't be joked about. Seriously, who freezes their coffee??
poorwhitetrash
I guess it's just one of the bad habits I picked up in college...
MonsieurLaPaditte
I picked up some of those. Staying up late, drinking too much, slaughtering the innocent, eating junk food. Lots of bad habits
StTemporalGrace
Great milk, bread, eggs, and squick comment.
Floorbook
That's me every time. Large black coffee. "Oh you mean venti americano.." Rolls eyes...
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AuBoss
Yea me every time is going to a good cafe instead of starbucks
mareli82
well a americano is espresso whit hot water so its not the same as a normal brewd coffi
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
Any time just say "give me a medium of the darkest thin you have, hot." Never had any questions.
Syphryn
They don't say that to you. SB employees know the difference between an espresso drink and brewed coffee.
SomeDetroitGuy
They do sell regular coffee.
SaintMaceToTheFace
YESSSS. "No I meant a large fucking coffee fucking black"
koflan
No one is going to give you an Americano when you ask for regular coffee, especially because they are more work to make.
Sierra11755
I sometimes get sideways glances when I order a large, iced black coffee.
Sekitoba
Oh sure coffee getting names is eyes rolling but when i ask for a beer and dont state which brand, i'm the stupid one for not saying.
mareli82
come to norway , we just order A beer , and get A beer , most pubs have Standard they give to anybody not wanting anything fancy
OfficialJoeBiden
Where I live, @starbucks has burnt ass coffee. Disgusting.
throughthoughtthough
When I go to Starbucks, I like using medium or large. It confuses them.
edcstrings
I don't go to SB often, but I'll just order a large black coffee and I've never had anyone correct me. Usually just a knowing smile.
throughthoughtthough
The large usually confuses them around here.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
I've worked SB for 2 years. All we would ask is light, medium, or dark roast. We are far too lazy to argue size names, trust me
BachelorGourmet
To avoid that I usually ask for, "the largest size" or "the second largest". Usually works.
youreasmellypiratehooker
When I try to order light roast they tell they don't have it. Other SB's make it fresh for me. Some baristas are assholes
amishcannoli
The opposite for me, SB wants to know the size and will give me what ever roast they want unless I specify. All good.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
I know at our store, we always ask, and if you don't specify then, then you get medium roast
SaintMaceToTheFace
Iv met a few that are like oh you mean Venti? You damn well know what I mean.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Saying large is just so much more reasonable
Floorbook
It's Italian for give me a large coffee or I'll break your fucking lips..
imnotmattdamon
I wouldn't go to a place that did that.
DickDastardly404
I don't see why people get salty about that. Like 90% of what they sell can be broadly described as coffee. It's so much easier if you're1/2
billismcwillis
Because people here like to pretend they're Ron Swanson, not realizing that he's more of a caricature than a person
AuBoss
Yea exactly. I hate that shit a lot so I just don't go to starbuck. I go to a good cafe instead. Much easier than just annoying people.
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AuBoss
Annoying people is an action in that sense. Reading comprehension not your strong point is it.
AuBoss
Also I was agreeing with the person I replied to therefore it is you who are annoying people i.e. me.
DickDastardly404
specific from the get go. Otherwise it's like walking into a bakery like "ay lemme get some bread." 2/2
whynotbatman
Not sure why you're being downvoted- that's exactly it. Every hour you have someone order something vague, and then get pissed that (1/2)
whynotbatman
they said the wrong thing. I'm a Starbucks barista, if I try to clarify it's because I want to make sure I don't overcharge you, not (2/3)
Cal1te
Its not my fault they make coffee in 50 different incorrect ways. Why should I make up for their shortcomings?
DickDastardly404
Yeah, but you want to use their services. So unless you want an "incorrect" coffee, be specific about what you want.
Luxzie
incorrect? by your standards? there is a lot of difference between an americano and a latte. The bread analogy works very well here.
AuBoss
I think starbucks is fkn stupid too so I just go to a good cafe instead. Maybe try that...
Toasterpops
Their americanos are better than their brewed coffee. Anyway, americanos are great
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Nah m8. Straight espresso is the only way to go. Like velvety black liquid meth.
JaredKidd
I must admit that I prefer Cold Brew
hashtagKKas
Just started making my own cold brew. Never. Going. Back.
Mastahkeef
I have a batch in the fridge at all times!
NewCrobuzonCitizen
Maybe because americano is espresso with more water ?
Toasterpops
Yes? What else did you think it was, it's how American GIs made coffee in Italy
NewCrobuzonCitizen
I was just stating the reason why it tastes better.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Because our espresso tastes amazing
Toasterpops
No it doesn't. It tastes like shit, but if I have to drink Starbucks I'd rather drink the espresso
Luxzie
coffee could mean a lot of things - for example saying americano lets them know you don't want milk, saying mocha means add chocolate etc
largefarva99
My favorite thing to do is when the cashier says "Have a nice a day" I reply with "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Arvandor
My friend does similar except it's "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!"
cerulee
Make sure you don't go to the same place more than once. They'll probably spit in your drink once they recognize you.
DontMindMeImAnAssHole
That's awesome.
TheJonatron
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Like the whole "oh it won't scan so it's free Ahahahahahahaha I am funny"...... No.
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
KaJuN
"Have a nice day!"...I don't like your attitude.
YoMTVRapz
CanadianLadyMoose
I tell my customers "I hope you have a good day!" so they can't do that to me
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
How very Ron Swanson
Durzaka
As a Cashier at Starbucks, fuck you. Already have to be nice to everyone, no need to be rude back. Whether its funny or not.
IFoundThisForYou
ToeKneeArmAss
Doubtful
largefarva99
http://imgur.com/iXzwI5a
jsktrogdor
According to Gavin *Pigeon Noises* Free, grocery store employees in the UK are not supposed to say that. It's too aggressive, too American.
Littlemeg
Shop employees are supposed to act like you are the worst person for coming into the shop and mild disgust if you try to buy something
justiceabove
It's like ingrained in everyone's had to tell everyone to have a good one, have a good day, have a nice day, enjoy your weekend/vaca/day off
izzythegoblin
As a store employee in the UK, I'm not allowed to say 'no worries' because it starts with a negative ...
jsktrogdor
But... but... for the rest of your days... it's a problem free philosophy...
StarsAreNeat
I can believe that, American customer service is too nice
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
As an american: they are. But that's our culture. As you can see Americans don't think so. But u imagine its disconcerting for visitors.
ProfessionalArceus
Speaking as an American HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ahahahahahahahahahahahah.
inmate4859
Yea... No...... They're assholes.....then they start crying like a bitch when you're an asshole back
ChainsawHandsJoe
Like there's never an unreasonable customer ever? Have you ever stopped to consider maybe you're the problem?
IFoundThisForYou
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largefarva99
It usually catches them off guard and then they smile and laugh about it. No shame in bringing smiles to people who aren't happy.
cerulee
It's not a happy smile. It's "I can't do shit to this asshole so I'm just gonna smile and hope he goes away faster."
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
The Customer Smile
Schmedes
"Haha you know what I do to people just doing their job? I FUCK WITH THEM LOLOLOLOLOL."
TheJerkWithaMouth
Wow, so clever and original. I bet you really actually do it too.
largefarva99
CringeBinge
When they say "Have a nice day" you look right at them and say: "NO! You have yourself a BETTER DAY!"
Icantthinkofanythingwittyorclevertoputasmyusername
1. When I worked at Target, working as a cashier one day. Man & son come thru my lane. Son was maybe 3. When we were finishing up, I told
pancakesinthesky
*angrily leaves a large tip*
Icantthinkofanythingwittyorclevertoputasmyusername
2. the man to have a nice day. His son says, "you have a gooder day!" That just made my day. It makes me smile every time I think about it.
largefarva99
*flips table and walks out*
cujo67
...*while retaining eye contact*
C0mtraya
WATER TRIBE!
LukewarmBeans
*urinates on shattered remains of table*
cujo67
*...stumbles through the door glass...while maintaining eye contact...*