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trust me i am a lawyerman
TOTOAFRICA
I need to know what episode of Spongebob that is.
Tazac
Peggysue Peggysue what would we do without you?
PrinceTopher
i hate it when my person is undercooked :(
mellowcreme
I'm afraid
TryingToThinkOfUsernamesIsHard
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THE STARBUCKS QUESTION? IS IT A SURPRISE "ALL OF THE ABOVE"?!
hippopoopamoose
"SATAN'S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL"
jennydoom
Jeffrey, I am also afraid
oranges161
Upvoted this solely because I go to UCONN and that statement is entirely true.
mashdots
THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED, THEY ARE WRITING BAD REVIEWS ABOUT YOUR COOKING
Kargathia
+1 for Hannibal. +10 for imagining the special kind of impromptu non-vegetarian side dish his guests are about to enjoy.
EarthTourist
why is Gordon Ramsey cooking a person
lightningirl12
The picture is from the show Hannibal which is about a cannibal.
fetterbender
Better call Saul!
ChattyCats
I love these posts so much and I am extremely grateful that I do not have to go to tumblr myself to find them.
ninmonkey
That would be a fate worse than death.
FatassFangle
Grandma killed it. http://t.fod4.com/t/61e1f156e7/c480x270_34.jpg
CruisinDownTheStreet64
You're all my homos!
zhiana
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN URETHRA IS. HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL? I CAN'T EVEN.
idigthingsupokay
'I AM 300% DONE.'
Flyndaran
As a child, I assumed that they all came together inside and everything left out the same final opening. Like male anatomy, one final hole.
IdKillForAGuinness
Holy shit! I want to know how that kid with the Reeses is doing!
infidel
Me too, I'm allergic as well and wonder how it turned out for him lol
beelzebabe
the "i am afraid" one had me giggling.
NWeasley21
UConn shout out!
ioota
Townie here, love the place
TheOriginalNonfiction
The funny thing is, I have no doubt there is actually some broken jar or pot with a similar title that sold for a stupid amount.
CruisinDownTheStreet64
I Pledge allegiance to the dog, in the united states of america, and for the waterbowl by which we stand, one dog, underfoot, with 1/2
phlat6
I have a daschund. Underfoot indeed... lol.
CruisinDownTheStreet64
kibble and chew toys for all 2/2
peggysue
Haha- 73 oops
BeifongMetalbendingAcademy
But I did 73 for you :(
strawberryfieldsforjusttoday
Peggy Sue <3
taptaptapbanana
this is the third time you've used 53 lol
SDgoldilocks
Wheres previous?!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUE PEGGY. NO MORE MISTAKES
FuckTheAntiAntiFeministsLongLiveFeminism
I demand that your next installment won't be 84. Have it be 54 2: Electric boogaloo.
BingleyBingleyBeep
But are you still ill? Hope not!
peggysue
nope all better! ^_^ thanks for askinh
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
53 - 73? This is part -20? I am confused.
easterislandhead
These make me almost want to join Tumblr. To Tumble? Whatever.
JediKnight
You'll have to sift through 500 terrible posts before these good ones ever appear. It's so much easier to just follow peggysue/wadjet.
MoriartysTeaGirl
I believe its 'To Tumblr'. I've been on there for 5 years and I haven't the foggiest clue really. I might be talking bullshit for all I know
WeAreTheNSA
PEGGY SUE IN USER SUB?! I KNEW THIS JOB WOULD PAY OFF ONE DAY! (Sorry, just got really excited)
peggysue
*dances*
WeAreTheNSA
OH....oh god.... peggy sue replied to me..... I'm pretty sure that's it. Yep, end of the bucket list.
peggysue
{dancing intensifies}
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
seeing peggysue in usersub. this feels like finding the holy grale. I love you!
Anonsy
"Hi Afraid, I'm Jeffrey!"
boner9001
i'm afraid i can't let you do that, Afraid.
ChattyCats
dadjokes
peggysue
found the dad.
Anonsy
I may be 16 and British, but that doesn't make me a young Dad. :c
SirPelvisJohnwood
OneLastSmile
DAD GO AWAY.
kielyfornia
DAD
greenwatersiren
Satan's little chariots of failed potential.... genius
BigMammaLlama5
That had to be my favorite.
cavemanhadstyle
I go to UConn and this is the only way to describe them.
GoronsRock
such a clever line I definitely lol'd
zoidberguncertainty
At UAlberta people put one knee on the seat, hold on the to back, and literally ride them like chariots through the library
Hollowtide
im proud to say my company makes all the plastic parts for those
Deathkiss09
That one killed me. I was so 300% done after that. I couldn't even.
ShotsAlmighty
We got those things at Northeastern this year; they're fucking terrible
swimerchik
We have those at my university. I like them. Then again, I was sent from hell. Father says hello and he'll be seeing you soon.
annyeong
Yea, I really like them too, especially since you can keep all of your belongings underneath your chair
nursingstudentprobs
I actually like them too
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I lost it at [funny thing in album]!
TheFlyingHellfish
I lost it at [funny thing in album] I can't even
tylertlat
[b] I LOST IT AT [funny thing in album] [/b] I CAN'T EVEN
ImDefinitelyAMadManWithABox
Love you @Peggysue. But does anyone else wonder where @Wadjet went?
Blurr7face
I think he knows we wonder this every time there's a tumblr post. He's biding his time...
Thatgirlarlyn
@wadjet is a lady! The only one I ever loved...
BaconBitzKB
RIP in pieces
ImDefinitelyAMadManWithABox
Rest in peace in pieces. I'll allow it.
ninmonkey
Ever see @wadjet and @peggysue at the same time? No? Checkmate.
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
http://imgur.com/user/JefffWinger/submitted This is Wadjet. Also, I'm replying to a really old post, how creepy of me.
ImDefinitelyAMadManWithABox
It's only creepy if you let it be.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
♪Let it beeee♪
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
eh, I don't see the big deal
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
http://www.kiss925.com/files/2015/06/CncnJmJ.gif That is commitment. I am severely impressed.
peggysue
someone took her username when she changed hers to @JeffWinger for a day
alylovesyou
That person must be a giant neckbeard. Who the hell steals someone imgur famous's name for attention whoring?
phdinhorribleness
They didn't steal it. They are holding it for her until she wants it back.
alylovesyou
Oh. I take that neckbeard thing back then.
riiight
Did they really take her username, or are they actually keeping it safe for her? And why did she change it...?
peggysue
no clue :s
KanyeWestDoingHisKanyeBest
he/she says he/she's keeping it safe until a time when they can both get online at the same time and original wadjet can get it back
irishnovember
Yeah he's been "keeping it safe" for more than a month now. Great "safe keeping"
evergreen22
She said it was part of her quest of becoming Jeff Winger (from Community).
Jackie0
OMG i was thinking "she's only 17" Winger. WTF was his first name?
riiight
I finally started watching that: I see what all the fuss was about. Abed and Troy are amazing
eraserheadpencildick
jefffwiner with three 'f's, actually!
eraserheadpencildick
jefffwinger* ...dammit
autoauto
she changed it on tumblr to jefffwinger also
ImDefinitelyAMadManWithABox
Whoa. Thank you for the info. :-)
peggysue
no worries :)
peggysue
think i linked you to the wrong profile though :s
ImDefinitelyAMadManWithABox
Haha. Noticed when I clicked on Wadjet, it said they were keeping it safe for @JefffWinger. Honest mistake Lol.
emmalee256
On today's episode of lazy or art genius... The Folly of Man
TheFlyingHellfish
History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of maaaaaan, GODZILLA!
Civikjm
*looks intently whilst strking beard. It is obviously a metaphor for life. The glass represents fragility and the shape suggests 1/2
Civikjm
a snake eating a gerbil. 2/2
Snowchill
Wait, you mean women don't pee out of their vaginas?
FarceMajeure
I think the confusion is from the fact that men refer to the entire female genital arrangement as "The Vagina", rather than listing parts.
ZVanderberg
YOU PRIVILEGED CISHET PIECE OF SHIT DONT MAKE ME EDUCATE YOU I CANT EVEN IM SO DONE TRIGGER WARNING DID YOU JUST
delonwheels
If I could give you a basket of puppies, I would.
ZVanderberg
I'm honored.
haushinkaa
You literally just summed up tumblr
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slack3rdav3
Actually the whole area is called the vulva.
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
Yes, but not everyone knows that.
ddq5
The word "vagina" often colloquially refers to the entire vulvar area, which includes both the vaginal opening and the urethra, et al.
manik024
you literally said what i was thinking...
ihavethepower
Urethra
jaypeg
you literally commented about what I was thinking about him commenting on
JustKindaHere
multiple exits, one long crack. there ya go.
jaypeg
thanks. these "exits".....one way only?
JustKindaHere
one for pee-urethra, canal for babies and periods, and butts kinda work the same.
JustKindaHere
and...NEVER go the other way in a urethra unless you want your spine ripped out through your nose :)
Keesterbunny
Our vaginas are where you stick your ding-dong. We don't pee from there. The urethra is between the clitoris and vagina.
Hornyhippo1
instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in a fan.
PikaCheck
Instructions unclear. Got Ding Dong stuck in vagina. http://wee-eats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hostess_ding_dong.jpg
joboo
sounds like a delicious mess. Allow me help clean it up.
Keesterbunny
That made me laugh and then cringe when I realize how horrible of an infection that would cause.
trexrecca
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have a vagina because I apparently don't know how it works.
tinyfootprints
Kindergarten boys' rumor: Girls pee out their butts.
delonwheels
I thought penises looked literally exactly like a hot dog until 9th grade. When we got the internet.
kingmax22
My mom told me this when I was young and since it was never brought up again I believed it until I was 19.
tinyfootprints
I'm glad your Mom told you something. Mine didn't.
JustKindaHere
multiple exits, one long crack. there ya go.
KermitTheFrog04
That was beautifully worded. Almost poetic...
delonwheels
The only thing that could improve it would be a limerick. *waits patiently*
blackGlovesMcCrazyBeard
No, they pee out of the tiny penis on their elbow.
dogerock
How'bouthatshit?!
ihavethepower
urethra
BentonByron
apparently not, though i always assumed it came out their buts like their poop does
CountVorkosigan
They can, but it's a medical problem when they do and they should see a gynecologist about it.
theGeskk
I KNOW RIGHT????
Mogmai
No. Our vagina is strictly for beby and insertion of the male peepee
didgythebat
Or fun toys that go, "buzz buzz!"
TwelvePercentOfAPlan
Nope. Comes from the same general area, but a different, well, hole.
asyoudo
I'm a girl and I actually had to ponder at that one
Barcobaner
I could help you if need be hmmm
Iwasintothestoneswhenhewasintotheroses
Oh honey, shut the door, grab a hand held mirror and take a look down there. It's worthwhile :)
asyoudo
I know where it comes from I just forgot! :P
Flyndaran
As a guy, it's probably good to know that it disappears or retracts when the woman is libidinous. Because I am not that blind.
FLIPENDO93
I learned this not long ago and now I can tell which squirting videos are real and which ones are fake.
MightaswellbeaCanadian
I'm a woman and I don't even know where my pee comes from.
HenryDavidThrow
I still think women pee out of their vaginas, and I'm a woman. Sometimes I forget there's other stuff down there.
PoseidonsSaltyButthole
the face on so many men right now http://media1.giphy.com/media/Gg8OTKzMxgsdq/giphy.gif
Torrempesta
no... relly no...
TheBlueLeopard
I think I need an adult to explain this to me.
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
What they mean is that we don't pee from the same hole you stick your dick in.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
unless you're into that sort of thing.
knowkithe
no. it's a vagina not a cloaca.
Ellelouise
I just knew there would be someone.
Durango
I had a teacher once that seriously told us that bladder was relied to vagina because that's where women peed from. The teacher was a woman.
GnomeChompski
I swear to God I've met more women who believe this than men. That said I also live in the southern US.
vanella
She had obviously never looked at her own vagina with a mirror....
delonwheels
I had this argument with SO MANY PEOPLE in college, some of whom were women. What fucking century is America currently in?
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
I had to explain this to my boyfriend. He was 20, at the time.
Fingerintheass
Seriously women. Men call their own genitalia: junk, franks and beans, and numerous other euphemisms. You expect somebody who barely...
Fingerintheass
knows how their own body works to even understand a womans anatomy? Please be nice and just play show and tell with your SO....
Fingerintheass
Think of it as educating today's youth to make a better society.
snoyes
What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
Shoura
Useless sin? I don't think there is any
snoyes
It's from a very old, very tasteless joke. The 'answer' is "a woman" and it usually pisses off every girl in the room...
WowSuchDoge
whoa whoa.. i cant even.....
GhoughpteighbteauChips
Mind = Blown.
zonkos
Women pee from our urethras, not our vaginas. The vagina is a separate and much bigger whole. Hence why you can pee with a tampon in! TMYK!
OrganicallyGrownUnicorn
http://imgur.com/YABHyPq
RudeDudeInABadMood
*hole
svovelpredikant
Men also pee from their urethras, but we just say we pee with our dick. No need to over-complicate things, we know there's a dedicated hole.
Flinkle
...*hole
RandigStrumpa
But it is a lot bigger whole as well...
zonkos
ahh damnit.
Valgov291
thank you
dreamfall
Women have two holes? So confusing.
DrTrebouchet
They have some of them, with different levels of amusement provisioning.
benephon
as a man, I too can pee with a tampon in.
PunchItChewy
Its comments like this that make me wish I could upvote more than once.
KateUptonsNipples
manpon*
Bridgeru
As a Klorzapork, I can only pee when using my hands to pretend hug... Wanna hug, human?
owlest
then why do women say "if you think childbirth is easy try pushing a baby through your penis" you know that's our urethra
cbowsin
Of course they know, but they also know that we don't know anything about their alien parts.
pencilv3ster
Your urethra is still part of your vagina. Vagina doesn't only refer to your sex-hole, its an area with lips a clit and a urethra!
WhyHelloThereFriend
No... The entire area is the vulva, the vagina is where penises, tampons, cucumbers etc. go in.
PoseidonsSaltyButthole
+1 for cucumbers
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I thought you just... took... it out during... urine time....
remixthis
lol oh god
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
I'm not sure why, but your comment made me laugh so hard I almost started crying.
GoronsRock
it was the "urine time" part that did it for me
AsAnAmerican
Some of us do. IMO it's more comfortable and just feels nicer to use a fresh one after.
allonsybadwolf
But the point being that you don't HAVE to, haha
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peridotstar
You just made me think of that south park episode with the video x)
AsAnAmerican
SHE QUEEFED ON MA FACE!
Velaya
Must've been the Catholic board.
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Velaya
Weird. I feel like I learned this way back in grade school. (Canadian here too. Holla holla maple syrup y'all)
slack3rdav3
Some people apparently need a diagram: (NSFW?) http://imgur.com/vSDrSZt
silaswanders
... Thank... You?
comebacklaterimthinkingofsomethingfunnytosay
I really appreciate how the ass hole was entirely unnecessary, and yet drawn in such glorious detail. 10/10.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't see anything marked boom boom room, seems fake.
NorwayFuckYeah
Some people just want to see the world learn. (Thanks, I guess)
ZWhiteZ33
Thank u!
Sundance37
Soooo... they DO pee out of their vaginas?
executor320
That puckery bottom thing isn't labeled. Can't figure it out...
Pleco18
Oooooooooohhhh… - All us guys
kakkoiiasshole
Ah, that's how I like my hymen- nice and ruptured.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
*Sigh Unzip*
astyzthewise
you. i like you.
IUpvoteAllFireflyReferences
Vestibule? Like in a church?
skumchiken
Well, yeah, where else are you going to have coffee and donuts after a visit to that holy shrine?
pronacc
that a-hole has seen some action
delonwheels
aaaand I laugh for the 100th time since I opened this page.
albatross17
okay I'm not straight anymore
albatross17
it was just a joke assholes...
DamnItJim
if you can't handle seeing a vagina you never were
albatross17
http://imgur.com/Lwe3Bdp
jczap
as a young woman - makes since now...
slack3rdav3
wow... lol, you would think you would have been curious about such a thing at some point.
jczap
well...kind of a difficult area to inspect on your own..and never seemed relevant enough to research on the internet..lol
slack3rdav3
Use a hand-held mirror and get familiar with yourself.