Solid dumparoooono

Jan 25, 2017 3:02 PM

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck son, I am too; I just thought everyone thought we were annoying.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What happened to punctuation?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what LCL is for

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG, eating Cheetos with chopsticks...why did I not think of this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's the completing part that is fulfilling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one person confused about the "Ranch" bottle, are we just going to let their confusion Rome Free?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was a wonderful dump. +1 for youuu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHOOOOOAAAA WAIT... women actually find drummers attractive?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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#44 I have inside jokes about anime all the time. It'd just be jokes but no one i hang out with watch them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Herb Brooks*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot about the Emma Blackery Nicole Arber one +1 I love Emma

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know who doesn't? Luke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he says so? Because they did a video together about a month ago and things seemed peachy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but who is this kid?? He's all over the place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satisfying. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is that kid in #10? Seen him in more than one meme now.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

His parents hate him and keep using his pics hoping he'll get bullied in school

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

You had me at #6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pizza delivery was a risky move.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i asked for them to write a joke on the inside of the box for me, they said the marker might get on the food and it wouldnt be sanitary....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's because it really wouldn't be sanitary. I would also refuse if I worked there. You should ask them to write on the top.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, it was the last time i ordered there too, not for that reason, just havent ordered pizza since then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck number of notes is that?? "1,66,664"

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

This comment requires more updoots.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

A different numbering system. tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands, lakhs, ten lakhs, crores and so on and so forth.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There's an attractive guy at my job, and I swear I stop breathing for just a second when he does the hand-on-lower-back thing

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Wait, people do that? Just casually touch another person while passing by? I'm a dude and I've never done that.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I just grab em by the pussy, good enough for the president good enough for me

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

We're servers in a tiny restaurant--it's just a quick thing to let someone know we're right behind them so they don't back up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually just say "coming behind you," with or without the hand. I don't think I've stopped anyone's breath yet, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get it mama

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That hand on the small of the back thing. Why is that so accurate?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I just shivered doing it to myself. So I guess I'm a hottie w/ a boddie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah you are.

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I don't get the knife through the ranch bottle. Am I stupid?

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Yes

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Damn

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Isn't sure if you're being serious. If so, no biggie. Just look at the bottle. Part of the joke is that it ISN'T Ranch dressing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh...Julias Caesar joke...got it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm happy they didn't tell you upfront.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. STABBY STABBY

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