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FestiveFerret
Oh Repost, my Repost!
ellythebordercollie
This is very... Good list.
Fleischwanze
My grandpa is ancient. Am I doing it right?
Armenore
- a guide to writing purple prose.
sosofosho
I have a ferocious need for a beautiful woman to partake with me in numerous vulgarities. Any panties dropping? Robin Williams lied to me!
furiousfish
Bullshit. Use the word 'very' as you would any other word - when it's the correct word for your intended meaning.
AgentTempest
I just ruffle my tail feathers and do the traditional love dance. It's worked for generations of my family and one day it will work for me.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
One MILLION ways to avoid using the word 'very', and makes this list shit. Use 'extremely' instead. Everything is better when it's extreme!!
notirrelevant
Don't say, "very reposted;" say, "reposted to death."
Timeconsumer10
I ate a very hot meal. I was not scalded, so I don't believe my meal was scalding... It was just very hot.
maneblusser
The columns are unequal. Could we not find a final word? Ludicrous.
Zetor
This post is very good.
Temenos
I am very afraid conveys while I am terrified sounds sarcastic as hell
Marceius
ah cool... so, very terrified, very furious, very atrocious... no? oh.
greenf1sh
Double plus good repost.
Kommadore
Neat
ireadyouremailz
immaculate.
strongfkennedy
This is an ancient post
RonSwansonJunior
This post is very good.
somethingsomethingpmmenudes
but I can add very in front of most of these words. What then?
SoftFur
I'm very impressed by this very thorough post. I think language is super important. Really, really very good.
HowardMoonsHotpants
Nice.
daskin35
Very,really, very good. Very.
TLSupremacy
many goods comrade
Ivalicenyan
I dont like this very much
ionlyspeakthetruth
i just say "fuckin" instead of "very"
Formalis
This is very valuable- Whoops, I mean "Precious"
Standarddeviationnormalguy
Hold it, right there Gollum.
Sotsie
Sweaty-toothed madman!
AMPM2020
Language was invented for communication, whoever came up with this has the depth and intelligence of a sandblasted shit statue.
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
The joke went so far over your head that it set a world record for the highest three point shot as it went through Robin Williams' halo. -1
celedream
Nice and descriptive...and my new favorite phrase, a sandblasted shit statue. :)
CandidGamera
You. You are using language well.
lama00
Do you realize how lazy this repost is?
Quacquaraqua
Favorited for a later wooing of women!
FrancisLouJean
Intelligent guys turn me on
DickDaHouse
Yeah and this is not intelligent, this is lazy
Evyreid
I'm going to need more than a list of words.
DickDaHouse
Yeah good luck with that. Don't use this on anyone who had briefly studied English past their sophomore year of high school. It sounds dumb
billismcwillis
If you think using a thesaurus will make women like you, you're gonna have a bad time...
krauraurgg
Worse; if you think being too lazy to actually use a thesaurus and making do with a cheat sheet will make women like you, well... no.
nkaplan89
This shit is perfect timing I'm writing my vows.
bulbwidth
Some scalding women, that is.
NortoriousAndyP
Such a squalid girl
Technophiliac
perilous statement
NortoriousAndyP
Could be a solemn mistake
mikeatike
This is a very superb post.
musicalmammal
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
baturro
Did you not read the post? How do I get through to these keedz?
efemral
You have a very unique way of speaking.
m0therofcharizard
oh you
imgursresidentasshole
Yes, it is most good.
Greatrr
I agree with you very much.
EGOT
Your vocabulary is unyielding.
cral
It would be a brilliant post if they added more content instead of resubmitting the same old picture.
Infinatus
Dead Poet's Society
frostedbutler
super bpost
chrimmm
Very VERY superb even!
AbzM
Imgur game unyielding
snurx
*superbliest
Skarred666
Don't say very superb say Awesome
mikeatike
very awesome
Skarred666
You mean 'Megawesome'
sabrinadent
Yeah so some of these are VERY wrong. Rude and vulgar are not interchangeable. Poor and destitute are not the same thing. Etc etc etc.
Snooj
They're not very wrong, they're vandalized.
kenfused
That's an unyielding opinion.
DoctorCarrot
http://imgur.com/ICnhyEp
kargul
if by some you mean almost every single one
MorganLunn
It's a South African website. Don't expect too much.
FrostytheSnowcolt
"The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
KaityMaines
neat and immaculate are two different parts of the clean spectrum
se93
Rude language and vulgar language. Context
KailaBell
Neither is neat and immaculate.
FrozenTime
Most of those are different levels of intensity too. "I'm worried about my food going stale." vs "I'm anxious about my crippling debt."
Abendschein
"I'm very worried about my good going stale."
Abendschein
"I'm very worried about my good going stale."
khtad
Man, there are at least 131 derpsters who didn't understand the point of the (re)post at all.
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
You sound very sagacious.
insilico
I think it's a beautiful immaculate list, myself.
khtad
They aren't meant to be interchangeable. One is intended to be a stronger application of the other.
ukalliq
Vulgar is more like a subset of rude. Rude is just impolite for any reason. Vulgar borders on obscene.
FrigginCornflakes
Vulgar means "common" or "ordinary" if translated directly from Latin. The connotation originally was more about class than politeness.
kargul
"Scalding" is not a stronger version of "hot." "Scalding" is only applicable when talking about water. "Very quiet" obviously does not (1)
khtad
Hence 'intended' and 'meant'. Also scalding can mean with or AS IF WITH water or steam.
lowkeybrotherofthor
Chemicals can be scalding, hot lava can be scalding, soup can be scalding. Use your imagination.
kargul
All right, liquid then, not water. My bedroom can be "very hot." It cannot be "scalding."
CandidGamera
Well, there might be sweat or other bodily fluids... Hmm, I don't think the "wooing women" part is gonna work here...
kargul
mean "silent," as it could describe a sound that is quiet but still exists. "Adoration" has significant connotational differences with (2)
khtad
Alright, let's get pedantic. No human has ever heard silence--you can hear your heart and breath through your bones if you listen.
khtad
That means that every human application of silent means "very quiet", or "quiet enough so that I don't hear it in normal context."
kargul
"love." Actually, almost all of these have significant connotational differences with their counterparts. The point of the line in the (3)
kargul
movie was to be specific with your language; to choose exactly the words that describe what you're trying to convey. This chart does (4)
khtad
Pedantry, continued: Adoration's literal first definition in the dictionary is "deep love or respect", so it fits in this context well.
Glumerlink
vulgar means common, rude is just...rude
lowkeybrotherofthor
Vulger can also mean repulsive...which most rude people are.
khtad
The vernacular vulgar has changed from common to something rude, lewd, or crude. The etymology is common, but it hasn't meant that in ages.
Glumerlink
but when you think of someone as "common" you still associate them as being that way. Just think of the term "basic bitch"
cinnewyn
Vulgar 1.lacking sophistication or good taste. 2.making explicit and offensive reference to sex or bodily functions; coarse and rude. [1]
Glumerlink
2. characteristic of or belonging to the masses.
cinnewyn
I got my results from the definition that popped up in google, but dictionary.com has a better one which covers more meanings.
cinnewyn
[2] 3. (dated) characteristic of or belonging to ordinary people.
cinnewyn
[3] While it does mean common, it's an old meaning which isn't used as much as the other two. Rude is the meaning I've always known.
cheeseywiz98
Dated
IknowalittleIcanguesstherest
Funny to me that @sabrinadent never got back in on the thread. She said OP was wrong, then went away.
sabrinadent
She was sleeping. She wasn't just very tired, she was exhausted.
kargul
She's also right. This chart makes me sad every time I see it.
IknowalittleIcanguesstherest
Well hello then! So cool of you to respond. So, you feeling better now?
sabrinadent
Well I have pizza coming, so I have that going for me :)
TheKnowing1
Language is a tool. Learn to use your tools.
flyingpumpkin
I for one would rather know how to use many tools than be a master in but one.
HeyCasButt
I try using my tool everyday
Snooj
I almost had to use the tool of a napkin to wipe tea off my keyboard.
SpindlesTheRaspberry
Or...you could just use your tool.
UncivilEngineer
Your tool drinks tea?
SpindlesTheRaspberry
Erm...yup.