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Mar 30, 2017 12:54 PM
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rouverius
You know there is quicksand if you see vines or long branches conveniently laying around.
WachZilson
-1 +1 -1 +1 mathematical!
MarioBoon
Almost lost a $500 handcar!
Riniktheal
Um excuse me bottom left is lightning sand -1
TGWeaver
Yeah I saw this get posted in the comments of that sea mine picture, too. For like the millionth fucking time.
wheredidiputmypencil
but also upvote for John Mulaney reference
Schmedes
It's not a reference, they straight up stole the joke and presented it as their own clever idea.
TheMightyElk
That title tho
TOMMOEX
Still got a fear of it though, TV and shows like watchdogs did a good job of making sure i had it
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
it's a major pain in minecraft, so there's that
Xopher30
Thanks for the stolen joke from John Mulaney
wheredidiputmypencil
What in the wild wild name of sports is going on here, it was a $400 handcart
SpankyToy
I searched all over my hometown and never found any.
itxtalone
well you need to go out and adventure. quicksand does not follow you into your house to eat you in you computer chair
NinjaSpork
aspiring screenwriter: "Wait...say that again"
NinjaSpork
aspiring screenwriter: "Wait...say that again"
aShogunNamedMarcus
You showed Artax "Futurama" S4E7 while crossing the swamps of sadness. It was super effective.
norrinraddsboard
Cept that handcart was valued at $400
retnab
There was a quarry near where I grew up and my friends and I would sneak in and swim in the quicksand pools that the quarry made. Good fun!
TigerMcStanley
Thank you JOHN MULANEY
BurtDangerMacklin
If ur comin to visit take i90 cause i95 has a little quicksand in the midle. Looks like regular sand but then ur gonna start to sink into it
ConcernedPansexual
TheAutoBoT1011
Where I grew up there was stuff called "gumbo" that acted like quicksand only it was shallower but I still lost a lot of rubber boots to it.
Mafffuman1
What happened to the horse?
ThePrimeMagus
Several shows from my childhood made me think spontaneous combustion was a real concern.
McFisticuffs
Yeah, that shit never hap
SepiaSkies
Radiolab did a particularly cool episode on how kids no longer fear quicksand. http://www.radiolab.org/story/quicksand/
RozzAMcGee
I actually stepped in a tiny patch once, it was only knee deep but it was an unnerving experience
magicdykexxl
John mulaney
therealhoward
Shower thoughts
AlabamaShakySnake
You had a very long childhood.
verybesttiger
Is this a stolen meme that stole a joke?
probatus
Two boys where I lived died in quicksand. Actually true.
Inxochitlinatl
Yah, I got stuck in quicksand as a kid, it was terrifying. And pretty sure as a kid it was deep enough to suck me under, too.
probatus
Mythbusters did a quicksand experiment and ruled it a myth and not a real danger. I was genuinely sad.
Inxochitlinatl
So that's interesting, but I swear to the high heavens I got sucked down to my waist, my friends and brother had to pull me out. I have....
Inxochitlinatl
Always wanted to go back to that spot as an adult and see if it does indeed have quicksand. It was in the backwaters of a river bottom.
MakeBreadNotWar
It's been proven that being sucked down to the waist is possible, but no one has directly died from quicksand
kornholio135
Upvote for the Blazing Saddles reference.
GuliaJulia
Give the governor a harrumph
soulman901
Almost lost a $400 Cart there...
eydwerd
Am I wrong....or is the world...rising?
TelegramForMongo
I'm partially relevant.
Jdeb3
If it was a candygram it would be fully relevant.
RaisedByTurnips
TRUE STORY: A childhood friend of mind got caught in quick sand, in Tunisia, and died from suffocation. Disclaimer: not a true story
Chocolatecoveredmoose
That was a wild ride from start to finish
a07joshuajj
*spoiler alert*
EccentricNimoy
Dirty rotten fake comments..
ASmallLoanOfAMillionDollars
Official report said quicksand, sarlacc would have raised concern
Nerdster94
You fuck
MinorClarification
Was gonna say, quicksand actually makes it easier to float. It's difficult to sink in quicksand because it's more dense than we are.
RaisedByTurnips
Good job you didn't say that then, mighta looked a bit daft ;)
Yatengaki
ThoughtfulSatan
Seems legit
aWiseSageOnceSaid
You and your Turnip parents are the reason why I have trust issues.
SlimJimTim
I read that as trump parents and was very pleased and then re read it and now am not so pleased. +1 anyway
Frapa
the guy was raised by turnips! what do you expect? :D
RaisedByTurnips
We're sorry about, as compensation I shall issue you as many upvotes as I can, till I get bored
DragonLordG
so, one?
RaisedByTurnips
I did at least 5
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
DonaldSossamon
HelpHowDoIUsername
Username checks out.
SeeNSaiyan
mangoshapedspace
could you share your life story how it's like being raised by Turnips?
RaisedByTurnips
I once did that. I'll try to recreate it one day
RaisedByTurnips
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