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... Also I think they could go without the extra cholesterol. So here goes my concession bear.
Sep 7, 2016 3:57 AM
snorgasmicinbed
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... Also I think they could go without the extra cholesterol. So here goes my concession bear.
TwoCatsZeroFucks
You must have a pathetic little life to derive satisfaction from this.
RickM
What are you putting on their popcorn that has cholesterol in it? Actual butter?
MusicPirate
No butter crew stand up!
shartfearer
the secret is stuffing your crotch with a stick of butter and sneaking it in
veryfunnyscottynowbeamdownmyclothes
It's not your place to do that to paying customers regardless of how you feel about their weight.
therealdrummer
I worked at at a theatre and I just gave everyone butter. Unless it was no salt. Fuck no salt people
Obi1thejedi
The bear looks smaller I almost think it's compression bear.
UncleVinny
Jokes on you, I don't go back to complain. I just expect the service to suck everywhere. So when my order is correct, I'm happy for a bit.
gratitudeovergreed
Crushed it.
Seabottom
Putting butter on popcorn should be a crime. That shit is disgusting. Put salt on it like every other normal european.
grandma4geology
Quite the little passive dictator, aren't ya.
TheCrispiestNoodles
As a pregnant woman... You better put the fucking butter on my popcorn or I'll just cry.
zaenis
You CHOOSE to work in customer service and act like an ASSHOLE. Grats on being a fuck stick.
RozzAMcGee
...you..you know the carbs in the popcorn makes them fat, not the butter, right? Right? Plus your body controls cholesterol by itself.
RoyBattysDove
But think of the calories burned by walking back out and complaining.
Lugh314159
personally, I prefer the white cheddar powder flavouring.
TheGuyBehindTheOtherGuy
Encouraging them to do a little extra exercise. Nice
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
But... Can't they see you not put extra butter? I'm confusedx
jelliottbrennan
A true cynic would load the fatties up with extra butter.
YourPalCthulhu
Thou may have your cake. And eat it too!
HtownFreethinker
My first thought also!
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Concession bear. I like it
mmmmmmShaiHulud
What next? Congestion bear? Recession bear? Vivisection bear? Condescension bear?
perseco
I never order popcorn. It's not worth the price, and I don't like getting kernels stuck in my teeth and feeling like a fat piece of shit.
perseco
I also sneak water bottles in my jacket in the winter because yall bitches charge like $4-5 for one.
EldreshSaenz
When things like this happen to me, I don't complain. I just never return to that theater and tell everyone about the experience.
puppiesforall
I also work at a theatre and only give full butter pumps to nice customers. Rude people get half assed pumps instead.
Tikityler
That is a fair way to do it. I'm glad you actually give them what they asked for instead of being an asshat.
BlackIsAllIFeel
Better confession: I work retail and am unhappy about this, so I'm very passive aggressive towards the people I'm paid to serve.
dangerousDoc
But the butter is coconut oil... They don't have much cholesterol
Vitalhornet89
I usually ask for no butter. But I'm weird.
snorgasmicinbed
how's your cholesterol? ;)
Vitalhornet89
Probably a little high.
Moonset
Is that weird? I've never even heard of a person putting butter on popcorn...
snorgasmicinbed
it is bald eagle tradition here in the states to douse popcorn at theater in liquid butter.
Moonset
Is that good? Doesn't it make the popcorn all soggy?
snorgasmicinbed
yes and no. it works in strange ways
axiomatic77
I only go to theaters that let me add my own butter. I am fat and in Texas.
Tikityler
You are not at the theatre that brings you stew?
NickBlacksHumor
They aren't going to change by underhandly denying them. But even more then they will die faster
LoneSloth
Confection bear
RoyBattysDove
Concession bear.
LoneSloth
Correction Bear
RoyBattysDove
Connection bear.
LoneSloth
C - section Bear
RoyBattysDove
Erection Bear.
drasun
Ah yes, the Americans again. Thinking it's normal to put actual butter on your popcorn. Amazing.
RetConMan
It's already soaked in palm oil. Might as well go for the gusto I guess?
PicklesAreCapitalism
Well I mean. We can't exactly cook it fireside in sand like they originally did.
drasun
Step 1: Put corn on hot surface. Step 2: Done.
sillyblackcat
True. I only seen it in America.
grannygoggles
What does everyone else put on it? Nothing? What does @drasun mean by "actual butter"?
sillyblackcat
In my country we just put salt.
grannygoggles
Yeah but you gotta put the butter on to make the salt stick!
sillyblackcat
Nahh you dont :D
grannygoggles
Totally forgot to ask where you're from?
sillyblackcat
Poland :D
grannygoggles
What do you put on it?
drasun
Nothing? Sometimes there's a bit of sugar, sometimes salt. Most times it's nothing though.
grannygoggles
What, for real?! I don't think I've ever had plain popcorn
drasun
That's how 90% of the world eats it tbh
grannygoggles
I have not traveled far. I only know my small area of Ontario. A very small area.
ThatSplainsItLucy
That's messed up. You charge a stupid amount of money for about 10 cents worth of corn. Then, they don't get the butter that they want. Nice
painfullyawkward
Found the fatty
fr1080f
Yay! It's actually 40 cents... jeez you act like it's overpriced.
PicklesAreCapitalism
It's 40 cents worth of corn going for $5-$10 bucks at the theatres near me...
DEFCONwhite
Popcorn is 8-14$ here. Yeah.
ciarusvh
Since blockbuster film budgets skyrocketed, movie rents are too expensive for ticketsales alone to make money. Snacks're how cinemas survive
Tikityler
Yeah, and you should give the customers the snack they want so they come back...
ciarusvh
Yup - and because, who the fuck are you to decide who's allowed butter....?
Tikityler
Right? Such a dick move.
ciarusvh
Seems petty, but I'd fire that guy - disrespecting the customers and the job itself. He must be bored out of his mind to even think of it.
IDoAnalOnTheFirstDate
Yeah. It's not really anyone's place in a job they're getting PAID for to decide what the customer can/can't have.
Solkanarmy
the keyword here is 'extra' - if you want extra, you have to ask, OP is just doing his job
blahblahghost
He specifically said he doesn't give it to them when they ask.
IDownvoteUnsaucedPosts
Reading comprehension
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So... Pretty sure a bartender is actually paid to decide if the customer has had enough of something.
CavalierNique
That would be the Law, not an act of personal malice.
YouCanChangeYourUsernameAtAnyMomentInImgurSettings
Yes but then they don't serve you. Not take the money, and pretend to serve you (like give a non-alcoholic drink).
eireabu
Based on their behavior, not appearance.
RoyBattysDove
Obesity is a result of behavior. Just sayin'
RoyBattysDove
Former bartender here. When someone complained I didn't make drink string enough, I'd put on drop of alcohol in the 1/2
RoyBattysDove
2/2 to shock their tastebuds and they'd think I put extra in. Saved money and got a bigger tip. All bartenders do this.
RoyBattysDove
* in the straw.
Ilikeyogurt
A drunk person can cause harm a fat person craving butter cannot.Just Imagined nutty professor gigantor destroying buildings looking for it
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I guess you've never seen a fat person craving butter before.