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Sep 18, 2017 4:43 AM
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IndyAndyJones
I told you I was gonna tap that if you didn't close the deal. I warned ya.
eromitlab
W H O A
Dickhawk
Thanks for reminding me of Sarah, Tara, Sarah, Bre, Heather, Alicia, Hot Bartender, Chick at Target, College girls across the street........
1414145691
We've all been there
DazzlingCockroach
https://media.tenor.com/images/a700a11d84356ffec99eb6cccdfd80a3/tenor.gif
FlightRisk3154
Fucking ouch, this one hurt. Not at all experiencing this right now.
RazorSharpCoffeeLid
Get out of my head....GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
realian
How is the last part a summarization of my weekend? Jesus.
Acronymicon
MFW
dzbomber
I upvote for PBR!
FranktheMailman
At least you didn't catch her taking cash to date some dude in a Benz
KommissarShitBiscuits
So Im not the only one
railgap
All those big words and you shortened 'you' to 'u' every time. What the hell, man?
cuntybumsox
at some point in my life, a cutie macking on a Rando in their 30's would have been gross, now I'm nearly 40 a rando in their 30's is young:(
JodieFostersStare
Too real...
Unitard
Wait, you're reflecting? Acknowledging your dysfunctional attitude and working to make yourself better? Relax, buddy. You'll do alright.
imguraptor64
Oh yeah, this is 100% a better reaction than it could've been.
ToastedVanilla
As a 26 yo rando I was confused about what's wrong with making out with a rando in his 30's. Then I remembered kids exist oh yeah.
Rkfinecake
OMG I've been there! When I was 12..... and 19.... and.... 31....
drunkmastered
Time to switch to the hard stuff...
TonyBalogna
Exactly.
probationaryperiod
Are you my ex?
Kermithasbigsad
The fact that that picture so accurately portrays the caption...
darksamus8
No. Just having an emotional reaction isn't immature, but how you respond and what you do with your emotions is what defines you
sadiii
It's fucking 9 in the morning man...
Dannyxrain
Damn, I still miss her. Not so much these days but still
sestrenger
I hear you, brother, same here.
Wubba
And then when she drunkly comes to talk to you after, you say "I've got other places to beagrle"
Magnenima
Got a hard nose exhale from that
lemmonthomas
The cruelest trick life can play on you is to, introduce you to your soulmate at the wrong time.
gjpete18
too relevant rn +1
daewookie
true misery is realizing it was the perfect timing because everything was truly perfect, best 6 yrs of your life, but YOU alone fucked it up
Andalite
Nope. Cruelest trick is when you meet your soulmate, but they don't meet theirs.
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
Trust me. The first one is worse.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Getting over people you only dated in your imagination is a real thing
HandsomeJack19
I resemble this remark.
terrorofthederp
Screws you over when they dump you though!
annabond
The SO that you never had and this is the abyss, forever descending pit.
AModernEpic
I once got depressed over an amazing marriage I had in a dream,woke up, wasn't real. Must have been inception style as felt like a lifetime.
crazyspelling
"Holy s__t this guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!"
Muttons1337
Getting over them when they were real means finding a new favorite bar.
AsTheDrugsWearOffIRealizeImActuallyACat
Thankfully she wasn't a fan of my favorite bar, so I get to go to the same place every week and get casually wasted around familiar faces!
Muttons1337
I sucked it up and swallowed my pride. We're pretty good friends now. I ended up coming back to my favorite bar.