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thegubStar
A friend saw two individuals with huge backpacks filled up. Asked where they were going to camp. They were homeless nd on the streets
TresusIbor
#6 Probably got the job because they thought it was a good dad joke.
briham86
Helping my grandpa get a new iPhone. Salesperson was explaining the fingerprint reader and passcode. I said "The passcode is in case you
briham86
lose your finger, haha." Turns out the salesperson is missing the tip of one finger.
feralgnarth
I hope they remembered the passcode, then.
PorkHerAndMoveOn
In HS watching QVC with fam, CitiKnits was featured. I LOLed and screamed CLITKNITS. Still think about it in my 30s.
tibbersbear
Went to dog park and there was a dog that looked similar to mine and also had a harness the same as mine. Yelled at that dog 1/2
tibbersbear
For jumping on his owner while playing thinking it was my dog. Nope. Luckily guy just laughed.
montecristo85
I personally think Anne Frank would enjoy you taking a selfie in her mirror.
GeminiBattle
auditioning for $100K pyramid. category was "ways to make chicken" I read "ways to make children" and I said "intercourse" didn't get on.
PowayMermaid
At my old job I was once so tired that I tried to lower a radio by 'shushing' it.
leeroypowers
HS pep rally pep talk - try to hit confetti egg with frying pan - pan slips and flies into crowd - nails special ed kid in head (true story)
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Is he the best kid to hit in the head or the worst?
kepler20c
Best.
GarroshDidNothingWrong
Please make more of these, it was great
MeRoyMinoy
It's only embarrassing if you let yourself be embarrassed
ICantSeeMyForehead
Then it is.
LiteralFruit
Once, I was teaching my friend how to play a PC FPS game and she kept moving the mouse, then moving the character in seperate actions. 1/2
LiteralFruit
I told her "no you have to use wasd and the mouse at the same time". It was at that moment I remembered she only had 1 arm. 2/2
finnthepokeman
I've got one arm, trust me it happens a lot, don't sweat it bro, it's all good
feralgnarth
As a note, a mouse built for MMOs might be helpful. Program the side buttons for movement and keyboard stuff, and still use the mouse too.
feralgnarth
If she’s serious about gaming she likely already found it, but if physical logistics turned her away from gaming it might be helpful.
WeenusMaGee
I said excuse me to a sliding glass door once.
metalfoto
Well at leastu r polite
enderite
I was very young and grew up in a mostly white suburb. Stayed overnight in philly with my aunt and cousins. Went to a convenience store..
capsaicinheat
Was 12. From a midwest small town visiting a big city for the first time. At a KFC I say real loud to my dad....
capsaicinheat
All these black people are weird!
enderite
“Wow aunt Karolyn! There’s a lot of black people in here!” She hurried me out of the store. Think I saw an old black woman smirk. I was 5
MadKraken
I had just gotten off the phone with my mother and told a fellow orchestra member " see ya tomorrow - love ya" and promptly left
BanadecCamberbootch
I once hung up on my flute teacher with "Love you, bye" then immediately called back to apologize. She laughed her ass off.
peachesforme
i have a co-worker who loves to leave busy situations with a "see you later, love you!" to see if people will reply the same automatically 1
peachesforme
fucking works often too. but hell we all just figure many kinds of love. nothing wrong with what you said 2
MadKraken
What made it worse was he was training to be a priest and his sect was firmly against homosexuality so I had insulted him AND his god
MollyNapQueen
Good. As a lesbian I fully support insulting narrow minded, bigoted assholes.
Stillirrelevant
Hey, it’s perfectly fine to insult his dislike of homosexuality.
MissAizea
What is the wanker sign
bitemark
Surprised I had to scroll this far down. Video shows it as the jerk-off hand motion
HenryLongfellowIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r52gAI5ce3s 0:38 or so.
MissAizea
I'm an idiot. I was imagining a W similar to the L sign for loser.
HenryLongfellowIII
I can't imagine a mom doing that, but.. takes all kinds.
louster
I was once approached by an older tourist couple who, having commented that I looked like I might know (I was young and student-y looking) -
louster
- asked me where Bennett's Bar was. It sounded familiar, and so I paused and thought about it, and asked them to describe it and stuff. Eve-
louster
-ntually I gave up and apologised and said I couldn't recall, and by that time they seemed pretty antsy to move on anyway, so I wished -
louster
- them good luck and went home. Later, out of curiosity, I looked it up. It had been LITERALLY BEHIND ME and they'd clearly spotted it.
lordfluffy
#13 Putting the "fun" in funeral.
holycuntbuckets
When I worked in retail, customer asked if we had Diwali cards. I asked if it was a cartoon character.
CrazyCatLad
At 16 working retail, there were so many things I never heard of and if people had accents, I didn't even know what to search in the PDA.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I could look this up, but I'm not. What is that?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I didn't know either. Now I do though. Pretty interesting stuff!
HenryLongfellowIII
The Hindu festival of lights, you uneducated swine.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
pfsar
I love how proud you are of being lazy as well as ignorant...
DisgruntledFerret
Lazy sure, but if they were proud of being ignorant they wouldn't have bothered to ask. Loosen that stick up your bum, chum.
pfsar
Admiring honesty doesn’t mean I have a stick up my backside.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
If your intention wasn't to be demeaning, i apologize for my earlier remark. I'm not normally that mean myself.
DisgruntledFerret
Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic and mean. My bad if you weren't.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
You're truly a miserable dick, huh?
pfsar
For admiring your honesty? Now you’re just being silly.
Snooj
When I was young I once went into a back to cash a check. The woman at the desk said "We don't cash checks, this is the electric company."
FairyGodzilla
HEY YOU GUYSSSSS
kkus
you may laugh at #4 but when the machines take over, their death will be quick and painless
stephanieyes173
I saw a friend's van overnight at my neighbor's house several times. When I asked him about it he told me his wife drives the van
kepler20c
Good looking out for the buddy though. Not your problem.
donjohngamer
Not one moment but I'm a friendly person and will wave back to basically anyone. Too often they are waving to the person behind me... cringe
krauraurgg
That's why you only do a subtle nod if you're unsure. Enough to sort of qualify as a greeting while maintaining plausible deniability.
TheRezHungarian
I do that on purpose as often as I can.
BennyBoiz
I'm glad other people do it too. I also want to feel loved
PirateFroglet
Own it, wave at the other person too with a big damn smile! Meet new people, make friends and alienate snobs!
Eowyneb
I did this a lot. The best thing that you can do is laugh about it and tell them "I thought you where just friendly"
JeanClaudeVanDammit
Me: waving BACK at new colleague. Her: still waving, “Hi Steve!” (Me no Steve). Worse: she came and apologised later. She pities me.
muwah
I’m that person too. I always wave and smile back at any friendly greeting aimed in my direction. Smh
pvtsquirel
I just own it when it happens
Macish
Niece going to get nails done with her mum. Out of nowhere - "I thought you hated the Chinese". Apparently mum hated the Chinese PLACE. /1
Macish
of course mum was at the door and vanished like a magician, leaving me with mini-hitler and some hostile Chinese women wielding nail files.
HenryLongfellowIII
We Vietnamese, we hate Chinese too.
Macish
To clarify - wasn't a racial issue. At all. Was a kids say the darnedest things issue.
HenryLongfellowIII
Of course, no misunderstanding. It just would be funny if the girls were racist.
Macish
I always suspected the little one!
TheNerdFonz
At a social event, two girls stopped to talk to me when I was a freshman in HS and told me I looked a bit like Justin Timberlake.
TheNerdFonz
I proceeded to explain to them in great detail why they were wrong and just making fun of me.
hisdudenesselduderino
One time I read all the prompts for a Twitter feed that someone posted on imgur even though it was the same as the title.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Be happy it only appears on the first 5 pictures ;)
hisdudenesselduderino
Oh, I know, I read every single time...
Brul
A day after rearranging my wallet, i tried to pay for a meal with my library card. Waitress called her friend over to laugh about it.
safireix
Cleaned my purse out the night before my driving theory test. Only realised AT the test centre that I’d thrown my licence in the bin too.
keyblader1985
That's pretty messed up of her, to be honest.
Account01
Friend had 3 cards. The machine wouldnt work. It wasnt the paywave one. Switched cards. Also not the paywave one. (when the tech was new)
BritishBatman
Paywave?
Account01
Paywave/Paypass/Contactless. Seems to have many names varying with brand/location, Im sure the list goes on.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I also have no idea what any of that means. Do you just mean a credit/debit card?
dullgenericusername
It's a specific kind of card with a chip in it. To pay you just wave the card over the scanner and don't need to enter a PIN
CosmicApe
Cards with NFC. No swiping, no PINs
BritishBatman
Ah, Yeah. In England it's universally contactless
Account01
It is here too now, this was a few years ago.
HolyCowDoNotEat
Tap!
HolyCowDoNotEat
We say, “tap your card here.” Canada.
muramaza
I'm not familiar with any of those lol
Account01
"Tap and Go"? The bank cards with chips in them which allow you to pay without inserting the card into a reader.
SlotegeAllDay
There have been a few times where I was so tired I tried inserting my I.D card into the credit card reader to buy my breakfast. One time 1/
SlotegeAllDay
It happened and the person beside me in line went "Wrong card, man." I looked at him confused, looked down at my I.D sticking out of the 2/
SlotegeAllDay
Credit card machine, and just shook my head as I slowly put my debit card in. The cashier gave me the most genuine look of understanding 3/
SlotegeAllDay
And said "I think that sums up everyone's morning that's come through here today." Still so goddamn embarrassing. 4/4
AtsaMattaForYou
#1
wereSOlittle
But you know Anne Frank would have been taking all the selfies if she had a camera.
gaaaaalavant
When I went to Dachau there were a bunch of German schoolkids throwing rocks at each other. Made me wonder where those rocks have been.
L0nelyr0b0t
Recently spent 3 weeks in central Europe studying the holocaust, although there are some very strict rules in some places.... this happens 1
L0nelyr0b0t
Way more than you would think. And it's not just people on vacation. It's people from all nationalities and backgrounds doing this stuff.
TinyTaters
I just came back from touring Dachau... you would not believe how often ppl take smiling posing photos with dark shit.
Imalwaysready
Sadly, I think I would believe it.
HenryLongfellowIII
Some places they don't let you take photos of Nazi relics-- lest they end up in the wrong hands.
todayok
"Wrong hands" WTF? Any picture of withing a public museum that "wrong hands" want, they've already taken.
ruferto
i see nothing wrong w/ that tbh
TheZacAttack
Okay. This is the one i don't understand, what's the issue? It's not like terrible things are still happening, and sure its a somber place
ThisUserProfileWillSelfDestructIn321
It’s been a year since I went and it still haunts me. There are things you learn that they don’t teach you in high school history class.
TheZacAttack
But if I'm on vacation I'm probably happy and smiling, so..... If I take a picture I'm gonna smile, and i don't usually take selfies but I
TheZacAttack
Do sometimes..... so. I don't get the issue
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ElSynonymous
It displays massive ignorance and selfishness. It's actually the perfect picture if you need to prove you're stupid.
Snaitf
I'll jump on this downvote train by completely agreeing with you.
achmed42
Search „yolocaust“ and have a look through the pictures. Maybe You will get it.
Mackmax3
It's about respect for the things that happened there.
CrazyCatLad
I 100% agree and am not calling you out personally but imgur does love joking about the holocaust or 9/11... in all fairness.
TheZacAttack
I mean, yes to both of you. I think it's a heck of a double standard to complain about a girl taking a selfie and then make Hitler jokes
DixonHillPrivateEye
I didnt smile in pics at Mt. Vernon or Gettysburg and outright refused to take photos at Arlington Nat Cem. Just my personal preference.
oynsy
Ironically concentration isn't her forte
Mindshard
Surprising considering the massive head.
loononHHL
Was buying balloons at a dollar store from a very manly looking woman. When she gave me change I said thank you sir.
JessaNub
Someone called me sir on accident the other day. I don’t look or sound like a man. I wonder how long it will haunt him.
Zahnradfee
Eh, I once made a gentleman aware that he was in the wrong restroom. Turned out to be a rather masculine looking lady.
ThisGuyHere
I did this to a woman at the McDonalds near my work. The kid at the first window had a more feminine voice and her voice was deep af.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
The twin sons and the homeless woman paying...there's no coming back from that.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
The homeless woman is easy, come back and give her way more money than she spent on you.