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Every time I see Jack recently...
This Guy!
Binge watching..
Lending is a mistake
No!
floatingscreen
That Australia ones true though
UhCoolDood
I'm feelin' slow over here, what is the joke in the high school photo of daniel?
Anfalicious
ALWAYS CLOSE THE LID YOU FILTH QUEENS
valen00
That's about 1000km too high for Sydney BTW, Sydney is a bit lower than the middle of the state vertically and hard on the ocean
smuemoo
Fun story my mum got nervous when a policeman drove by so she waved and he pulled her over for not having both hands on the wheel.
MYNAMEISBRETT
I guess Dan is sick of our shit.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Shadow suggests the girls butt looks fine the way it is. Fat asses ≠ sexy in my humblest of opinions.
lockebeulve
Screwed up on your capitalization skills too.
lockebeulve
But +1 anyway for having a great collection that made me smile.
mambloo
Thanks ..
OneInThePinkTwoInTheStink
I tryna, he trynas
Anfalicious
Well, kudos for getting Sydney in the right state, but no.
Cannadance
That zeus one killed me. +1
CrimsonNirnr00t
Pain killers one is true until you stop taking them and then everything is pretty damn painful
Andre2998
Sydney is much more south.
WafflesMcGee
Sorry 'bout the date stuff, OP
mambloo
Thanks mate.
TrapsAreIllegal
#3 is very fair...
rasmis
Why would a police car undertake you in #2?
dogestyle
how did you screw up ?
TimeFoDat
#3 Are you saying her kids are a bunch of whores?
Verldemert
I will never understand why women can't just put down the fucking seat themselves. You don't hear us bitching that we have to lift it.
hazeUrselfforthatcomment
Uhhh, that's not where Sydney is...http://www.discoversydney.com.au/images/australia.gif
RoyalTarts
Well, it was labeled by an American.
hazeUrselfforthatcomment
Too true RoyalTarts. Too true.
BeerBeererBeerist
Someone once called me sexist for the toilet seat rule. If you think about it though it's more about equality. Butt touched seat equality.
GreatSexWeekend
God, I hate when I gotta go back to being be fit.
ihazanaccount
I have never related more to a cracker in my entire life.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Bummer bout the date... But this daniel dude is seriously throwing me off. whats up with him?
minimoo37
He basically said fuck you to the high school. Look at the first letter of each word
minimoo37
Np
thefrosama
Ooohh thank you. I was so lost.
TheMatrixIsReal
Fuq yu Meen MAN!
stevetehpirate
As a man who maintains a beard the other 11 months a year, this was my reaction to
Schmedes
Do they just change that dude's name to something that sounds Asian and fits their joke now?
TheMatrixIsReal
Fuq yu meen?
FlyntFlossyIsMyFavouriteRapper
Sure do. That's Kevin Chang.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
What happened on the date?
exyxe
Fuq Yu Meen?
mambloo
She never came.. guess that's a no.
Trowe
That's what she said! Or would've, had she been there. I'll get my coat.
grim86
Sorry bro. It's happened to me before too. Is it really so hard to call and say "i cant make it" or "no thanks"?
Dispari
It's not your fault if she didn't show. Some people just suck like that. Go find someone better.
CreepyPhlox
She didn't "come" or she didn't "cum"?
CommonSenze
must resist urge to make orgasm joke.
SuperBobKing
It is. Didn't you read the title?
ASAPSleep
I'm right there with you
ipreferyoucallmedoctor
(: You made me laugh after I got stood up. But hey bartender poured me a free shot. Hahaha
sammyknees
well at least you got to have sex, doesn't sound so bad
BeardedWiseman
Shes not worth it, youre beautiful and i love you!
Latino24
This happened to me last week. Didn't even bother to say she wasn't coming then ignored me for 3 days. Finally told me that her (1/2)
Latino24
Grandma ended up in the hospital that night. Then continued to ignore me after i tried to be nice. Whether it was true or not idk.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
As in she never CAME or she didn't turn up? You didn't screw up either way, and she's a shithead if she didn't even tell you in advance.
Pirkale
Sometimes the women get cold feet even if they are really stoked for the date. Then they are mortified and cannot bear to make contact.
mambloo
Thanks man!.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I'm a lady! But you're welcome.