Jerryiceben
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Apr 10, 2017 3:46 PM
Jerryiceben
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manslut
Well it's MY birthday too, dammit!
ShamnusMcfee
and?
L0StWaNdErEr
great freaking legs...
themojoe2
I wonder if she likes dumb guys with no money?
kirmokum
that's a dope dress.
poo4cum
A rather toothy gal
BannedForNSFW03
LordStarkillerHimself
I quite agree with your username
Randi5000
LOOK AT HER PINKY TOE
drewcrosby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KamSolastor
Does she kinda remind anyone of a likeness to the nice teacher from Matilda?
Dylzner
Cute dress
takethetoaster
platerade
Y'all should go out more
HumanBeingOfEarth
What that mouth do tho
AliThePolishViking
Nice feet
JadeValkyrie9
I enjoy her, this is a nice picture.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
you reckon? ugly dress and she looks constipated
tatischief
Pch picture is okay, that dress however, me wanna. Thats a nice dress.
kmdestroyer13
My exact thoughts...
Nathanfake
you should friend request her on FB
Alastor3
you know, he was being polite while everyone make jokes around here.
JickityChi
I would totally take her out at 7pm for a nice dinner and stroll around town and have her home by 10
mattygunner32
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states. #amiright
Dylzner
My favorite quote from the great Gatsby
RogerTheCactus
that dress is absolutely stunning.
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
It's my 29th.
jsprankles
Happy Birthday! Mines tomorrow. =)
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
Thank you. Happy early birthday
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
Happy Birthday!
muleFUEL
flyingdutchfrenchman
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
Thanks
MrBiggles1123
When I first saw her I was like, She is a face combo of Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly.
LuigiVampa
Except for some reason I like both of them absurdly more than her
NiktNieMozeTegoZrozumiec
For younger me, that's a perfect combination - I had quite the crush on them! And yes, she's very pretty
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Kierie Nightport
KimBongChill
I also see a bit of Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen, especially in the interrogation scene in VII
SunnySarah20
Anyone else see some Rachel Leigh Cook a la She's All That?
flobadob782
So Natalie Portman or Kiera Knightly? They look about the same to me!
PalulukanMakto
Yup. Only reasonable explanation is that they're twins seperated at birth.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Jesus, she's only two years older than me. What the fuck am I doing with my life
Blrp0
Well hey you're probably a better actor so you have that going for you.
AbyssalGigantism
She's only 6 months younger than me what am I doing with MY life!?
1metalnation
She's a month older than me and I know exactly what I'm doing with my life.
KBiT
Not starring in Star Wars obviously
Cataleast
I... uhh... She's... ohhh... about twel... goddamnit... never mind. I'll be in the corner weeping.
whatsubredditthispicturebelongsin
At your age, she was filming Episode VII
erischilde
9 years younger than me. Fuck
bud467
Just over 3 years for me. Ugh
deadpoolssistersarah
I just asked that question
somehapaguy
Quick, make a Star Wars movie
AdrianDunne
:|
pleaseletmetouchyourbutt
She is very lucky no doubt.
LandManatee
Apparently, humping heads.
SprekenZeeChickens
And so it begins.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
Not acting obviously.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Something different than her I'm guessing
iamthisguy247
She's 12 years younger than me and has accomplished more. But that's cool. She's a good actress, I'm happy for her.
Gacva
She is 6 days older that me, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEidley!
jsprankles
She's a day older than me. =D
ShitSteve0Says
I don't think comparing yourself to a famous actor is a great way to judge how impressive your life is.
exeunt
Right but we're gonna do it anyway. I'm 25 and I've done NOTHING
shmekie
Being a normal person who wasn't randomly selected at great odds to be rich and famous?
p80t
Screw years of hard work for most of them right
shmekie
It takes a decade to make an overnight success. But also, luck.
Aggressivesnuggler
The best you can. Keep being you, I believe in you!
YoSoyMilk
She's like 8 months younger than me, speak for yourself.
DataBender
Try a few years.
megodk
4 years for me
vanbarbee
The fact I'm two years older than some Star Wars makes me proud.
TheTitan94
You probably weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Now don't take this as me attacking her. Just observing.
Alastor3
was she born with a silver spoon in her mouth ?
palelegionnaire1204
Her mother's family is English aristocracy, I don't know what her actual circumstances were growing up.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Humping heads, by the looks of it.
ShaggySnatch7
She 5 years younger than me and i am replying to a comment of someone two years younger than her...wtf am I doing with my life.
zenoshogun
I would tell both of you to get off my lawn if I had one.
keioto
At least we doo my have to maintain a garden. But if I had a garden I could adopt some slobbery giant dog. He can bark at things to get off.
mmurrbles
FoeOfFauxPho
WTF am I doing replying to a comment of someone 4 years younger than me?
RickySpanishhhhh
She has a very pornstar-esque tattoo on her foot.
BannedForNSFW03
I zoomed in on her feet.
KotMroku
My first thought too, but that's nothing to be proud of.
nasreal
More just basic white girl trendy tattoo. Pornstar tat would be like leopard print or something
dunedog
The mainish singer for SHEL has those tattoos too. Also: awesome band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XqtI1xbveM
RickySpanishhhhh
That's actually pretty neat. I'm usually skeptical.
dunedog
Skeptical of what? Porny tattoos?
RickySpanishhhhh
No. Music strangers show me on the interwebs
dunedog
That's understandable. SHEL is pretty awesome though. They're all sisters. They did an awesome cover of Enter Sandman.
LazlarBalor
I would hold her hand at the mall.
PremiumEdition
Id buy some his and her towels
ZombieZooZombieZoo
you sick sunnuva bitch
Kyrorayne
You'd prolly call her by her first name too, you slut
c0nman
LEWD
ShutUpImWorking
Savage
Feinrar
You know who else has hands? The devil! And he uses them for holding.
yaFuckingWeapon
i dunno man.... in public? u sure?
whatsyourpointofview
Left or right ?
Rocketturkeyman
I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery, I would hold her hand at the mall too
Elonth
I'd help pay for her acting lessons.
NexiKuro
EminentSlunk
@Rocketturkeyman
Rocketturkeyman
I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I'd have sex with her.
GatoSupreme
That's very wholesome
ealkrjj
Well, then, let's go everybody! Let's go to the mall.... TODAY!
xz1099xz
You realize THIS IS RAPE right?Disgusting.
highheelfetish
Why?
callmeMrGawd
People clearly don't get your joke
mrdude88
It's something something Feminist, something something, right?
happenedtomeonce
MericanNightmare
Why?
Alkyone
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/hot-lesbians-ad-bashing-saudi-oil-backfires-on-canadian-oilsands-advocates
zebracakes33
Jesus H Christ, you'd probably share a bowl of ice cream with her too, and only use one spoon. You should be locked up. You make me sick.
Stuebydoo
There are some filthy perverts on the internet
alittletime
And supreme vigorous fucking too
SuperLongEmail
danm235
What does the "H" stand for?
TacticalTupperware
Harambe
domenick91
Hernia
Quadropillar
Huebert
CannibalisticVegan
hoe
SephiRothIRA
HOLY
Dashin87
Hernandez
Carribeanjerk
Harold
FrenchyVonRichter
Herbert
IamMrSatan
This
Kukusk
Heck
coldshock
In all seriousness it stands for Hitler.
zebracakes33
Howbow dah
aarhusianer
Homie
iamthisguy247
Hermoine.
hibsta
Hagrid