Sep 13, 2020 8:55 PM
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Berniesmybro
Now just imagine carrying that shit to school with you
Wtfacoconut
This would a dope looking loading icon/animation for Chrome.
pastastructure
Imagine the money that could be made with something actually useful (like a food processor) made to be totally dangerous and look old.
CGMR
When you need to do your math test at 3 and kill vampires at 4.
caffienewithcoffee
Made in the USA!!
standingalone
GranDuque
This was inevitable.
agalgonzalez2000
I had one of these with a steel cover.
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Today we would have to have the blade covered with titanium and a warning label in bright orange
BlairT1
As a carpenter, that’s a nice
georgerwerth2
I like old electric fans. Covers didn’t protect very well though! Usually pretty heavy. Made to last!
Ginocide
From back before the era of the warning label.
Ironblitz
My great uncle said all the kids had pocket knives because they used them to sharpen their pencils.
4merGOP
My dad carried a sharp pocket knife with him every day whether he was in his suit and tie or jeans and sweater.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
So do I. Not having one is a handicap many people accept without a second thought.
cre8majic
pocket knives were originally called pen knives so you could sharpen your quills for neater writing
yomorider
This is SO much better than what we have now.
GullahGullahIslander
Turtlegir
"John get back to your seat and finish your test" "Yes Ma'am as soon as my pencil is sharpened" *2 hours latér* "Perfect ready now"
Cillellic
Read it as Antique Peril Sharpener, and just though "huh... neat"
MoonRiverFrost
I can't stand using dull pencils, so I would often resharpen them just to get that point. Wasted so much before mechanical pencils
mindstorm8191
My wife doesn't like mechanical pencils. But she pushes the point down too hard to use them right. Breaks the lead right away
Affray
I just stopped taking notes. Fix that problem before it even starts.v
ShirleyIvie
Try our brand new Bris-O-tine!
Endocrom
Why is this video being lit by a lightning storm?
fastlanefreddy
This pleases my inner mechanical engineer.
BishlamekGurpgork
Is it though? It looks suspiciously like a modern pencil sharpener trying to look antique a little too hard.
It looks like something you'd see on a desk in Bioshock Infinite.
faphappyscreencappy
I feel like I should be hearing gramophone music playing as this turns.
gotkrypto
Anything AUTOMATIC is well....automatically cooler.
cliffbarsancereal
Put your pen.....cell.. in it
Jennandjuice17
artistandascholar2000
What’s the point of this?
InoffensivePablum
Yes.
slinkiisu
I remember the ones that had like three screw gears inside that ground the tip down.
freckledkink
They still make those
Cool, I kinda want one for the nostalgia. Mount it on a wall and pretend I'm ten again.
WorkLurker
I have one in my woodshop, it's made by Exacto brand.
VaultGirl69
This is why they have flat edges! Neat. ^___^
It's not, actually, and this would appear to work with a round pencil. Wheels or gears behind the tip seem to rotate as well, indicating>
that it's not relying soley on the shape for a grip.
I can't see it from the top.
Yeah, but you can see the parts behind the tip that are rotating it.
So the it is possible that the flat edges help the rotation. I'm case some other part gets stuck.
It's possible. But the flat edges aren't original or standard or vintage, they just keep it from rolling away, and sharpeners have always>
Crawmak
Who would have guessed that Automatic Pencil Sharpener Co. Inc. would make automatic pencil sharpeners?
PulpyOJ
Had a niche market
ToasterDent
Well they originally were the Automatic Dick Sharpener Co. Inc...
Vaziera
I thought that too...what an orginal name !
ElbowDeepInUserSub
These were simpler times, before SHRP took over the industry.
TheYodajen
I wonder what else they make
HenryLongfellowIII
The Mohl-o-matic.
tragicgasolinefightaccident
Automatic crayon peelers
tbomber
Not me. I thought everything in the olden times was made by Acme. Even comically oversized,rocket shaped fire crackers.
Blue4Five
but can I stick my dick into it?
senseicombs
If you are uncircumcised you can, but you may turn into a Christian, which may turn into hell.
greenchair
Another New product by Mohel Incorporated
komododave
2B4U
Your pleasure
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
You can, but just once.
EvieViscerate
You can stick your dick into anything if you’re brave enough
karlthefunruiner
I’m sure it’s thin enough, but it’s not long enough... badumtiss
JustADudeAndHisDoodle
Worlds worst game of just the tip
morgantylr69
Lol I was thinking the same shit hahahaha
varonicaED
Is it the size of a pencil? Then yes you can, in fact if it is the size of a pencil it should be made compulsory..hehe pencil dick!
DonSutherland
If it's a pencil dick
MacMoose
It will circumcise you in a jiffy.
tanebot
bajeba563000
Only if you post the video.
Arliem
Probably.
Frigididator
You? Sure!
AlphaKenneyBody
I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
2graves
Once
myproudburner
Once, Johnny.
barf1189
only if u assume it's getting cut off clean at the base at the first attempt
Burke616
Or because you learn a valuable lesson about sticking your dick in bladed things after the first time.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I don’t know - can you?
ManThatzaDrag
Double dawg dare him.
Lightsmith
Yes
Cable85
For a short while.
desolatorx
Sure you can pencildick!
Pin Prick Freddy the Bug Fucka.
RedDirt3D
joepineapplesindrag
Nice razor scooter
retailmemedrone
If he sticks his dick in it. It will be a razor cooter
ashram1023
Thank you, also curse you for beating me to it.
bruudwin
No need for cursing, if they're beating you to it i'm sure someones enjoying it :O
I know I forgot to add a smiley face. :)
Berniesmybro
Now just imagine carrying that shit to school with you
Wtfacoconut
This would a dope looking loading icon/animation for Chrome.
pastastructure
Imagine the money that could be made with something actually useful (like a food processor) made to be totally dangerous and look old.
CGMR
When you need to do your math test at 3 and kill vampires at 4.
caffienewithcoffee
Made in the USA!!
standingalone
GranDuque
This was inevitable.
agalgonzalez2000
I had one of these with a steel cover.
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Today we would have to have the blade covered with titanium and a warning label in bright orange
BlairT1
As a carpenter, that’s a nice
georgerwerth2
I like old electric fans. Covers didn’t protect very well though! Usually pretty heavy. Made to last!
Ginocide
From back before the era of the warning label.
Ironblitz
My great uncle said all the kids had pocket knives because they used them to sharpen their pencils.
4merGOP
My dad carried a sharp pocket knife with him every day whether he was in his suit and tie or jeans and sweater.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
So do I. Not having one is a handicap many people accept without a second thought.
cre8majic
pocket knives were originally called pen knives so you could sharpen your quills for neater writing
yomorider
This is SO much better than what we have now.
GullahGullahIslander
Turtlegir
"John get back to your seat and finish your test" "Yes Ma'am as soon as my pencil is sharpened" *2 hours latér* "Perfect ready now"
Cillellic
Read it as Antique Peril Sharpener, and just though "huh... neat"
MoonRiverFrost
I can't stand using dull pencils, so I would often resharpen them just to get that point. Wasted so much before mechanical pencils
mindstorm8191
My wife doesn't like mechanical pencils. But she pushes the point down too hard to use them right. Breaks the lead right away
Affray
I just stopped taking notes. Fix that problem before it even starts.
v
ShirleyIvie
Try our brand new Bris-O-tine!
Endocrom
Why is this video being lit by a lightning storm?
fastlanefreddy
This pleases my inner mechanical engineer.
BishlamekGurpgork
Is it though? It looks suspiciously like a modern pencil sharpener trying to look antique a little too hard.
Affray
It looks like something you'd see on a desk in Bioshock Infinite.
faphappyscreencappy
I feel like I should be hearing gramophone music playing as this turns.
gotkrypto
Anything AUTOMATIC is well....automatically cooler.
cliffbarsancereal
Put your pen.....cell.. in it
Jennandjuice17
artistandascholar2000
What’s the point of this?
InoffensivePablum
Yes.
slinkiisu
I remember the ones that had like three screw gears inside that ground the tip down.
freckledkink
They still make those
slinkiisu
Cool, I kinda want one for the nostalgia. Mount it on a wall and pretend I'm ten again.
WorkLurker
I have one in my woodshop, it's made by Exacto brand.
VaultGirl69
This is why they have flat edges! Neat. ^___^
BishlamekGurpgork
It's not, actually, and this would appear to work with a round pencil. Wheels or gears behind the tip seem to rotate as well, indicating>
BishlamekGurpgork
that it's not relying soley on the shape for a grip.
VaultGirl69
I can't see it from the top.
BishlamekGurpgork
Yeah, but you can see the parts behind the tip that are rotating it.
VaultGirl69
So the it is possible that the flat edges help the rotation. I'm case some other part gets stuck.
BishlamekGurpgork
It's possible. But the flat edges aren't original or standard or vintage, they just keep it from rolling away, and sharpeners have always>
Crawmak
Who would have guessed that Automatic Pencil Sharpener Co. Inc. would make automatic pencil sharpeners?
PulpyOJ
Had a niche market
ToasterDent
Well they originally were the Automatic Dick Sharpener Co. Inc...
Vaziera
I thought that too...what an orginal name !
ElbowDeepInUserSub
These were simpler times, before SHRP took over the industry.
TheYodajen
I wonder what else they make
HenryLongfellowIII
The Mohl-o-matic.
tragicgasolinefightaccident
Automatic crayon peelers
tbomber
Not me. I thought everything in the olden times was made by Acme. Even comically oversized,rocket shaped fire crackers.
Blue4Five
but can I stick my dick into it?
senseicombs
If you are uncircumcised you can, but you may turn into a Christian, which may turn into hell.
greenchair
Another New product by Mohel Incorporated
komododave
2B4U
Your pleasure
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
You can, but just once.
EvieViscerate
You can stick your dick into anything if you’re brave enough
karlthefunruiner
I’m sure it’s thin enough, but it’s not long enough... badumtiss
JustADudeAndHisDoodle
Worlds worst game of just the tip
morgantylr69
Lol I was thinking the same shit hahahaha
varonicaED
Is it the size of a pencil? Then yes you can, in fact if it is the size of a pencil it should be made compulsory..hehe pencil dick!
DonSutherland
If it's a pencil dick
MacMoose
It will circumcise you in a jiffy.
tanebot
bajeba563000
Only if you post the video.
Arliem
Probably.
Frigididator
You? Sure!
AlphaKenneyBody
I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
2graves
Once
myproudburner
Once, Johnny.
barf1189
only if u assume it's getting cut off clean at the base at the first attempt
Burke616
Or because you learn a valuable lesson about sticking your dick in bladed things after the first time.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I don’t know - can you?
ManThatzaDrag
Double dawg dare him.
Lightsmith
Yes
Cable85
For a short while.
desolatorx
Sure you can pencildick!
ManThatzaDrag
Pin Prick Freddy the Bug Fucka.
RedDirt3D
joepineapplesindrag
Nice razor scooter
retailmemedrone
If he sticks his dick in it. It will be a razor cooter
ashram1023
Thank you, also curse you for beating me to it.
bruudwin
No need for cursing, if they're beating you to it i'm sure someones enjoying it :O
ashram1023
I know I forgot to add a smiley face. :)