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BURN THE SEATS
May 26, 2016 4:47 AM
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lancell
zendogmedia
i dont get it
AntonioStark
conversechik1282
Definitely trolling
ODSTDage
On bucket list* "Mastorbate in Cinema without being caught" checks off list*
Saminated25
I just got that.
Creature1976
Why is it still showing in theaters? Shouldn't be playing in any theater...unless it's a dollar theater, which gives credence to this post.
wolfpreist
that's disgusting... in private whatever floats your boat, in public...disgusting.
goldlyon
What are those?
02ducky
was peewee herman there?
Metallijosh
It's the same cucumber.
helholm
Disgusting how people throw away so much food.
yeahokayik
Yeah used to work at a movie theatre at that time. Found people doin it
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Plot twist: The cinema kiosk expanded their sales mix by cucumbers for the special occasion.
JumpingBalogna
This movie is possibly the worst movie ever to have hit the big screen.
Quistis
These people are fucking sick, they didn't eat their veggies, such a waste of some good cucumbers.
gummibearsyummie
If you want to masturbate in a movie theatre why not just bring a dildo?
Cyborgbird
@op Better yet, destroy all copies of fifty shades.
SexyClaptrap
Those seats are so dirty...
DJTesla
Plot twist: theater sells them for $750
krodex
Doesn't look like those seats had been clean since 1990.
ChrisMendez123
Seriously gross. Is that normal?
UnknownSquid
Cinemas are dark places.
snorelaxx
Jesus christ. People are fucking sick.
AussieBacon
plot twist: they are both the same cucumber and was planted by the person taking the picture
GreatHair
Are those cucumbers? Zucchini? Doesn't matter: free salad tonight!
WexWex
With a hint of fish
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
*gag* even the idea even I know it's a joke
WexWex
Haha
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Profit: free salad!
intenseboat
So two women were like "Hey let's go masturbate next to each other in the theater"?
beansandcornbreadandgreens
friend worked at a movie theater when Magic Mike came out. he reported a surprising number of vibrators...
infernoinmyass
using fucking what? i mean i've heard"anything's a dildo if u r brave enough" but aren't they afraid of vegans?
PolarChi
Hey, you know how freaky people are nowadays?
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
A. Why are they so long? B. That movie wasn't even good
brownbear6969
They're European cucumbers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_cucumber
jehovaswittness3
of course there european..
Shepsus
A) needed a firm grip B) I dunno. Never saw it.
CatBlaster5000
It's idiot porn, dude.
Elonth
you've actually watched it?
CalifornianEskimo
Decided to watch it because I was curious what the big deal was. It's a terrible movie.
dvs2nite
the girl never once looks turned on. she looks mostly confused and bored and sleepy
maythedoctorbewithyou
Watch the film Secretary, it's with a young James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. It's a film from 2002 that 50 shades ripped off.
CalifornianEskimo
50 Shades of Grey actually started out as Twilight fan fiction.
maythedoctorbewithyou
That may be true but it then turned into a ripoff of Secretary. It's almost the same plot and Spader's character's last name is also Grey.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
I watched it. I ended up freaking out with flashbacks to an abusive relationship. Worst. Movie. Ever.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
That sucks, but at least they were memories and that means they're in the past.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Yes, life is much better now! :)
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Live and learn my friend. Live and learn.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Oh I learned a lot after leaving. Much happier now :)
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
That's good. Also, nice tattoos :D
FullGrownChild
Between finding each cucumber they had time to update snapchat?
ShamelessOToole
Different people
mithiwithi
"THERES ANOTHER ONE" implies either the same person or the first guy called out "EW I FOUND A CUCUMBER" before the second guy found one.
FullGrownChild
It says "I just received these snapchats"
snufl
"friends" and received "from them" implies multiple people.
FullGrownChild
No matter who they are received from the receiver would have the same version of the software, no?
MornieAlantie
consider this: you receive the first one today, tomorrow snapchat updates, 3 days later, you receive the second one.
ParaMachina
I call bullshit because a normal person would have noticed and reported it.
mordaedil
Could also just have been that they left the gurkin behind because they didn't dare after all.
cuttlefishsticks
1) wear a skirt and no panties, 2) choose your seat and movie showing carefully 3) ??? 4) profit
ParaMachina
Oh and a lot of theaters do assigned seating now.
cuttlefishsticks
You still pick your seat, you just do it ahead of time rather than as you come in.
ParaMachina
I am female I'm aware how is it could be. I'm still calling bullshit on this.
ParaMachina
*easy
cuttlefishsticks
Oh it could well be bullshit, but it's not that reason necessarily.
ParaMachina
Also those seats look completely dry. There'd at least be a dark line on the chair.
Krankkinder
I call bullshit
chrismack
This was in the cinema that I used to work in. It is in fact real
Howdoilife
People fuck in movie theaters literally all the time
justactlikewedontknoweachother
i'm 99.9% certain that both photos are of the same cucumber even.
LilKeith
Eh, it's possible people left them as a joke.
bunneebutt
Worked in a bookstore for a long time during college. Found dildos buried in the seat cushions and smut on armrest.
Krankkinder
Dildos I would understand. But the Mexican cucumbers, it's just not likely.
bestestfester
Sadly there is a chance. People shit on grocery store floors.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Grocery clerk for 7 years. Happened twice when I was working.
dragongirl19101
Can confirm. Had a customer shit on the floor right beside the register
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mrcreosote
Oh, yeah, that site is totally legit. 100%. Even with the "Bush, Cruz share room in psychiatric hospital" headline
geiokami
That article was made to fool people like you
Gmayor61
FUCK. I heard about it second hand from someone who said they checked multiple sources...
geiokami
Completely faked by some anti furry douches
Alkomb
I don't get it, sorry.
ImJustADinosaur
They were hungry and vegan, so they they took some cucumbers to snack on but didn't bother to pick up after themselves.
mordaedil
They are like natural dildos.
OhHerroShara
-_-
DrTacticalKeyboard
what shape is it? now where could one put that shape when aroused? getting it yet?
puppyfart
Those are dildo fucker type things. Really skinny for dildos but still ew
WexWex
Those are cucumbers...
puppyfart
Dirty cucumbers!!!
siderinc
They probably use it for pleasure
hellomynameisandy
Never apologize for doing your best <3
Raysandatoms
No, but those ladies sure did get it.
intenseboat
Heyooooo
ChrisTheGopher
Hah.....
manraygun
Cucumbers are a great movie snack, but they obviously didn't finish them all. Duh!
whoisme11
They were using it to masterbate to the movie
Alkomb
Oh, sorry, & ah, thanks!
mrducker
Or, just stay with me, they were left there as a joke? I would think a compact vibrator or such would be much more convenient.
ImRandyMarsh
Hi Buzz Killington
mrducker
Im fun at parties
AnitaNewusername
Hehe... buzz
HalfMagicalTurtle
BUZZ BUZZ NIGGA
ImRandyMarsh
;)
jtb1313
People going to 50 shades of shit to masturbate are not going to know about the good sex toys
HeWentForARipLikeOhFuckYeaBud
Bunch of casuals!
jackofalleves
its the 40 year old female equivalent of using an underwear magazine as fapping material, or imgur as a softcore porn host
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