It’s like a regular cheeseburger but with a ton of extra steps...

Feb 2, 2020 7:30 PM

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Cheeseburger

So....... a Texas Bacon Patty Melt

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Make 2 grilled cheese sandwiches and use them as buns, grilled cheese burger, don't forget the bacon!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Andddd boom, heart attack

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ok, boomer....?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those fkn tags. kills me hahahaha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why oil & butter in the pan? Am i missing something?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats. You made a Patty Melt.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Patty melt crossbred with a monte cristo

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd rather just have the cheeseburger on the bread. That shit looked delicious.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Watch to the end! v

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's cuz they put AVOCADO ON IT! Which, by the way, is where ya lost me....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a painchest sandwich

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY ARTERIES!!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

F

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that a patty-melt?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rather like a patty melt crossbred with a Monte Cristo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically. Although you don't always use eggs and milk on a patty melt. Just butter. Plus they usually have onions on them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, and this looks much better than a patty melt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why wouldn't you fry that in butter

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you set your burger patties on a paper towel for a couple minutes after cooking, that'll absorb a lot of the grease

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? WHHHHY, KAREN, WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much. Burgers are simple and delicious. If you want French toast bread just make the bread in a second pan. Dont dunk the whole thing

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I mean it looks nice an all but for me it's already done at about 14 seconds into the gif.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like french toast with extra steps

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

French Toast Grilled Cheese Burger with Sesame Seed Bun

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I just had LindaDee flashbacks.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck LindaDee.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Fr....frenc......french toast? What sort of fat ass out of the loop rascal riding mullet topped stay at home piece of shit invented this?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Yo momma, back in her "college" days...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Presumable a fan of monte cristo sandwhiches (ham and cheese made with french toast) that had spare hamburger in the fridge.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was milk AND cream really neccessary?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Were you making it...? I'm sorry, what... no...no you weren't...? THEN SHADDAP!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh so that was you in the video making it? Why did you use milk and cream? And what if everyone on imgur shut up? What would happen??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) No, but I am now inspired. 2) To piss you off..? 3) I wouldn't have to make dumb replies to dumb comments? 4) That....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey i came back to leave the response u needed. Im bored too lets go back and forth!! Sorry not pissed off tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"YA BLEW IT!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These top down cooking videos always feel like practical jokes played on people who don't know how to fucking cook.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wat need kno? Kwalathar hav met end fire. Put meet en fire, cook.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oil AND butter??

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, what the ever loving fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoulda made the ground beef into a square

6 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 1

I'd prefer this without the ground beef at all. Just a gourmet grilled cheese.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s so unnatural

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah and where does one find bread the dimensions shown in the video anyways!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sat on the loaf.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...does your bread not come in a rectangular shape?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Rectangle

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Parallelepiped

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trapezoid

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Dodecahedron. Hmmmmm...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can't a square be a rectangle but not vice versa?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm curious on the downvote on this one. A rectangle is a 4 sided polygon with 4 right angles. A square is a rectangle with all equal sides.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not a cheeseburger you fucking pleb. It’s a french-toast patty melt.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

@OP Downvoting for useless wasted time making food but I approve of the title.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even a cheeseburger is too complicated. Just blend all the ingredients and enjoy a nice cheeseburger-smoothie :)

6 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 6

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Consuming all foods in liquid form makes them Heath food. Buy my book! “Drink Your Food, You Twat!” ...I don’t make the titles

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Food is even healthier in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Homer!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Drank raw hamburger meat.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Good call- Efficiency.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Sounds very hip. I'm sure you're starting a new trend here!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So a Monte Cristro, but hamburger.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

A natural progression, if you ask me.... I mean, what three letters does HAMburger start with, after all. It needs a name. Going off of 1)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The possible inspiration for that glorious pile of happy, how about the D'Artagnan....?. If we wanna stay 'Murican, how 'bout the "FUCK YEAH

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thought!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's called a melt. Or a patty melt, usually.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Typically a patty melt doesn't have the egg batter soak, at least in my experience

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I saw was some psychopath using a metal spatula on a non stick surface.

6 years ago | Likes 2147 Dislikes 8

Non stick pans shrink penises

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Reassuring to see their are others who have some level of decency in this world...

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Maybe they just hate their pans

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Would you like some carcinogens with your burger?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Red meat is a Group 1 carcinogen. So what?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought I was the only one... I have a nice non stick Tfal set, I've had it pristine for 10 years, cause I will cut someone!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, you're right.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you use them carefully enough, they don't scratch the surface.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The amount of effort it would take to keep that from happening is high. The cost of silicone spatulas is low.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You made it that far? I was losing my mind over the idea that someone would literally fry a burger patty.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Do you boil yours?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat me, I was thinking how savage.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might just be silver plastic; I have one similar. Or not.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lmaooo I’m not alone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I saw was 4 eggs used for a tiny dip of that abomination

6 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Yep, 4 eggs, especiallyw hen diluted with the milk and cream, is enough for like 4 of those. And he only dipped one side of bread, too

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I saw a dip in both sides. Still rediculous.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Both sides of the entire sandwich, but each slice got only dipped once. Personally I dip before the filling for more egg goodness

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then it would be all mushy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, never seen a dredge that's 50/50 egg/dairy. That is bananas. You'd be better off leaving the dairy out completely.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and I hate the way Tasty seasons things.

6 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

Also cooks, and food preps, and the attempt at being original with a recipe but instead makes food overly complicated for no reason

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

And people that cook anything. Eat that shit raw

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Calm it down there smeagol.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I went back and looked

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, me too!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While using his hand to touch the raw beef.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You can eat raw beef.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Raw beef yes. Ground hamburger you're begging to get sick. Feel free to demonstrate via an Imgur post we'll follow it lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I've eaten raw ground beef many times with no ill effect.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of sick fuck uses 4 eggs just to dip their fucking white toast into?

6 years ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 3

A proud American, that's who.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Have to make one for the cameraman & other assorted crew. Maybe someone brought their dog to work, I don't know.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's making a bunch duh.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

White people

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I could imagine they're just making a bunch of these. Or just more French toast. But that's too much for one single gif :o maybeee

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's making a whole bunch of sammiches! Or he's a monster. ... Or both.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Rich people...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, what is 4 eggs, $15 ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would have used only one egg and bulk it out with just enough milk to do the job. What a waste. Look delicious though. Mmmm grease.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Like wtf?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First thought.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For a side of omelet? Omelet fries??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make egg scramble with the leftovers

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness someone else noticed that! Absurd.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how people can eat that. I know I get downvoted for that, but just looking at it makes me sick.

6 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 17

Found the vegan.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Things like this I always think “I’d have a bite to try it, but that’s enough for me” That’s with most things like this, I just want 1 bite

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

....And suddenly the whole sammich is down yer gullet. Then you run home to shower, crying how ashamed of how dirty a girl you were....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not sure about the crying dirty girl part, but sometimes eating the entire thing surely does happen!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AH -AH! I KNEW IT!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get used to that after 2 months. I'm Italian and when I go to the USA it takes me 2 months to adjust. Then I get addicted. Luckily

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because of a cancer surgery, my stomach is not the size of a normal person, so I can't physically eat a "normal" American serving size

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that kind of food gets you addicted if you aren't careful. Then, having being grown up with a Mediterranean diet , I begin to also crave

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

veggies, olive oil and simple cooking processes, but if I had been raised like that I would be completely addicted

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoy a nice, balanced, ratio of meat, fat, and bread. This is just such a grease bomb I can't imagine it is good.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I bet it is and that the chiefs will win the superbowl.... oh wait, they did, therefore the sammich will be good.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grease makes everything good ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nah, makes me feel queasy as well... Shit looks gross. I'll take a regular ol' cheeseburger, please.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What are ye, some kinda "healthier options" sicko..? This is 'Murica, dammit!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine, slap on a couple greeeezy bacon strips... I'm game! ?? #ButMaybeDiabeetus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. And one slice of cheese is more than enuf

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that amount of grease, it'd be cold by the time you got to the end. Dislike.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty healthy reaction to have. I could eat it.

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 4

Same

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditto. I like them both separately; but together? Hard pass.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I say, you are rather anti- inclusive, aren't you...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both? Both what? Meat and cheese? Meat and toasted bread?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grease on grease, fried in grease. I love fried foods but the shits that would give me would be horrible.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mhh I agree. It's just too much of everything to me, but each to their own. French toast with tomatoes and some basil is a lot better nomnom

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

French toast?? I make grilled cheese with tomatoes and basil which is delicious. Throw in some avo too sometimes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why MUST YOU RUIN a deliciously borderline bad for you bit of wonderous yumminess with HEALTHY SHIT!? You heathen!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no wait stop... it still has a shit ton of butter!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Whips out spray bottle*- " remove the healthy shit, or the delicate stuff gets it"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I don't prepare my French toast sweet. Use mainly salt and egg. It's really good! Sadly can't stomach grilled cheese that well X)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never even thought of that! I put vanilla and canelle in the egg goop

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then I understand why you would be confused about me pairing it with tomato hahaa sounds great though! :D nom

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up dork.

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