This is Why You Should Never Release 1.5 Million Balloo

Mar 13, 2014 1:40 PM

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In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons in downtown Cleveland, Ohio.

Volunteers worked for hours filling balloons with helium under a giant net. When the net was released, the balloons rose to the sky.

The massive balloon cloud blossomed over the city, almost like an explosion of color.

It was supposed to be a triumphant publicity stunt, but unfortunately, it was about to go terribly wrong.

1.5 million balloons over Cleveland, Ohio.

A storm was moving in from the Great Lakes that day, and the winds pushed the balloons back down over the city.

With nowhere to go, the sky was filled with an impenetrable cloud of balloons.

Tragically, two people died when Coast Guard helicopters were unable to reach their overturned boat. They simply couldn't fly in the skies filled with 1.5 million balloons.

The crew of the coast guard search and rescue helicopter said they felt like they were flying through an asteroid field.

When they finally got off the ground, they were searching for the heads of the drowning victims, but couldn’t tell the difference between them and the balloons that covered the surface of the water.

In one case, a woman’s horse was so spooked by the balloons, it seriously injured itself, and the owner sued for $100,000.

This is what 1.5 million balloons look like over a city

The whole event was supposed to be a fundraiser for charity, but ended up costing the city millions in lawsuits, and created cleanup headaches for weeks.

Here's a news report on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8oJaPeEP-8

While the sight of 1.5 million balloons rising to the sky must have been an incredible sight to behold, the outcome was far from what they had intended. Two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

It’s a tragic lesson, but definitely a cautionary tale worth sharing.

Proud to live in Cleveland. But Jesus Christ, if we can't fuck up giving money to charity.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Up!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You would think that drowning people would welcome the site of 1.5 million flotation devices.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why Sweden has a word for "no balloons" - ballongförbud.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1,5 millionen Luftballons, auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The sea turtles :(

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

didn't the balloons land in Lake Erie? Therefore, there wouldn't be any sea turtles, because they only live in salt water

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wind currents and balloons are light.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They said the storm was moving in and so the balloons didn't move...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this would be hair related.

11 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Cleveland. 'nuff said

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bloody yanks, that's who!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

United Way.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You and I in a little toy shop, buy a bag of balloons with the money we got.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But...Balloons!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And NOBODY saw that coming?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Biodegradable balloons with seeds in them would be cool. Or bubbles. Lots of bubbles.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Balloo

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Did it...did it lag?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

RICHMOND!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This really is a case of "What the fuck were they thinking?" Where did they expect all those balloons to go?

12 years ago | Likes 1489 Dislikes 9

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully some other country where they have to deal with that shit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ikr. Free food for animals everywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blown by the winds elsewhere, where they would disperse and be less of a problem and be far away and be someone else's problem.

12 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 0

How American of them :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It's this turtle's problem now."

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I guess they were hoping they flew over Detroit...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Leeeeeeroy Jenkins for Mayor.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the MASSIVE waste of helium.

12 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

this right here.^

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They weren't so worried about that in the '80s. Kinda like how people just left incandescent lights burning all day in the '60s...

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You don't still do this ?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

not worried about it now, either. helium is released in vast quantities by fracking and nobody is bothering to capture it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing quite matches incandescent light, and hey, I'm on hydroelectric power so I don't have to give a damn about CO2 from using them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Akron

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

...Away

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

i guess this was before people started caring about the environment.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

First of all, you have to understand the '80s...

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Hahaha you had to be there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just going to type "It was the 80's...." Ha. No explanation needed.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Up."

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just assumed they would choke all the local wildlife to death, im glad they stayed in the city so they could at least kinda be cleaned up

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was the 80's...nobody gave a shit about the environment in the 80's.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Space" - Mayor of Cleveland

12 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 0

To be fair, United Way was the brilliant org behind this plan. Cleveland just didn't stop them.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How dare you! I just laughed at loud in a perfectly quiet office and drew quite a bit of attention to myself hahaaa

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"To the final frontier!"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEE!!!!!!!1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yes" - Mayor of Cleveland's wife, Loretta.

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" I don't think they will" - Mayor's son, Dan.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Well, fuck Dan.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Further up.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, it was 1986. People did dumb shit like this in the 80s.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just look at their haircuts. I mean MY GOD!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey I was in to Flock of Seagulls give me a break.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Detroit

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the HUGE waste of helium and the littering of those balloons. Also, I'd assume birds might try to eat balloon scraps and die.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Heck, -I- might've tried to eat the balloon scraps and died :/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a toddler in '86, so I probably would have, as well.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 80's were a tragic mix of innocence and excess.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haha this is the perfect description of the 80's!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet another case of that, eh?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To their optimal altitude where they subsequently popped...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And so began the Rain of Rubber..."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>Americans

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of sight, out of mind.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least a bit further away, where all the damage they cause isn't immediately obvious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To Infinity, and Beyond!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Drew Carey taught me that Cleveland rocks!

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Drew Carey is a liar.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It must be true because it is in a song on the internet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSeULiElrc

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a nice waste of Helium , there is currently a shortage of this non renewable noble gaz that is used for medical purposes(lung disease).

12 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 31

Also lots of sciences. It allows for temps close to 0 kelvin.

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one thinking this, but I kinda think helium shortage isn't too bad since people can still get it in balloons.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Helium used in balloons is not the same as the medical stuff. Not as pure.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The medical kind is made from the balloon kind though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also this is a fuckload of pollution. Those balloons are gonna come down somewhere.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the environmental impact. Who thinks releasing 1.5 million non-biodegradable rubber things into the air is a good idea?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's not a fucking shortage. Companies just aren't "mining" it at the moment b/c the gov't is selling too it too cheap.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I scrolled down just to look for this comment. I salute you, sir.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Balloon gas is actually mixture of recycled helium and oxygen. TMYK

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

It was 1985, the Helium shortage was not clear then. Calm ur tits.

12 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 18

My tits will not be calmed!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hakunna your tatas

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Undo the calamities that are your mammaries

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

De-stress your breasts

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Don't have a rack attack

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Nov 25, 2015 9:01 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's purely an economic shortage. US is selling stockpiles cheap, so no one is "mining" it b/c they wouldn't be able to sell.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There's plenty there, just no one getting it right now. Once the stockpile is sold cost will go up and companies will mine for it again.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Quickly, helium atoms fly through the air faster than their escape velocity, so it's literally flying away. (1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since Helium is a noble gas, it can't really be kept in any form but a gas in nature, so when we find a pocket of it under ground (2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(produced by radioactive decay), we take it, but there are only so many underground pockets of it. (3)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again... 1986.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Not to mention the massive pollution

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

should have used chinese lanterns, so much cooler and they disintegrate

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Nope! Then you get flying fire. They burned down a plastic recycling plant in England.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not only do they just carry around a naked flame, but the skeleton is metal wire which livestock eat, and then of course die.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

99 red balloons, floating in the summer sky....

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Panic lads, it's a red alert

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There's something here from somewhere else

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The war machine, it springs to life.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Opens up one eager eye

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"As God is my witness, I thought balloons could fly!" (You younguns who don't get it need to look up the WKRP Turkey drop episode.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I got it, but I don't know how well that show would hold up for any younguns who weren't alive during that time. Might not translate well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the dancing chickens episode as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still, you gotta admit, it looked pretty cool.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

How was this ever a good idea?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Proud to be a Clevelander. We set our own river on fire because why the fuck not.

12 years ago | Likes 724 Dislikes 6

You can still do that?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

216 represent!

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Old Brooklyn here!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a chicagoan, we did it first.... accidentally

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AYY MY HOMIES! 216

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Us Clevelanders literally don't give a shit about anything.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I live in Cleveland and I love it. You have to be tough to live in Cleveland. Now I want Sokolowski's.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Except that Ted Mosby is the worst character on How I Met Your Mother (yes I'm a Clevelander, he brings us deep shame).

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'm to Sokolowski's this week! I've never been there so i'm pretty excited about it all.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's fantastic! Remember to bring elastic pants!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm proud too! I like that we don't have a billion tourists all over the place like so many other big cities

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parma here! Close enough.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recognize your name.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! A five minute drive up Pearl road is definitely close enough.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too am shamed to carry a 216 area code...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Philadelphia bombed itself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That just makes Cleveland sound like Ankh Morpork

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

From Parma. Proud of my city despite all the trash that is talked. There are good people everywhere

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that we were ranked the #3 safest city in the country.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lived in Cleveland for 3 months, counted the days down like Christmas till I could leave

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Lived in Cleveland all my life, seems like you're a little bitch

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

There's your problem, you've lived in cleveland your entire life, you don't know the other side. Granted I grew up in DYT, not much better

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew absolutely nothing about Cleveland but thanks to you guys, I have something to say if I some day have to :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So does Providence.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just finished an essay on the Cuyahoga River for my environmental law class! Sorry, I'm just excited that something I learned is relevant.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Three times, but who's counting. One time was from a jet-ski stunt from a Ninja Turtles movie. Or is that just local folklore?

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

*13 times

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

13 times actually

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

At least you're not DETROIT! YOU'RE NOT DETROIT!!

12 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 6

Detroit teams have won something in the last 60 years

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Shots fired (from 3-point range)!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, whenever I mention I'm from (near) Cleveland, people just say LeBron and shake their heads.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, the Wings, Tigers, and Pistons all have championship wins.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the Lions, well, they didn't move.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well if you liked that, then YT search "Canoga Park"!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. This video is great.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

SON OF A BITCH! +1 for beating me to the punch by a day

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's hope you don't get in any fist fights soon. Get it? GET IT?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it made for some really great pictures...

12 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

This was a weird post for me. The captions made me so sad but the pictures made me so happy.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

it really must have looked beautiful...for about 20 mins

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Video is equally awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8oJaPeEP-8

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just wondering, how do the helicopter pilots know what it is like to fly through an asteroid field?

12 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 7

Everybody has played Asteroids...they also know how to Pac-Man...or so I was told..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They once had to navigate through thousands of balloons. They were comparing it to that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called using your imagination.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's classified.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

From playing Asteroids on Atari.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I knew I would find this comment.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Asteroids are actually not that close together anyway. Planetary rings, on the other hand....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The odds of successfully navigating a balloon field are 3720 to 1.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By watching sci-fi films of course :) In real life the average distance between asteroids in the main belt is about 600 000 miles.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Dumber question: Considering how fast helicopter blades are and the fact that they are sharp, Why is it necessarily dangerous to fly there?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clog the intakes.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rogue Squadron, probably.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You rang?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Moral of the story: use biodegradable balloons that automatically deflate after a few hours and plant a seed wherever they fall.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Do these exist.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No idea; they should. The bit about them deflating should be easy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have tied them to a house instead.

12 years ago | Likes 2202 Dislikes 3

I too UP vote this

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

just gotta wait for that bitch to die

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH!! 10/10 would stow away in that house!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

dug!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Up voted

12 years ago | Likes 392 Dislikes 3

Haaaaaaaaa

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh you!

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I like your thinking

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Kevin?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So long, boys!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So, if im getting chased by a chopper. I should release 1.5million balloons and all should be good, Right?

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

we'll call you... BALLOON MAN

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best. Superhero. Ever.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can even head for the water and they'll never spot your head

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like we have a plan.....Who fancies robbing a bank with me :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will i get to keep 3 of the 1.5 million balloons? I like balloonses

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll give you 2, and maybe a chicken wing. Deal?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw in a .4 ounce cuplet of ranch and we have a alliance.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0