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May 11, 2022 7:05 PM
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BossVarriack
I'm working up to getting comics produced and eventually sell physical ones. I fully intend to deliver them in gag packaging like this
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
Gag envelopes have been around for a long time. I used to mail stuff to my uncle from outpatient services at an asylum and such as a kid.
pickeringjjj365
The word you’re looking for is “discreet.”
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
I got my first badge after 15 minutes!
frozensoul94
What a bunch of dicks.
squillis
Hmm, can we send these to congress people's public office? ?
DrSleepyPhZzz
100% the packaging that closeted republicans use to receive shipments of gay porn
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
So, like, all republicans?
feyrismeow
The other day I got laughed at for this box
Mikeybeans728
Where do I buy this ?
PicassoCT
Discrete, as in on a scale from 1 to 10 how ashamed are you - no floats.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discrete_mathematics
EmsTekTube
Annnddd saving this for later to send to for friends and coworkers birthdays haha
Daevram1123
These gag shipments are neato keen and all but I'm partial to postal pranksterism in the perview of poopsenders.com to particular parties
TI99Kitty
That sounds familiar. Didn't they have a variety of types of poop you could mail? Horse poop, cow poop... Elephant poop.
Daevram1123
Yes! I'm partial to the 5 gallon gorilla option.
klomb8888
I wish I had Mitch McConnell's home address
NPSM365
I nearly had a stroke when I saw this post.
tygerpsimatrix
Whatever works for ya.
thewalkinged
Apparently people smell toast when they're having a stroke, not me I prefer your mom's undies.
duhqueenmoki
Public service announcement that for men, masturbating once a week can reduce likelihood of prostate cancer and increase quality of sperm
fasterkittypurr
So you're Canadian eh?
mcrump929000
Terrible
LokiShinigami
First milestone is two weeks masturbation free? Using that information I suspect there's a lot of addicts out there. Many are once a day...
MyNameInYourBlood
Two weeks masturbation free sounds pretty unhealthy on the body.
MapleSyrupMafia
My ex ordered a dildo on a website and I had to go to the post office to pick it up because apparently, the package that could fit in the>
MapleSyrupMafia
mailbox HAD to be picked up at the post office... Turns out the shape is molded into the plastic package and those bubbles wrap package>
MapleSyrupMafia
are not that great at concealing shapes...
Clarysage
My friend sent me a giant butt plug box once as a joke and I missed the delivery so I had to go pick it up at the main office. Inside was-
Clarysage
-just a rolled up picture of his face and a 5p coin. The lady behind me in the line had her kids with her. :D
azzabat
1/2.. Sent similar envelopes to a Uni mate for 3 weeks. Didn’t know he had a communal pidgeon hole and was on a months field trip. Said the
azzabat
2/2.. first he realised something was wrong was when he was sat in the cafeteria & a girl hit him with a tray screaming “PERVERT!” ?
svennisiggi
As someone who remembers being a young man. At what point do you masturbate so much that you think its actually a problem? :)
ekimike
When it starts to hurt and you shooting ghost loads
svennisiggi
Oh i did that once, seven times in a day. Personal record.
3PiecesOfBread
mikew84278
The bright yellow was a nice touch
GuestChrist
*discreet
bobkus
*secrete
jakekontko
Diskeet
LocalZoophile
I mean, they're not wrong, since there is a countable amount of packages, one :P
tempmike
magicrhombus
Why would you want to be two weeks masturbation free? Isn't it good for you to have sex or jack it a few times a week?
StewedTomaters
If you're a Proud Boy right-winger moron it's part of your ethos to refrain from touching yourself.
ABBOTTDOESNTCARE
Some people are all or nothing. Had a roommate that had to get help after sustaining an exhaustion related injury.
tygerpsimatrix
3-4 times a week helps stave off testicular cancer.
Chuckwagn
fairly certain i can cure cancer then
ydwyrd
Those are rookie numbers. Or...people who have sex lives numbers, I dunno.
reddenbocker
lol, "rookie numbers". You've got it backwards, sport. "Rookie" masterbaters do it WAY more than "seasoned" ones. Getting to be a pro 1/?
reddenbocker
2/? at this requires time, and the longer you do it, the LESS you do it, not the more. xD
abraxasfury
You've hit the first milestone. Keep it up, we can beat it together!
GrumpyGrump
BarkingBlackbird
desolatorx
That's the motivation I need, the thought of beating it together!
BearUnhinged
liquidstick
I see what you did there! +1
mtncollective
Will you help my uncle? He is stuck on a horse!!
datbiishjuliebean
Hotjoe1991
No, please swallow
SlightlyDodgy
I don't care if you swallow if spit, just gargle first. Dentists
jacblake
Nothing but tossers in this thread.
SlightlyDodgy
Don't you mean nut jobs
jacblake
That too.
xBenoitBallsx
Is that like a wanker?
jacblake
Yes…for the pun-thirsty.
CIassicRando
Plot twist: it's a dildo
3PiecesOfBread
danothillesor
I was going to say, this would be the most hilarious packaging for an adult toy website.
tom735
I’d pay extra for “discrete” shipping instead of discrete shipping
DPHENS
arocktrucker777
Damnit! +1
Gestalt7
That's a remarkably appropriate reaction to have at one's disposal
DPHENS
I'd tell you more about it, but I can't break the first and second rules.
ICollectReactionGifs
this feels like a gag shiptment, like paying someone to mail a potato
xdeadfishx
There's a glitter bomb one you can send, and a bag of dicks..
DPHENS
SarcasticComment
Just mail your own but make sure it is under 1lb. I've done it. Best to Google how many stamps the weight is. Post mark the potato.
SupposablyPersnickity
“gag”
AFistfulOfDollHairs
“Shipment” (I am into cargo boats)
datbiishjuliebean
kodiak931155
Imallupinthebenz
DiamondDogLedTasso
Well that would imply that they aren't masturbating any more
ConsumerAffairs
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Imagine if that balloon burst, ouch...
jjw9
It is. https://whatprank.com/products/porn-addicts-anonymous-two-week-masturbation-free-badge-mail-prank
hotmessactual
So, supreme court justices... Anyone got an address?
3PiecesOfBread
621 Cowan Avenue
TChallaVanDam
NotAMale
Add glitter inside package is an option … that’s savage
turbovagina
Let's all send these to Mitch McConnell.
Outforalark
To everyone on the Supreme Court trying to overturn roe
rosces24
As long as you include Nancy Pelosi. We really need some new blood in there....
ewwnobodywaseventhinkingthat
Keep it down.... Nancy will hear about the new blood and come flying in. She looks thirsty
Lethous
Reminds me of how gop assumes dems love Biden pelosi and Schumer. Not really, they are actually all kinda meh.
3PiecesOfBread
It’s probably because they’ve been getting re-elected for decades.
LanceCorporalBadger
Why would mailing a potato be a gag?
drowninginthesouth
Wasn't that on shark tank?
disposabledom
Ask Sarah
KuldFyt
Kinkshaming the Irish, are you? Dangerous game.
mikeatike
Put potato into your mouth.
teamshitshow
Post your address and find out
orbitn
because if you don't have a ball gag handy a potato will do just fine. Plus, you can have a snack during sex. win/win
RavenVG
More like why would you use a potato as a mouth gag. Balls are better..
Erutanmi
Here in Idaho that’s a marriage proposal.
blankunderscore
Deez spud nuts
Astramancer
isaidihaveanewemail2000
Dan McGoomba
ICollectReactionGifs
because its just a potato with writing on it and postage stamps
Daxton
Honestly?? I wanna make an ebay listing doing exactly that. People pay me to send joke potatoes to themselves/enemies
ObiWanShalomi
Hey man, we just wanna feel loved :(
LanceCorporalBadger
I didn’t know you could do that, I will be mailing a potato as soon as possible
quelin
heck, there was even a building built in the old-west by bricks mailed to the site. Postage was cheaper than other shipping methods.
MyNameInYourBlood
My friend would mail bagels. They would be dried out and he would paint them. But they were freaking bagels. with a stamp on them.
dukegonzo
I'm a postman (UK) and we had a potato through our office a while back. I maybe made a post about about it...
ICollectReactionGifs
i think the hardest part now is actulaly finding non-forever stamps to pay the correct postage
Aeonika
I've done it with postage paid envelopes, sadly don't get many of those these days
wizardOTC
You don’t have to use non forever. You can overpay, you would just have to take it to the window. You would get weird looks from the clerk
drcurlyfat
There was a website that would put custom messages on a potato and send it for you. I sent my friends an anniversary tater.
paintnwood
You can mail a coconut too.
Muffyns
Doesnt imgur still have a potato somebody mailed in 2015
TransAtheistMinister
Send it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Ekibwurm
how do you get those envelopes..... and do you have them in other languages?
Jbelkin
Just copy the art, print on a big adhesive sheet, put on Manila envelope -same thing, it’s the art and graphics that gives its “real”
nasukkin
Plot twist: they ship you the envelopes... in one of the envelopes.
ERKNEES
Btw you can reuse them just use a bit of clear tape for reusable evil
Dipsomaniac
https://whatprank.com/products/porn-addicts-anonymous-two-week-masturbation-free-badge-mail-prank
lucidbarrier
$14 for that?
evildadunit
Whataprank dot com... hmm
Ekibwurm
still in english and price double for non usa destination :( shame....
wiggadewah
I snooped your comments to find you parlez Français. I couldn't find a similar product either. Maybe it's a postal regulation problem.