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Old pic from a hunger strike in norway
HarperLee
#44 if you've ever heard his music, this makes sense
sagejosh0
#15 you can in Australia.
EmilyAnn5
#36 “We used to be a lawyer!”
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
#12 it’s no weirder than when everyone got into sea shanties for a few months during the pandemic.
TheElicitor
#22 @CloacaDeepInADragon this feels like your expertise
dorenavant
#1 Kid Rock from Wish or actual Kid Rock (because it really would be the same thing at this point).
Blze001
I'm pretty sure that's actually him, the drugs and alcoholism are really catching up
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
#23 ...so, cats?
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
I'll take, "Things my wife hears at night while trying to sleep for $500, Alex"
trippingthelightfantastic
This is relevant to my interests. Thank you.
HorseonaBike
#14
grumbleghoul
Sourcery reference! +1
Littledirtybirdyfeet
#5 lol meanwhile I need to tally ours and make sure the homeowners insurance would really cover it
TalkingSnake
scr1bbl3
Right. I’m off to punch a velociraptor in the dick!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
#21 A) He's probably not using his penis, and B) the Konami Code for this scenario is the paying of attention. Not saying there's no element of home-field advantage, but it's telling that dude is asking the internet questions when the person with the answers is his roomie. Also, "a FTM" has real "The Blacks" energy. Descriptions are not identities.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
You'd be surprised how much better you get when you ask your partner questions and pay attention. "Do you not like that?" is a bit embarrassing the first time you ask but if it don't work stop doing it. Chances are she knows her body better than you ever will so ask what she likes.
RyuRichmond
I'm surprised on how many guys don't have any clue how to kiss and girl and I'm like "idk what to tell you, dude, practicing biting an apple with your mouth closed"
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I’ll agree with the first part of your statement. How do you learn what women want? Try asking them. Barring that, maybe ask your friend what he’s doing right. Also maybe get out of the house more and get off 4Chan. 4Chan is like the opposite of a good life choice 90% of the time. That said, FTM isn’t really a slur, it’s a descriptor. It’s a little pointed but not outright offensive.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
It's not the acronym that's unseemly, it's the syntax. Agreed on 4chan.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Just saying "a FTM" is dehumanizing, similar to "a black" or "a female". "An FTM person" would be a better way to say it.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Ohhh I get what you mean now. Sorry, I misinterpreted
xXCutieMomokoXx
#2 but Okayden is the best looking one imo
khora
Yeah, but that shirt is suspicious.
Snooj
I was thinking Grayden. The middle two are definitely doofy.
FjordFiskursson
They all look slightly weird.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
#12 same thing happened with sea shanties a while back. Heard at least one every day for a few months then haven’t heard one since.
Digdug83
I assumed it was because of AC: Black Flag, or some new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
OxfordWriter
There have been two movies made about those shanty singers since then.
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
That was specific to Covid times. It was like what? 2021? I heard it on Colbert, Last Week Tonight, Conan and Kimmel. It was unavoidable. And then *poof* nothing... Then just last week my 11 year old daughter was listening to a pirate themed band's song. I don't know if it's new or popular but we may be hearing more soon. lol
HungryPlatypus
#23 Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror...
...No one ever said elves are nice.
GNU STP
JugOfVoodoo
#23 The Wolfrider tribe from ElfQuest.
HEARTS0FSPACE
#20 Do the smooth brains think the US invented eagles?!
ThrowingSchadenfreude
It's not even an eagle; it's a vulture. Dude could have just googled for information rather than skip straight to outrage, but no.
HEARTS0FSPACE
Is it? Huh, it looks like an eagle to me. Maybe I'm also smooth brained. 😅
ThrowingSchadenfreude
Oh, I definitely couldn't tell by the photos, but I looked it up on Wikipedia. Jatayu was a demi-god who had the form of a vulture. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatayu_Earth%27s_Center_Nature_Park
HEARTS0FSPACE
Ah, thanks for the link!
PedroBenecol
What's an FTM? I'm not googling that on this machine.
Touchesthings
FTM=Female to male.
Anarchduke
female to male transgender
PedroBenecol
Ok. Thanks.
JugOfVoodoo
#36 This could be a puzzle-platforming game in the style of Mario Vs. Donkey Kong. You play as the ghost and you're trying to guide your zombie safely to the goal.
DWolf
Dude, you may have a multi-million dollar idea there.
easytigger
Spirit Tracks, kinda?
GunTotingLiberal
Discworld elves, my dude
BrutallyHonest
But also..cats?
indigenous101
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
PixelSprite64
indigenous101
Love it!
pipatron
#12 Sadly more than a month, several CDs were released with very bad "what-a-middle-aged-pop-music-producer-thinks-techno-sounds-like" gregorian chant mixes.
zombiejedediah
Oh god yeah. The techno mixes. Horrendous
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
You BEST not be talking shit about my Pure Moods CD
homoerection
Oh man, I might still have that kicking around…
TheRealFireFrenzy
Gregorian is still goated... fuck you mean
TellusEidolon
I don't mind that. i think that partly influenced the release of the Celtic Circle albums that had a mix of artists on them and lead me out of only loving classical music (into celtic folk music and symphonic metal)
INeverCheckTheUserNames
I bought two CD's but I can't remember what they were. One was maybe "Gregorian monks sing Celine Dion" or something like that. Oh god... in my defense I was a teenager and I have never listened to them after that one month!
IrrelevantIrrelevant
...The mental image I'm getting of "Gregorian monks sing celine dion" is maybe the best thing ever.
thekeyofe
Yeah, I remember it being at least a full year. My parents and most of their friends were really into medieval history, so the Gregorian chants were right up their alley.
relevantPop3771
The one with the orgasm on it was O.K., I guess.
Foxsayy
I like Gregorian chants. Not all but some are really nice.
Table5
Any EPMD - So Watcha Sayin fans in here? No? Just me then. K.
parabolic000
EPMD is some excellent oldskool hip-hop. You ever listen to the Four Owls?
JohnnyLawlessEsq
People think the Halo theme came out of nowhere...
Shaddak
#12
DWolf
In the 80s, we'd gather at a friend's. The higher he/we got, the older the music got. Better Midler, Janis, Billie Holiday, Mozart...1/
DWolf
If we got to monks chanting, we were past our cutoff point.
Snooj
Still have it. Still one of my most favorite albums.
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
I'm high right now. I know what I'm doing for the next hour. Thanks!
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
Holy shit, this is actually really good! lol
Shaddak
Yep. Great to listen to, when I'm high and messing around in Gimp
BrosephStalin2501
You're goddamn right
Agreement2agree
Check out Delerium tonight
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
Sorry, I missed your comment, I'm queuing it up next. Thanks for the suggestion! I'm always looking for new music.
VitaminJay
#8 I've had it. That's not the drink you start the evening with, that's about 6 hours down the line.
You break that out, or the Jordanian Ouzo you found behind a strip mall in Antioch that leave in the freezer near round.
You knew a hangover was happening when that anise-flavored devil juice came out...
DWolf
So it;s even post Jaegermeister?
VitaminJay
Yeah, it's real devil stuff.
DWolf
That's scary. Is it worse than Malört? (Chicago-based liquor)
VitaminJay
I've never had anything like it. It's like getting slapped with anise. It was probably supposed to be a cleaner of some kind and someone drank it on a dare...
Kittensandyarns
#16 You need to see northern Scandinavia in the winter to understand.
parabolic000
Machinae Supremacy's Dark City is about their hometown, Luleå, Sweden. On average 3 hours of sunlight in the entire month of December. Seasonal Affective Disorder must be kicking all their asses.
HerrHat
Seeing wpild require one to have light in visible wavelengths.
TellusEidolon
Kittensandyarns
Contrary to popular belief, aurora borealis is pretty rare and not this bright. After a month without sun, the thoughts tend to get bleaker.
TellusEidolon
i know it's usually darker. Was just being a bit cheeky XD
Kittensandyarns
FlyingButtPliers
#21 - use the tongue Luke!. 1) Try lots of stuff, see what she likes. 2) do more of that 3) when she says she's getting close DO NOT DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT UNTIL SHE FINISHES. There's also different kinds of orgasms. Clitoral is different than vaginal and is different than fornix. Mix and match and have fun.
incubisexual
All this. Ask! Fuckin talk to your damn partners y'all. Find out what does it for them and then do that
incubisexual
but the tongue thing yeah def fem-shaped people usually dig that
zombiejedediah
Listen to FlyingButtPliers.
Go easy on their tools tho
LucienTheLuckless
I'm a 43 year old man and now I have to figure out what a fornix is and apologize to my wife...
FlyingButtPliers
It's like a second or third g spot located in Little pockets in front and behind behind the cervix. The main one is kind of behind the pubic hair in the front. The vagina is for lack of better description a bit like an umbrella. The cervix hangs down a bit from the center like a very short handle. So there's like two tiny vaginas in the vagina in some people that are crazy good places to stimulate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_fornix
FlyingButtPliers
To keep things interesting, they move around a bit as she gets excited the vagina gets longer and you have to match the angles of your cylinder so they will meet correctly. Not everyone likes cylinder punches to the cervix (some do) so be careful and have fun exploring. 😁
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Your prose is impeccable.
Takila
#23 Divinity Original Sin (Larian studios game) elves are pretty close to this.
CallMeTrix
That's where my mind went as well!
TwoPaws
Essentially, elves are actually cats.
incubisexual
Hell yeah came down to type this. Had fun playing Sebille in the second one
OrionKaelin
Anime would have me believe ALL elves emote with their ears.
folded13
Pretty much the opposite in Glorantha, where the "elves" are plants.
JugOfVoodoo
And the Wolfriders from "ElfQuest".
nekosupernova
The second one is definitely the elves in Dungeon Meshi. Or at least Marcille.
TellusEidolon
In Dark Sun it's halflings that are savage, xenophobic headhunters and cannibals.
Gayforbae
So basically shaved ewoks.
RevolutionOnHerLips
dark sun halflings are the only halflings I liked until Eberron
TellusEidolon
I like the Forgotten Realms halflings and gnomes too.
swedeonamoose
Elder scrolls woodelves comes to mind, damn cannibals
ElbowDeepInAJedi
That is just pure propaganda! We are a kind and peaceful people! *please don't look in the kitchen*
VayaKahvi
Paraphrased from Elder Scrolls Online: Wood elf 1: "I heard there were new rules on what we can eat, could you fill me in?" Wood elf 2: "Basically don't eat anything you can have a conversation with." Wood elf 1: "Well I never felt comfortable eating something I could talk to, so I guess that changes nothing for me."
ElbowDeepInAJedi
"It's more of a suggestion than a rule." -Y'ffre
Gayforbae
Wait, I've played several elder scrolls games and I don't remember anything about woodelves being cannibals. If anything that seems more like a dark elf thing.
Zalm
As stated by NowhereMan313 and FailureTowne, Bosmer only practiced cannibalism in rituals for the green pact. But it was more or less phased out during the second era(see my replies under their comments for more). And since Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim all happen during the Third and Fourth Eras, the practice had basically been removed from their traditions. You might see or hear more on that in ESO, whcih takes place in mid-late Second Era.
NowhereMan313
"Ritualistic cannibalism is a part of Bosmeri culture and a requirement for the upholding of the Green Pact; they eat their dead and even their enemies as part of upholding the meat mandate. The practice of cannibalism has fallen out of favor in Valenwood during the Second Era, and is only practiced by the most zealous upholders of the Green."
Zalm
A few things to note about this. The third era began when Tiber Septim(yes THAT Tiber Septim, aka Talos) formed the Empire. The second era lasted around 900 years, and around 400 years after it ended, Morrowind(the game) happened. Oblivion(the game) takes place 5 years later, causing the third era to end, and the fourth to begin. Skyrim takes place 200 years later. ESO occurs during the second era, around 300 years before Tiber Septim.
Zalm
So, to count, ESO takes place in 2nd era, 582. Morrowind takes place ~750 years later, in 3rd era, 427. Oblivion is 5 years after that, 433, ending the 3rd era. 4th era, 201 is Skyrim. So you never really see much about the cannibalism in the core games, since the tradition is basically gone over the course of probably ~1,000 years. But it occasionally referenced in ESO.
HotFreshPixels
Bosmer that follow the Green Pact are religiously carnivorous but by the Second Era, very few of them still practice the ritual cannibalism aspect.
Zalm
A few things to note about this. The third era began when Tiber Septim(yes THAT Tiber Septim, aka Talos) formed the Empire. The second era lasted around 900 years, and around 400 years after it ended, Morrowind(the game) happened. Oblivion(the game) takes place 5 years later, causing the third era to end, and the fourth to begin. Skyrim takes place 200 years later. ESO occurs during the second era, around 300 years before Tiber Septim.
Zalm
So, to count, ESO takes place in 2nd era, 582. Morrowind takes place ~750 years later, in 3rd era, 427. Oblivion is 5 years after that, 433, ending the 3rd era. 4th era, 201 is Skyrim. So you never really see much about the cannibalism in the core games, since the tradition is basically gone over the course of probably ~1,000 years. But it occasionally referenced in ESO.