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Feb 21, 2017 1:52 AM
reiryo
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imAUser
Woulda taken more offence about the assasination part
sallystrutwellMD
Marry him right now
Abecx
Could you imagine getting messages like this in the afterlife.
yuyufan43
Can't tell if sincere or rubbing it in. lol
TheAkmu
Once, one guy was very upset for my "teabaging". All his team was shooting me, so I have to dodge every I can
BrassXD
On the Bungie train still, Destiny is worst for it. The Hunter's evade is doubletap RS- forget to equip it and you just teabag
tarWHOdis
I love that people take the time to teabag an enemy. What a time to be alive!
OfMiceAndMenus
"It seemed the most prudent course of action to avoid being rendered deceased was to repeatedly press my testicles against your face."
CAKELEVELER
As a fellow halo fiver. This is nice
nofateeric
NOfateERIC is my gt, let's play!
CAKELEVELER
Yes! Mine is CAKELEVELER
ApolloEightStoleMyPetMoonRock
You stole this picture from Facebook it's like 2 years old
UnexpectedZombie
Ah, what a gentleman, that killer whale167
intensemx
He tea bagged and than felt bad about it
aragorn1023
All of the friend requests.
obiryan850
I have this heart but cannot afford to get killed 5 times to type it
nhathuochaisau
Little apologies like that always make me smile. Seems like a stand up guy.
BipityPobityDo
But he was crouching.
SpartanJ105
Hahaha +1
chapitaine
Since when is it a crime to teabag in halo
Alka1os
Since the dawn of time.
mythology333
It takes ages to type on a controller so you know they meant it.
Jonhogn
You can get the xbox app now and type through that now. Found it out when I was using console commands for ark.
SomeRandomNobhead
You can use a USB keyboard and use that to type on XBL.
RaynWisp
I have a keyboard attachment for my controller, it's just as fast as texting.
SlickerThanNick
or their mother was standing over them
reclusivepope4
As a gamer, I have always found tea bagging to be the most immature thing. Also, usually the same players as call *you* gay.
BumNanner
Destiny Elimination, I kill a guy, his teammate kills me, enemy revives guy I killed, guy I killed TBags me. Not your kill, bro. wtf?
skelitor120
Halo community considers teabagging to be tasteless nowadays. Its always funny to see someone teabag you then fuckin assassinate them.
GadenKerensky
Depends... teabagging to brag a kill? Immature. Teabagging as thanks for handing back your weapon? It has many different contexts.
IcyLucario
Happy crouching isn't the same as teabagging. Tea bagging is balls to face. Hence the name.
GadenKerensky
I am aware of the origin, but teabagging has come to mean repeated rapid crouching, regardless of context.
almightycrouton
I long for a message like this. The most recent one I got was somebody saying "play properly I prick" because I killed him as Mercy ????
9000cody
Battle Mercys unite!
MrWobblyHead
I was playing Battlefield 3 on the 360, sniped somebody then shortly afterwards received a message off them saying 'Nice shot'. I was amazed
skelitor120
Got "You arent even good" after curbstomping an enemy team in Breakout on Halo 5. Not sure what kind of insult that is; You just lost to me
AfroSamuraiRM
"You aren't even good." -A Dying Man
liv3
It is embarrasing when you die to mercy but what an idiot
IceFireXD
I like how it's insulting to both parties, simultaneously. Very creative.
Jabbathebutt2256
Canadians playing halo5 :^)
Phischstaebchen
I like the username :)
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
Some rando went off on me on Overwatch the other day, I think because I shut down his McCree ult. I just gave him a gg back...
DoublevBomb
"And then she said 'Heroes never die!' and I hopped up and shot his dick off. Didn't get PotG but it was still a pretty great play."
RaynWisp
I play Smite, and I use Cabrakan. People don't understand his abilities because he's not a common hero to play, I get called a cheater daily
LightUpSkechers
Friend him and kill everyone.
iamdeadlol
....well that escalated quickly
WolfKing1997
yuraf
But first, kill and tea bag him.
NachomanDandyCabbage
Playing in a Canadian lobby
MFuzzySmock
Oh sorry I shot you eh? Didn't mean to eh?
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
No no no no no. The commas are very important! "Oh, sorry I shot you, eh?" Otherwise you sound like a mocking douche.
MFuzzySmock
Of course, but I'm Canadian so I reserve the right to self-deprecation ;-)
BXHOVAYPCK
You cant get affended if you never use the internet ????????
Direkt4
I suspect Canada isn't populous enough to necessitate dedicated servers.
SkeetSkeets
Lmao lost my shit
AParticularlyAverageWank
hope u can find it and flush it properly :)
SkeetSkeets
Thanks man I still can't find it I think it ran away
sulfuratus
Need some Imodium?
SkeetSkeets
Nah I found it. There was a struggle but I won. It's gone
umikaloo
This is why losing against experienced players is more fun than winning against assholes.
Sirrussel5
Doubly worse when you lose against someone that is genuinely good at the game, but still an absolute cunt.
umikaloo
*coughcoughb4nnycough
Sirrussel5
Sorry, I don't follow. I'm too stupid for your reference I guess.
umikaloo
B4nny is a pro gamer in the TF2 community known for being and absolute prodigy, he's nice enough, but becomes a dick in-game.
Sirrussel5
Ah, gotcha.
skelitor120
It's considered super fuckin' shitty to teabag people in Halo now. It's the lowest form of insult.
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skelitor120
The fuck kind of statement is that? Are baby boomers a big "gaming" crowd?
skelitor120
.. why the fuck would anyone downvote me?
Sirrussel5
T-baggers, man. They just want to see the world burn. Fuck 'em. I've pulled you up from 0. I leave it to another to guide you further.
skelitor120
Thank you.
GreyArea51
Gaming etiquette, simple stuff
ThePotatoBandit
Kinda like oral. You should reciprocate but probably won't
Pandanyan
*gets a kill as Tracer* "Ever get that getting of Deja Vu" always good for annoying toxics.
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
Gg Ezpz
TyrisGC
Since when is it not socially acceptable to teabag someone after you kill them?
ImToxxiic
It is they're just all mad cuz bad
Attacker732
It's in poor taste, unless the kill was spectacular/particularly skillful. 3 story tank drop? Sure. Run-and-gun shotgun? Not quite.
UrKungFuNoGood
Super simple
Merrak
But what if I was teabagging?
Anthonlee
Then you're a faggot
jayliu1984
Kids these days. I got constantly teabag in bf by player who killed me with sniper rifle. No class at all. Only a knife kill is worth it
Freakingdoomguy
*stealth knife
J4Y1450
*taunts after every kill*
fe1od1or
"Thanks for stayin' still, wanka!"
MuffinsLordOfDerp
LostLogic12
*gets 54 kills*
LostLogic12
*oh there was an objective *
floxsyu
"what's an objective, sounds like something I should never touch" -my overwatch matches lately.
ExperimentKraj
"WIDOWMAKER. WIDOW. HOOK TO THE OBJECTIVE TO START OVERTIME. WIDOW! WIDOW!!!!!"
DruidNature
MRW https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dYt7vByulVQ
FlockOfSeagulls25
Always remember everyone: if you someone can easily kill you, go for a mercy head shake. With luck, I'll be that other player
FlockOfSeagulls25
Ah, sorry. Ignore that first "you" please.
Hippocrene
Not sure why so much downvote?
Tkeleth
lol I've been on both sides of that - sometimes it works, and I always grant mercy to anyone who does it
MrLamps
Lmao I play killer in dead by daylight alot and if I notice people do it I just leave them alone
Tkeleth
There's a cool gif of a guy on CS:GO spotting an enemy in the corner, they do this. it's great
SeaHutch
Little apologies like that always make me smile. Seems like a stand up guy.
ApogeeMcGee
You mean a stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down, stand up, guy....
MadDucks
i think he was crouching.
TimTheMooseMan
Oh, you
kayZeeAre
stand up 10 year old*
tehzpoon
That's when you send a friend request.
RepresentativeOfNorway
DarthVaderVersusThePope
Upvote for Canada.
loyalist
Don't you mean upvoote
Haltmann
Upvote for Robin Sparkles
ISellVaporWare
ErinFromTheOffice
Squat down guy
harassmentford
from what i learned from imgur so far i instantly thought: canadian
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Lol.
Paranoidq
I respect a man that will stand up over and over again for what he believes.
MnemonicMonkeys
In one Call of Duty match, one guy kept spawning right in front of me, which led to me immediately killing him. After this happened 1/2
MnemonicMonkeys
5 times I felt so bad about how he must feel that I tried to send him a message, but Xbox didn't let you send them to non friends then. 2/2
ThrowYallWay
:(
Sirrussel5
You sure it was Xbox and not just your account's permissions having odd settings? Either way, ancient history, guess it doesn't matter. +1
MnemonicMonkeys
It was Xbox. They didn't let you message non friends until late 2010
Sirrussel5
Gotcha. I'm not sure if I even had friends on Xbox then.
Jennyogi78
Stand up then squat then stand up then squat. He's that kind of guy.
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I complimented a guy on his warthog driving and halo 5. He told me to go fuck myself
GavinScreaming
To be fair your comment would likely come across sarcastic as fuck
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I'd laugh my ass off at that response. Then again that's my type of humor and likely how I'd respond.
joeycannoli
Seems about right.
SleepyWalrus
I would've been happy for that, but I'm also the person who basically parkours with warthogs in Halo 3. Is 5 any good with multiplayer?
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
It's some of the best multi-player in the series in my opinion. The vehicles were wonky at launch but we're fixed. The warthogs even get 1/3
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
Launched super far by a gravity hammer all halo 3 style. Also the custom games are insane. It's got a server browser for customs. Its great
undungubungu
Sometimes I do the same thing. If the guy (or gal) laughs at me for being dumb, then I know I will get along with them. I guess im fucked up
Daeyelle
My General complements goes a little like 'you were awesome 'activity here' it helped me out a lot! :)' smiley face gets my point across
Quipman
OOOOOH You just made me remember the warthog servers from halo 1. God that was so much fun, driving around and doing tricks and stuff.
TheGreatBlumpkin
Not to detract from the thread, but you have an awesome username
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I know this. Heimdall sees and hears all
magmadar
trying to compliment people in shooters is a slippery slope :D
Terminology
Kinda depends on the message. "Great driving there" can come across as very sarcastic if he doesn't feel he did that well.
szai
Very true. That's why if I'm not sure I ask now.. "Are you being sarcastic?"
TwitchTitch
I always just respond extremely positive. That way if they were sincere I'm thanking them. If they weren't it just makes them more mad.
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I said "hey you are a great driver" I don't think that comes across as sarcastic
AlkeneThiol
In the cynical salty world of gaming, even that can be taken as sarcasm sadly
madjo80
In that world even "Good morning" could be taken as sarcasm.
Jakesta58
Report the message. When I get the message from Xbox saying they took action on a recent complaint, it makes me smile!
GavinScreaming
Reporting someone for telling you to go fuck yourself is lame as hell. Grow some thicker skin
Jakesta58
Oh it doesn't me. It's just funny when the 12 year olds think they are passing you off saying stuff like that in messages. I just laugh
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SomeRandomNobhead
Especially when you know they're most likely a 10yo kid.
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Jonhogn
I think at most they get chat blocked for this. Friend cussed at someone, they reported him, and he got chat blocked for a day. No biggie
Nikolai5
Dick move for dick move
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Dionysus187
Or just don't be a dick. That's kind of the point.
KaJuN
The reporting system is dumb. A bad word in a message gets you banned but things like repeatedly spawn killing go unpunished.
LloydMadel
lol git gud
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
He's right though. Would you be more upset about a rude message or not being able to play?
IbukiOnTheScene
lol go get fucked scrub
RogueOfHeart
Because one breaks the rules of xbox live, while the other is just you being a big ol' pussy about getting killed in a video game
KaJuN
It's unsportsman like play for not even letting the other team take 2 steps before getting shot by 4 people just waiting there.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
You're getting a lot of downvotes, but I guarentee those same people will rage if they have someone target them and they die over and over
xman1231
You want someone to get banned because they spawned killed you?
KaJuN
If they do it over and over, yes. I've spawned in with my controller already vibrating from being shot. And they kept doing it again.
xman1231
I'm going to say what people have been saying already it's not the player's fault the spawns are ass, get over it.
GavinScreaming
Not the player's fault the spawn system is rubbish. If I have a chance to spawn kill someone I'm taking it
RaynWisp
That's the game developer's issue, not the Microsoft player moderation department.
skwotingdog
He was totally tea bagging you
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
"Srry after I assassinate you if it look like I was tea bagging, my balls were cold so I was trying to warm them on your face."
MrOvechkin
JupiterJedi
He, was also trying not to get hit in the head
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whovianspartans
This...This is stinking hilarious!
werzygon
Teabagging is funny as fuck, still.
NateintheNorth
But he was ALSO trying not to get hit in the head. Two stones, one bird.
iDrinkDrano
He dunked two stones and flipped the bird.
EmphaticOlive
Killing two birds with one bird is 50% more effective than the typical stone option.
btimup
omg ever since I heard that stupid Chuck Norris joke I can't stop saying "two stones, one bird". Cracks me up every damn time
shmekie
Cheeky
frogglesmash
Get two birds stoned at once.
MeezyRogueHero
You heard the man, *lights up*
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
But it's 2 birds? ... This vexes me
NateintheNorth
Teabagging is using your stones.
ColonelCouch
Using two birds to kill one stone
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
2 stones. 1 bird.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Then.. you are a black man?
MeezyRogueHero
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