While I realize that a chimp is not a monkey, Jane Goodall's take on Secretary Kegbreath would make for interesting something.

Jul 27, 2026 5:38 PM

She left us too soon.
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Kegsbreath's vision for boot camp

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The erections are rigged!

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Sorry? There are more than one study where scientist wondered around jungle with a decibell meter and a meter for measuring monkey testicles? I was aware of one, but several?

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So that's why he wants to promote Gender Affirming care with Testosterone treatments for those troops who are over a certain age.

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We should make the monkeys take testosterone!

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Secretary pigsex

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Boobert MacNamoron

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