ashIG88
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Wife hates sex haha
Clown car
"Only thing that can beat me is a queen..."
mischivousmic
updoot bc meme dump. Who downvotes meme dumps anyway?
ImNotDianaofThemyscira
Don't talk about the LYNDA CARTER spin if you can't even spell her name right! That said, excellent spin.
GrinningReaper
The answer is 178,910,723.6438216.
Pedobearus
#4 I was looking for Waldo, the biggest clown of them all.
Sometimesidkhowtothink
Some of these just sad...
DemonFluffer1000
First one should have the caption 'I was a superhero once until I took an arrow to the vulva... I mean knee'
CaptainQuarkk
#28 made me chuckle. I could see someone or myself write a funny story on the premise that death is trying to get people to emigrate there
zenabel
I don’t get the small firecracker pop one
5NoteHalf
He's terrified of it, but it's so small a noise he can't even hear it go off with his ears covered.
Othernate
#21 fuck that's good.
Daaaaaaaaale
Lot of boomer humor energy in this one
thethingthatwentsplat
#1 reminds me of Erza Scarlet.
y04coopa
Divide by 3688999999999999999 (approx) to get 4.
MacClay
Multiplying by 0 and then adding 4 works better though.
CoolSweaterDude
The answer is 178,910,723.64382
msawers
16
MaydayBub
I am friends with Linda Carter spin Supergirl and let me tell you oh, she is a wonderful human
BuryThemInCider
Not gonna lie- that clown one took me a second
Noir1013
#21 The answer is 178910719.056. I may or may not have used a calculator.
MuaddibISR
The answer is 42.
randelung
Would have been hilarious if it actually was four.
CaptainQuarkk
No fuk you and your 'calculator' I know in my heart that the answer is 4! Nonbelievers can go count the digits of pi
bukobg
https://www.google.com/search?q=1892491287%20*%207798721415%20%2F%2082493726631
Mickeysofine
So, you're saying it's not 4?
maninthedarkness
It's closer to 4 than just the first two multiplied together, so there's that.
gabble13gjgj360
At Applebee's for lunch and leered at some office workers cleavage. I feel bad for her co-workers having to put up with her outfit.
airen
Dude fuck off literally.
gabble13gjgj360
Please help me understand why I should fuck off literally.
airen
Because its people like you trying to make breast feeding a dirty thing. Boobs are just boobs, there is also a huge diff between glancing at
gabble13gjgj360
Breast feeding? She wasn't breast feeding. She was having lunch herself.
airen
Boobs n staring at them. Thats why.
Voltair
I don't get #8 #9 #10
fartharder
It's making a face. It enjoys it.
pcoriginal
178,910,723.6
msawers
438216
ThatRandomCanadian
#1
BouncingSphinx
Still looks bottom naked under the armor though lol
ApexIzzy
It finally makes sense!
Randomman562
178910723.6 in case anybody else was wondering
drakewarnock
178,910,723.6438216 . At least that's as accurate as my computer's calculator will go.
SemiFlaccidTakeitorLeaveit
The answer is 178910723.6
msawers
438216
littlehorse000
That last one, talk about poker faces. Nobody even cracked a smile. I'm the kind of jerk that would have laughed.
7816
they all was there once.
captainswoopty
They don’t laugh because it’s all happened to them before. Feelsbadman
destinoz
Laughed? I’d probably gone with something like “oh shit! Holy shit!” Then realized someone was hurting and said it again, but more quietly.
rebel1996
The guy on HIS left looks like he’s trying to avoid laughing
CarBENbased
I would have laughed if i was the guy that lost.
AppleShrapnel
"Tough luck, bro, you got beaten by a girl." :X *gigglegiggleSNORT*
TheGreatWizpoo
fartharder
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
TkMacintosh
...All I can see in my head is that one Fate/Stay Night fic when ever I see that phrase.
fartharder
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat
TkMacintosh
I know the origin of it, but I think of that fanfiction more than its origin.
EatingSnow
Stranger things VI
ThePotatoBandit
Bloodninja?
MechaNinja
She rolled a natural 20 for her save.
maninthedarkness
Nah, she's just wearing the Panties of Drought.
DaierMune
#25 Lady, if you think I'm *not* aroused by your Linda Carter spin, you've got another thing coming.
AwesomeTeddybear
I'm more aroused by the blonde superman, can't help it
HerrBisch
She could Linda my Carter any day of the week.
Muffdiver9
Well it's also irrelevant to the original post since she was talking about how Superman takes off his disguise, not Wonderwoman.
elf0004
The first one is them doing the "Superman version" while still looking badass, the second is doing it how Wonder Woman actually did it.
Muffdiver9
Badass seems like a dramatic overstatement to me, but whatever floats your boat.
elf0004
Without looking "pervy" then if that's how you need it phrased, my point is they were responding relevantly to the original post.
BuryThemInCider
What was the first thing comi....ohhhhhhh, gotcha
maninthedarkness
and what woman isn't turned on by Superman tearing open his shirt and thrusting his big chest out?
TheSlightlyLessElderOne
Higher angle on the blonde makes them look submissive while the lower angle on the brunette makes them look powerful.
justtruth
Facts about posture. Also the facial expression is important.
maholt
#1 That armor works because that is where we are aiming.
ThorinNL
Yup, to remove said armor. Not because the arrow follows our eyes (and mind).
BahamutBBob
178,910,723.64382. Unless I typed the numbers in wrong, which could easily happen. Definitely not 4.
msawers
16
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
last one is r/watchpeopledieinside
TomahawkJackson
So is the clown car one, technically.
digitalagriculture
https://youtu.be/CTUZ2SrSxsA
BatmanOSX
That's the trick, i m already dead.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
We all are.... We all are...
BatmanOSX
In a few years.... May be...
MacClay
IIRC, he had a breakdown after that.
breakingcode
He looks like the poster child for douchenozzelry, so it's kind of beautiful.
waterpolocarbonatedfist
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CrossBetween
All poker players are dead inside, having died multiple gruesome deaths.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
some like that one dude should probably die an outside death
Waitihavesomething4this
Player here, I’m still not convinced we’re not living in a simulation
designedbyhumans
I lost a Jack's full of aces boat to quad aces for 450 dollars. Fucking never heard a table in a casino yell so loud
Schwaamibaba
Damn
DJSckytzo
Was that a spell you just tried to cast? Cause it sounded like a spell to me
SincerelyHated
Pocket deuces. Now That's a real Maverick.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
i dont gamble. what the hell does that mean
SharpishKnife
Super good hand lost to super unlikely, even better hand. Literally one other hand (the last 2 aces in the deck) could have won, and it did.
JaydashCub
He's a big fat loser! And what's worse everyone was happy he lost! Everybody point and laugh!
SharpishKnife
Super good hand lost to super unlikely, even better hand. Literally one other hand (the last 2 aces in the deck) could have won, and it did.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Nah, could also win with a house of aces, with any of the other cards on the table as pair.
SharpishKnife
That's true, I'm dumb. Although a double paired board where somebody makes the better house like that is also super unlucky, no real way out
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Nahhh you could also win with two twos. Best card combo in the room. You can bet everything you have and still win. No lies here. All truth.
designedbyhumans
I had JJJAA board had JAA93 other player had AAAA it's a 100 million to 1 deal when each of us only get 2 cards and only 5 on the table
idrinkyourmilk
Some casinos pay you for the bad beat.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Bad beat jackpot?
designedbyhumans
Not where I was...
hungrydutchman
Yes
HurtfulThings
Got invited to a buddies poker game once. I don't know if it was a bad shuffle or what, but I got pocket aces and the other 2 aces came (1)
HurtfulThings
out on the flop on the very first hand. I mean, you don't NOT go all in when you have 4 aces. So I went all in, and was very honest that (2)
HurtfulThings
no one should call because I had gotten a lucky hand. Everything short of showing my cards, since this was a friendly game I didn't want (3)
HurtfulThings
to bust anyone on the first hand. Well, the guy who was holding the game at his house says "can't let that pass in my house" and calls (4)
Codyblues
Some casinos have a jackpot for that type of thing. It’s usually when quads lose to quads. The loser gets the big end and winner small end.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
https://www.pokernews.com/pokerterms/bad-beat-jackpot.htm
auzziefella
That's shitty participation award bullshit
BlueJayne
Fantasy Ireland? the shire is the west country m8
mwoodman
I just learned about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Country_Park as a result of this thread. Now I want to visit.
priestsaresotouchy
Fantasy Ireland, little hobbit aught ta be yellin "Aye, bass ta plane ta plane"
Tendrilmind
If Tolkein was living in Oxford while writing the books then that still makes Ireland the country closest and west of him m8 Wales is UK
adhdartiste
Wales is still a separate country tho jus saying
baltec1
Settle down or they'll build another castle.
PrivateDiddles
Too late
mwoodman
Read and repent: A village near Birmingham was the Shire's inspiration: https://www.theguardian.com/books/1991/dec/28/jrrtolkien.classics
BlueJayne
The west country is sommerset, Devon and Cornwall you ruddy wazzack
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Dawi from another hold arrive
BlueJayne
Wazzack is cornish my vertically challenged friend
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Your mother is cornish
mkelter
That's going in the book!
dunkledan
The fuck are you two on about?
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Get fucked you scurrilous heathen.
Tendrilmind
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine. You’re attempt at seduction has been noted, but no.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Your attempt at English has been noted, but no. BOOM.
AnythingMuchShorter
pierzstyx
Boobs are sex organs. They're sexualized and a prominent focus for sexual activity. Deal with it.
ButterLube
I agree.
AnythingMuchShorter
Like if everyone was going around bare assed sitting on the same stuff in public that would get really nasty.
snarflex
Look up "secondary sex characteristics."
AnythingMuchShorter
Yes, because I've never heard of that term. But are you saying all secondary sexual characteristics should be covered? You like burkas?
adwebb
The thing with this is that crotch cleavage shouldn't have to be covered at all, crotch cleavage isn't a sex organ or dirty.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
third party and a vast majority perspective tends to disagree with your sentiment unfortunately.
airen
Thats bc imgur is 87% men according to their stats. Easy to have the women outvoted ffs.
ThatRandomCanadian
Then staring at boobs should be as perfectly fine as staring at their arm.
airen
Staring at anything on a person except their face while you’re talking to them is weird af, have u ever communicated with a real person?
ThatRandomCanadian
Yes. Staring at an arm or something is weird, but it's not the same big deal that staring at boobs is.
airen
Not that I ever noticed or care about people staring at my boobs, but people who do are usually people who would be equally uncomfortable w
airen
U staring at their arm. Like jfc, glancing is one thing but just dont fucking star. Even constant eye contact is creepy af
tarataqa
"QUIT STARING AT MY ARM. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
Memeeater
In an ideal world, sure. But I will say, just for clarity and to clear stuff up, it is also pretty weird to stare at people's arms
ThatRandomCanadian
It'd be weird, but not a huge deal like staring at boobs.
UnifiedHivemind
I would find it pretty weird if someone was staring intently at any part of me.
ThatRandomCanadian
Sure it'd be weird, but staring intently at any other part like a shoulder or something wouldn't be a problem like staring at boobs.
UnifiedHivemind
Have had some foot fetishists who think that way. It's just as creepy when you leer at body parts others don't find sexual. Cuz you might.
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
What about the face though have to stare to talk unless you want to be rude and look around lol
UnifiedHivemind
Maintaining eye contact too long is uncomfortable for people. We all look away naturally at various points, so no staring intently.
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
.....true...I never actually thought or realized that....thank you lol
AnythingMuchShorter
It would be more like staring at an ass in yoga pants. You can look but you don't want to be caught in a long stare.
raminagrobis
So you agree that boobs are on par with ass as far as sexuality is concerned.
AnythingMuchShorter
As far as enjoying looking at them in a sexual way? Yes. But dicks and vaginas are used for sex, and are unsanitary to have touching seats.
AnythingMuchShorter
In a culture where boobs are out and you see breastfeeding that doesn't mess with kids at all. Seeing genitals and sex probably would
ElaineTheNPC
I, for one, welcome a society where we stop covering boobs (unless you want to I guess).
lens4life
I wouldn't mind it for a day but I'm a prude and jealous so I wouldn't want my gf to participate
AnythingMuchShorter
It would probably be like how men can legally be shirtless. It's allowed but you pretty much only see it on rare occasion, like at a beach.
drakewarnock
Most places it's not illegal to go topless anymore. At least in the US. People just don't.
theknitter1337
it's still outright illegal in Tennessee, Indiana, and Utah. There are also a lot of city ordinances against it.
dunkledan
If I see boobs I look at em
AnythingMuchShorter
Asses in yoga pants are hard not to look at, but we still understand leering isn't cool.
tarataqa
Don't let people spoil your dreams. Leering is cool if you want it to be.